Diary of Steve the Noob 30 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

by Steve the Noob

19,500 words with 21 pictures. Finally! Book 30 is out! Woohoo! Steve goes on an adventure to the Nether. This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2022 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft

197 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 7, 2017

Reviews

[Amilyn Frank · Rating 5 out of 5]

OH MY GUCCI SLIPPERS.

My review is late, but to be honest I'm kinda lazy. Meh.

Let's face it, this book is a TEENY little shorter than the other books, but it was still DOPE! Steve ate all of Leila's cookies before they even got to the Nether. Figures! Oh, and thanks for using my idea of the dark gates being a Nether fortress! WHOOOO

Let's go through the checklist to see what happened and what didn't.
·Epic battle? -check :D
·HOTDOGS? -check :D
·Someone barfed on STEVE? -nope D:
·Dance off? -nope D:
·Class change? -check :D

3 out of 5. Not bad 😐

I don't really remember much about this book, so let's talk about my life story! I was born in a little town called... eh, let's just go to idea time. LEGGO!
-Steve walks in on Devlin talking in his sleep
-Cookies rain down from above after Steve and his hearty crew come back.
-Since I'm already using pirate slang, I say pirates should come to the village and they have PARROTS with them.
-Gavin teams up with Team Dorkion and they terrorize the village.

I'm trying to think of an idea involving Gatorade, but it doesn't really fit in with the story. Oh well, if anyone needs me I'll be crying in the corner drinking Gatorade 😐

Hey, I just remembered a part! Devlin wants to go back and capture Gavin. I wonder how THAT'S gonna be like...

Aaaand now I'll list some of me favorite reviewers. Hopefully this is still a trend and I'm not the only one still doing this 😐

These are not in order because I'm kinda lazy. Oh well, here goes nothing.

-Pigmaster4000. Long reviews and you talk about the book, unlike me, I tried to tell me life story..

-TheDragoniteX. Hopefully I got the name right. That class change chart is HUGE!

-Scrap and Scratch. You guys came up with doing this kind of thing, and you guys have good ideas.

And now for me signature outro.

Will Steve and his hearty crew make it home safely? Will Gavin take over the world? Will someone please barf? That would be HILARIOUS. FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON STEVE THE NUB!!!

-Slimehead1212

P.S. Arthurninja, I'm a HE. Lol.

[Kelly · Rating 5 out of 5]

Amazing!!!!

This book is just lollipop good one day I read 20 books of STN straight!!! LOL BTW EPICSNIPEZ3355s brother ideas: make a army of undead and make Bob evil and must make cure for him!!!!
2: please put crossbows it would be sooooooooo cool! 3: make a class called: runner! They can run really fast and heal really fast to! That's it's passive that has a cooldown!! Lether armor and diamond daggers!

[carmel daughton · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesome

I LOVE THIS BOOK BTW Cant wait to see bob again
Check out my yt chann IDefize_Ninja
Thanks for reading steve

[Michelle · Rating 1 out of 5]

...READ THIS...(haters and lovers of STN.)

