Good Christmas story
MY RATING
5 stars--WOW
4 stars--would read again
3 stars--was good
2 stars--didn't enjoy
1 star--didn't finish
Should I read books before this one: no
Cliffhanger: no
SUMMARY
December 20, Badger, a 10y AF pilot, rescues Hayley at the airport from a man with a bad pickup line. She's flying home for Christmas, he's visiting AF buddies. He's from Atlanta, she's working in Denver. On the plane, she tells him about her mother's matchmaking machinations and how it always ruins Christmas. He proposes being her fake fiancé. The lady in the same row advises her to go for it because he's handsome.
Badger says he's shared too many experiences with Ryker for him to lie to him, he'll see right through it. He'll also keep their secret. Hayley asks where his coat is, then advises him to get a real one. Ryker meets them at the baggage claim, introductions. Hayley leaves to get her rental car. Ryker, “You got a warmer jacket?” “Nope. The sun’s shinin’. I’ll be fine.” “If you say so.” Badger stepped outside and gasped. “Shoot, Cowboy! It’s freezin’ out here!” Ryker laughed. “Ah, but the sun’s shining.” The guys catch up, then Ryker asks about Hayley, Badger tells him what's up. Ryker thinks it's a bad idea.
Hayley's mom tells her she's got a date for her tomorrow. Hayley tells Mom she's practically engaged, tells the story she and Badger worked up.
At the ranch, Ryker's mom's friends practice their talent show dance. Ryker asks about home. Badger's parents want him to pass the bar and get a life. “The plain truth is, I’m an embarrassment to them. All their friends have model kids who’ve done what was expected.”
Badger borrows the truck, goes to Hayley's house. He's not sure how to act in love because he never has been. Then Hayley opens the door. He sees her, hugs her, I've missed you something terrible.
“Mom, Dad, meet Badger Calhoun, the answer to my prayers.” Hayley doesn't know what to do because she's never brought a boyfriend home; she knew it'd send mom into wedding mode. Dad learns he's from Atlanta, asks him about Gone With the Wind and then about zombies (tours he'd been on when at a conference). He's been thinking about a mash up since. He quotes movie lines, gives them a zombie twist. “Hey, Badger, what did one zombie say to the other zombie while they ate the comedian?” “Beats me.” Her dad’s grin widened. “He said, Does this taste funny to you?” Then he cracked up. So did Badger. It wasn’t a polite, fake laugh, either. He was clearly tickled by her dad’s goofy humor. In the kitchen, Mom tells Hayley he's perfect. Badger comes in, stands under the mistletoe, Hayley kisses him. They learn he's the silent partner in Ryker's commuter service because it's named Badger Air.
Badger is amazed how easily and quickly he's bonded with Hayley's dad. They plan activities. Badger's excited for the best Christmas ever, except he and Hayley will be in a crowd all the time and he wants some time for intimacy. Hayley walks Badger to his car. “Don’t look now, but I think the living room curtain just moved.” “Your momma’s spyin’ on us?” “I guarantee it’s not my dad pulling back that curtain. If she’s watching out the window, you should probably kiss me.” Oh, yeah, life was good.
EVALUATION
The author does a good job giving Badger a recognizable southern accent and manners. It makes him dreamy.
Falling in love in 5 days is unbelievable in this instance because it's wrapped up in Christmas activities with limited conversation and limited time together.
RECOMMENDATION
Those who like insta-love
FAVORITE QUOTES
“Badger!” “What?” “You can’t unhook my bra in the driveway of the parsonage. It’s just not done.” “Then let’s move to the neighbor’s driveway.”
He put on his borrowed jacket, unlocked the front door, and stepped outside. He counted it an act of bravery.
“Anyway, guess how he spent his years between high school and enlisting in the Air Force?” “Dancing at Chippendales?” “Now I have that image in my head, thank you very much.” “You’re welcome.” The joke was on her because now she did, too.
Ringing the doorbell should have been a cinch after breaking the ice the night before, but this time he had two condoms burning a hole in his pocket.
“You don’t have any food allergies, do you?” “Nothing that I know of.” “That’s what I thought, but I’d hate to be wrong and have you swell up like a balloon at dinner.” “My swelling issue has nothing to do with allergies.” “You’re a bad boy.”
“Would you like it gift-wrapped?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Would you like me to do a tap-dance while I wrap it?” “Do you know how?” “No, but for this kind of money, I could fake it.”
Letters are a big deal when you’re in the service. Video chats are great and email is wonderful, too. But there’s nothing like an actual letter. You can take it with you and read it wherever you are. No batteries, no electricity required. And it’s private.
POSSIBLE TRIGGERS
Sex: multiple scenes
Language: 0 f***, 17 Lord's name in vain, 7 s****
Violence: none