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Slapdash Queen: Ssshh - Mum's the word
Mum's The Word!
'Really funny book.' Andrea
'I laughed so much it hurt. Gives new meaning to holiday sex. Cleverly written.' J. K. Rowning.
'Teenage parenting horror story, so unforgettable.' P. Peters.
'Emotional rollercoaster.' C. Riva.
Jasmine's recent cancer scare has made her realise she isn’t going to have a happily ever after ending. Her teenagers take her for granted more and more each day, so she jets off to think and celebrate her 50th birthday alone on Malta.
Back home her sons begin missing their 24/7 service and turn detective. They find a photograph and story in the Maltese Weekly News claiming their Mum, is having overnight adventures with a young footballer.
Jasmine loves every saucy experimental minute of it, (sex wasn’t like this in the eighties) but the new press story is spreading. It’s about to go viral. Surely common sense will tell the boys, it’s not wise to spy on a parent who’s having fun.
Is it?
She's 50, she's sassy and unforgettable.
She's you. She's me. She's the gal you've always wanted to be.
This novel was written with the riskiest nib; it’s second in Annie’s collection of three novels; Slut Detox and Calamity's Calling.
Slut Detox available Calamity’s Calling
'Really funny book.' Andrea
'I laughed so much it hurt. Gives new meaning to holiday sex. Cleverly written.' J. K. Rowning.
'Teenage parenting horror story, so unforgettable.' P. Peters.
'Emotional rollercoaster.' C. Riva.
Jasmine's recent cancer scare has made her realise she isn’t going to have a happily ever after ending. Her teenagers take her for granted more and more each day, so she jets off to think and celebrate her 50th birthday alone on Malta.
Back home her sons begin missing their 24/7 service and turn detective. They find a photograph and story in the Maltese Weekly News claiming their Mum, is having overnight adventures with a young footballer.
Jasmine loves every saucy experimental minute of it, (sex wasn’t like this in the eighties) but the new press story is spreading. It’s about to go viral. Surely common sense will tell the boys, it’s not wise to spy on a parent who’s having fun.
Is it?
She's 50, she's sassy and unforgettable.
She's you. She's me. She's the gal you've always wanted to be.
This novel was written with the riskiest nib; it’s second in Annie’s collection of three novels; Slut Detox and Calamity's Calling.
Slut Detox available Calamity’s Calling
282 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 29, 2017
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January 2, 2018
Jasmine Bird is released from being a martyred single parent and flees to Malta to allow her inner sex goddess one last final reign but things are different in the twenty-first century.
In disbelief her adult sons want their real mum back, like she used to be, but they discover her red lipsticked trail. O.M.G., what will happen now?
In disbelief her adult sons want their real mum back, like she used to be, but they discover her red lipsticked trail. O.M.G., what will happen now?
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