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36 Inches

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Book Three of the Size Matters series. This story is a MFMM tale... Enjoy!

12 inches might make you sigh.
24 inches may bring you to paradise.
But put 36 inches of man meat on the table?
Get ready to scream.

Mason, Derek, and Parker.
Three untamable beasts that dominate the book industry.
Whether its our 8 pack abs, our rugged face, or our giant ... egos.
No woman can withstand our charms.
We take what we want and move on.

Until we meet Cara.

She's something else entirely.
A force of nature we've never dealt with.
She wants all of us. At the same time.
Says she refuses to choose just one.

There's forces looking to destroy us.
To beat them, we're going to have to work close together.
To save her, we're going to have to use our bodies.
We'll let you guess which parts ...

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The Size Matters series takes you on a fun-filled journey through the mind of Alexis Angel and the fictional Naughty Angel Publishing company.

Come join a world where love is possible in as many pairings as is open to the imagination.

Perfect for when you just want to get away from the world and share a laugh and then go 'oooh'

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Also included in this edition, only --
as a special thank you from the author --
these five hot reads:
• "Alicia Vs. Billionaire" by Alexis Angel
• "The Biggest Licker" by Alexis Angel
• "Scandalous" by Alexis Angel
• "My Son’s Best Friend" by Cara Angel
• "Dr. Single Dad" by Dark Angel

207 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 11, 2017

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About the author

Alexis Angel

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Alexis Angel writes steamy contemporary romance about bad boys for the bad girl in all of us. She is still single at 30, in case anyone is interested to know, and still very much looking for love.

Her favorite things in the world are flowers, chocolate, lingerie, high heels, lipstick, perfume, and the credit card award miles that she gets from buying all that.

Prior to writing, Alexis used to be a financial analyst in New York City. She quickly decided that working for a faceless corporation run by men was not her dream job. So she began to write. And as she began to write, she began to use those credit card award miles to travel all over the world.

Alexis is still single, in case you forgot from above. She spends winters in California, fall and spring in New York City, and summers in Europe. You can join her mailing list at http://eepurl.com/csXC2P or email her at author.alexisangel@gmail.com

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Profile Image for April Symes.
5,013 reviews447 followers
October 13, 2017
Cara is a PA working for a well-known author, Sienna, whose latest books aren’t as fulfilling/satisfying. In order to help boost her ratings as an author, she did something which led to her getting banned off book sites and also for her to lose out in other opportunities, all in the name of helping her boss. One morning when Cara arrives at work, she catches her boss Sienna and her boyfriend in a very compromising position. Cara is the one that ends up losing her job over this which she shouldn’t have but not before she hears about a plot to destroy Naughty Angels Publishing. Cara doesn’t know what to do since she truly loves that publishing house. Only Cara doesn’t know how she can help. But she ends up getting help from Derek - a bartender and a very famous and sexy hot model that she happens to know, Mason - hot and famous god of the publishing world and finally Parker - a top super sexy model. Cara ends up getting help to make sure her ex boss doesn’t do the damage that she was going to do and she ends up setting up a bargain with the 3 men. This is such a passionate and sexy read with tons of heat. Trust me, this one read that you want a cold drink and lots of fans on you while reading.

My Rating: 4.5 stars *****
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Profile Image for Raven61.
1,135 reviews8 followers
October 19, 2017
I really enjoyed this story and found myself actually laughing at different points through out the book. Not only is it erotic like you fully expect from Alexis, but it was surprisingly witty with an engaging storyline. My only thing was I could figure out (and I don't mean the HEA) way before the end, but still couldn't put it down.

Obviously this story contains adult language, multiple intimate scenes between a number of partners (menage a trois, menage a quattro), with a little violence. If you are sensitive to any of these topics, then this may not be the book for you.

This story revolves around Cara White who dreams of being an author herself. Until she gets a chance to write, she is the main PA in charge of distributing ARCs for romance writer, Sienna Sinner, that has had better times and is struggling to get back on top. Sienna views Naughty Angel Publishing (NAP) and more specifically Alexis and Abby Angel as the enemies that she needs to destroy to get back to where she thinks she deserves to be.

Cara was reading 24 Inches in the taxi on the way to work. She was so into the story she didn't realize the taxi had pulled up to her work and that the driver was looking at her. So Cara actually arrived to the actual office a few minutes late. She can hear her boss talking about NAP, Cara's favorite, being done in less than 3 months. Then she hears some different type of noises so she enters the office to find Sienna giving an oral greeting to Cara's boyfriend and struggling writer, Trevor. They have some words and obviously she dumps Trevor and leaves Sierra's office and employ. Cara then goes to her favorite hang out spot and finds the bartender she has been lusting after since she met him is on duty. It is slow so Cara gets up her courage and does what she has always wanted to do ... she grabs and kisses Derek Kane.

