Available from https://sites.google.com/site/ermingiant
Andre the BFG is a foulmouthed Franco-Cumbrian git,.
Many of his witful bletherings have been recorded as MySpace blogs, but MySpace being what it is - an ephemeral medium designed solely to create cash for Rupert Murdoch - Andre has decided to clean up all his droppings and collect them together in one midden. For posterity and that.
These gems of intellectual mountaineering can be perused, for nowt, via the link above.
Warning: contains Anglo-Saxon, irony and sarcasm (in that order)
Andre the BFG is big in Bosnia. His memoirs of a life on the front line are shocking and thrilling, yet somehow cuddly. If you are an ordinary guy or gal on the street Andre will steal your heart. If you are a world leader you will want to shoot him. Andre takes no prisoners when it comes to politics - Tony Blair once called him "the biggest threat faced by New Labour this century", and Dick Cheney once changed into drag to avoid meeting him at a charity fundraiser.
Andre's Adventures in MySpace: Volume 3 has been nominated for the Golden Rowling Prize by publishers Skitter and Peebles, and is rapidly climbing up the bestseller lists, both fiction AND non-fiction. It looks set to dislodge Harry Potter from the number one spot by Christmas. If you buy one book this year, buy this. It will change your life!