New and expanded with rewrites and extra scenes! 1. No boys. 2. Follow my instructions. 3. Don't wet the bed. The first two rules? Piece of cake. But that third one...? Somehow, I broke that on my first night of a free room for college with my estranged stepdad. Now, he's making me wear a diaper to bed, insisting on plastic sheets, and I don't even want to know what kind of discipline he has in mind... But the worst part? I think I'm really starting to like this...