Derek has also lusted after Cara, so when she grabs him and kisses him, he is not wasting the opportunity and brings her into the office and locks the door. One thing leads to the other and there is a rocking scene ... and he fulfills what he told her right after they first entered the space; that he would make her moan, scream, and then beg. Cara finds out that she really likes alpha men that like to control.

Afterward they are talking and Cara tells Derek what she heard Sienna saying about NAP being done in 3 months. Cara loves Abby and NAP and believes that she has a duty to tell someone about it, but she was just a PA and didn't feel like she knew who to go to.

Derek also worked for Sienna and she has him on contract to model for her covers. It doesn't make him rich, but he does know a few people in the business, so he tells her he knows someone that may be able to help.

Mason Carter is a former Wall Street banker that left to become a Top 100 Author. He is not just another alpha male; he actually taught Alexis Angel everything she knows and made the self-publishing world what it is today. He started publishing when Rainforest.com first started and helped develop the Cradle eReader. Then he left to start Bookfinder.com which allows independent authors to get in contact with one another so they can cross-promote each other, further expanding their reader base. Without being able to use his service, an independent author will struggle to survive.

Mason is having lunch with one of his PA dictating his next book. He has slept with a lot of women and the escapades that he remembers he writes about. Then enters one of the most beautiful women he has seen along with Derek trailing behind her.

Mason knew that Cara was the PA of Sienna Sinner and from what he heard she was loyal and the last person he would have expected to leave her. He asked her what happened and Cara explained about Trevor and what she overheard.

Mason is not surprised to hear what Sienna said, as he banned her 2-years ago when he caught her buying reviews. These were then used to open doors with more authors who then unknowingly promoted her poor work. Trevor is another banned POS, just like a former boyfriend of Abby Angel. Sienna did what others though had struggled to do, survive after being banned, but she had to do a lot of other dirty stuff to make it. She trolled others popular stories, used their story lines, and changed it just enough to say she wrote it, but her poor writing seemed to be catching up with her in declining sales.

Mason knows they need to try and figure out what Sienna is up to, but Derek still officially anyway, worked for her. When he asked him about it, Derek responded that he was with Cara and was prepared to do what was necessary - even if it meant losing a job. Mason understood how Cara could inspire that type of loyalty and sense of protectiveness, as he felt it too. It didn't matter that they just met. He agrees to help and asks her to meet him at the Mandarin Hotel later that evening to discuss further. Mason doesn't tell her his thoughts, but he plans on taking her to outer space all night long.

Cara might have not made much as Sienna's PA, but she decided to dip into her meager savings and dress for her meeting with Mason. After she arrives at the upscale hotel lobby, she stops and stares at how attractive Mason is, but then she realizes that he is not alone. He is speaking with Parker Taylor, the top model for NAP and one of the most famous cover models in the business. They motion her over and after introductions, Cara tells Parker about the suspected plot against NAP. Parker then tells her that he is not surprised as Sienna had approached him previously. She wanted him to leave NAP and become her cover model. Sienna said she would pay him more money than NAP as well as other benefits if he could tell her a few things about them, while spreading her legs so he could see her thong. As a rule Parker never ruled out sex and is always thinking about it in one form or another, he just had to get up and leave. They all agreed that they needed to look into this further. Cara then says that she would do anything to be part of the team. When the two of them seemed receptive, she takes them both by the hands and asks for a tour of the onsite apartment ...

I am going to stop there as I don't want to accidentally provide any spoilers or twists.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Profile Image for Sharon.
2,308 reviews22 followers
October 13, 2017
Is art imitating real life? Wow does this one pack a punch. Cara is a PA working for a well-known author, Sienna, whose latest novels have been lacking. In order to boost her popularity, she has been buying off people to review her books which has led to her being removed from various book selling websites and other opportunities. One morning when Cara arrives at work, she walks in on her boss and her boyfriend in a compromising situation which ultimately leads to her dismissal. However this is not before over hearing a plot to destroy Naughty Angels Publishing. Cara is beside herself as she is an avid reader of the publishing house and is conflicted about how to help. Needing a way to calm herself, she winds up at a bar where her friend Derek works and he has a suggestion as to how to help fix the situation. This leads Cara to Mason a self-proclaimed G-d of the publishing world who started as an author himself. When they first set eyes on one another, the chemistry is undeniable. Mason agrees to assist Cara and suggests a meeting later that evening. As Cara arrives for the meeting, she is startled to see Parker, a NAP model, in attendance as well. The heat between the three cannot be denied and after the “business” has been concluded, they embark on another kind of business….the dirty kind. The action just keeps going on and on with so much heat that you really feel the burn. Can Cara stop Sienna from ruining Naughty Angels Publishing? Get the book and find out!
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Profile Image for Nicole.
28 reviews
April 29, 2025
36 Inches: A Fast-Paced, Spicy Read
★★★☆☆

"36 Inches" delivers on its promise of a steamy read. The 'spice' is definitely abundant, making it a captivating choice for readers who enjoy explicit content. The intimate scenes are frequent and detailed, contributing significantly to the overall intensity of the narrative. However, this focus on explicit content comes at a cost.