I love STN books, I'm just here to say.. i hate how a buncha CubeKid fans are saying STN copied him... In fact! I have proof STN didn't. STN started publishing this series in 2015. Cubekid started publishing in 2016. So if anything, Cubekids the "copycat". But anyway, about the book. -----------------------------------> why i gave 1 stars. I only gave 1 star cuz i want people to see this. Actually, i think the STN books are great! Yes, most are very short.. But that just makes it more exciting with the cliffhangers. and when theres a battle, it's not just one book long. It usually lasts for 2-3 books. ----------------> ideas. 1: Make someone betray steve. If someone did, the books would be more intresting and more emotional, there for you selling better books, wich means more buyers intrested, wich means making more money. 😯 2: Cindy goes against steve for a tournament. That would be really cool! 😎 just make sure to make it intresting, funny, action-packed, ect. 3: Comedy. Comedy in my opion, is half the book! Having very funny comedy revolves around a comedic story, making customers enjoy the books more. 😆. 4: Drama! I, myself, love books with emotional drama, or just drama in general. As my other ideas, it makes the book intresting. 5: Snow golems. We all know what Iron golems are, thanks to bob's new body.. But it would be good to add snow golems. You could have lots of snow ball fights with them. And you could get snowballs easily, thanks to the snow golems for leaving trails of snow behind them wherever they go! 😏 *wink wink* 5: New class.. So, yeah, we already know about all the classes, like the knights, gladiators, ect. But what about shaking it up a little? I think you should add a class called.. *drum roll please* a dragonire!! A dragonire is able to summon air dragons.. But they only last for one minute and uses up a lot of energy. Dragonire-Dragon tamer. The next class for a dragonire would be a dragon tamer 🐉 a dragon tamer would be able to summon a elemental dragon for 6 minutes. The dragon tamer can also ride the elemental dragon. But uses a lot of energy and a li'l xp. 🐲🐉 ------------------------------> question. Please add a character named Michelle. She's a normal villager. Quite pretty, and intrested in becoming a model/singer.. You dont have to add, since you've already published the next 2 books. Honestly, i doubt you will. I'm just throwing it out there! ------------------------------things that bother me. Mean reviews. I will not mention names, since i'm actually polite.. These people. Yeah.. Not so much. I've seen a lot of people put "blah blah this is dumb if you like it your dumb haha". Honestly, that bothers me? I mean.. Who do these people think they are? What if you got called dumb for liking.. Say, skeleton steve, or cube kid, or mark muelle?! You would be mad. Right? I don't know... Ima just say it. 2: short reviews..!! Some people just like to put: "good book" or "kids liked it". And i'm just like.. "Oh come on! Why put a review if its only two words?!" , i am sorry if I've offended you, but someone has to say it. Right? 3: people putting bad reviews only cuz STN's not publishing fast enough. A lot of these people dont understand. They think they know everything.. Well, being a author, it's actually quite stressing to be a author and have to publish books. Hes already made a lot of books. And you gatta be aware that he may have OTHER jobs, right? And what if he has a family to take care of.. Or hes going through something? You gatta look at what his perspective might be. I'm not saying i know whats happening.. But i mean. Yeah. Welp, thats all.. So.. Bye i guess! -Minecraft girl fan-reviews

[Matt Ranlett · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love your books keep on writing

Hey love your books you should keep writing but it is taking you so long to write a new book so please hurry up please that would be appreciated thanks.

[Krysta Shaw · Rating 4 out of 5]

I loved this book and the series I inspire you to keep writing these books they are one of the best books in the world

I would recommend this series to any person in the entire universe thank you so much for making these books

[andrew curry · Rating 4 out of 5]

Amazing keep writing

Please write more I love how they aren't as dumb as some of the other mincraft books because this serious has everything I love it

[narita bahra-aurora · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good book

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[Shawn M. Gagne · Rating 5 out of 5]

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[Laura Reed]

Awesome books

Great books, my way to pass time and it would be nice to have e v e n more books

[janay lomas · Rating 5 out of 5]

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[Mr. S L Enderman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Laundry thingy industry hectic big hug

Gavy got away, I think he deserved it though, he did some good things, he actually saved Steve! Ok bye.

[Jeff Piper · Rating 5 out of 5]

BEST BOOK EVER

Awesome book!
The series are over the top
I've read crafty Nicole books,but this is the best one
Definitely recommend it!!!

[Dan Guzman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good

Reviewing again so I don't have much to say besides when he said the show of crafted beds their was a Vernon the picture it was weird

[jynx aka lj · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good

Good book

Plot:
Gavy takes steve and his friends to the nether. He saves steves butt a couple of times, but ends up betraying the good guys. Man, he is evil.

Favorite reviewers:
Betty
Teslageek

Thanks,
Jynx

[Matthew · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book of the series takes place in the nether for like most of the book. In this book, Gavin and Paul go to the dark gates so Paul can become a necromancer. The funny thing is Steve's weapon doesn't work in the nether.

[Rayquaza Beast]

id like it if the author made it