The rapid-fire narration, while keeping the story moving at a brisk pace, sacrifices depth and character development. The characters feel somewhat underdeveloped, their motivations unclear, and their emotional arcs underdeveloped. The quick pacing prevents any real connection with the characters, making it difficult to fully invest in their journey.

The plot itself is straightforward, with a clear progression from beginning to end. While the speed of the narrative keeps the story engaging, it also prevents any real suspense or unexpected twists. The lack of complexity in the plot mirrors the lack of depth in the character development.

While the book is enjoyable for its explicit content and fast-paced nature, it lacks the substance to earn a higher rating. The lack of character development and the predictable plot detract from the overall reading experience. It's a quick, spicy read, but ultimately forgettable.

Highlights:

High spice level
Fast-paced narration
Areas for improvement:

Character development
Plot complexity
Emotional depth
Profile Image for Raecharmed.
9,295 reviews70 followers
October 16, 2017
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Cara is a PA to Sienna Sinner a romance author that has been losing fans left and right. When Cara arrives at work one day she hears Sienna plotting to take down Naughty Angels Publishing and rushes into her office to find her boyfriend screwing her boss. Sienna fires Cara immediately. Cara ends up in a bar where a cover model she knows bartends and tells him about her day. Derek is happy that Cara is free now since he has wanted her for awhile but it surprised when Cara tells him she wants him. They end up sex in the office of the bar after they plan to go talk to Mason about the possible problem from Naughty Angel Publishing. Mason agrees to help them and sets up a meeting with someone that works at NAP to help them also. Parker is a cover model for NAP and gets involved to bring Sienna down. After they get down talking all three go to Parker's and end up having a scorching hot threesome. Afterwards they sit down to plan their next moved. Will they figure out what Sienna has planned? Will Sienna achieve her goal in destroying NAP?

I loved this book I didn't want it be over when I got to the end. Great characters . amazing story and some scorching hot sex you couldn't ask for more to keep you entertained. I can't wait for the next book by this author.
Profile Image for Heather Miller.
1,485 reviews52 followers
October 16, 2017
I did receive a free ARC copy of this book from Book Sprouts in exchange for an honest review.

In this book we have Cara, is a PA who is working for a well known author, Sienna. However, Cara goes to work on morning, and finds her boyfriend and Sienna in a position they shouldn't be in. Neither are sorry for being caught either. Cara overhears her boss, Sienna plotting on destroying Naughty Angel Publishing. Cara is the one who was just fired. Cara knows she has to tell someone at Naughty Angel but who?

Cara ends up getting help from Derek - a bartender and a very famous and sexy hot model that she happens to know. Mason - hot and famous god of the publishing world and finally Parker - a top super sexy model. Cara ends up getting help to make sure her ex boss doesn’t do the damage that she was going to do and she ends up setting up a bargain with the 3 men.

Will Cara & her men be able to stop Sienna before she hurts Naughty Angel Publishing? Or will something stop their plot to destroy Sienna?
Profile Image for Tianna McPherson (Anna Lee).
880 reviews11 followers
October 15, 2017
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Okay this was the first book I ever read by you and can I saw...WOW. It was so intense, loving, and the sex was...bam. If I could have the life that's written in thus books I'd be floored. I love how you incorporated yourself and the publishing house into in. It made for some pretty amazing scenes. I love how Sienna was trying to make it big but Abby knocks her down a o eg with the help of Cara.
Now for Cara, Mason, Derek and Parker...they are the best of each other. They show us that no matter where you are in life,live can find you when you least expect it. The sex scenes with them had me hot!!! I'm glad that I was able to get to know this characters. Amazing, brilliant and absolutely breathtaking. Please continue writing fantastic stories Abby. If I could I'd give it 6 stars but seeing I can go only to 5 that's what I'll do.
Profile Image for CharmaineW .
2,111 reviews11 followers
October 15, 2017
I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book from Booksprout
Oh Cara, to realise you are not happy in your job because of your boss Sienna Sinner is one thing, but to find out she is cheating on you with your now ex boyfriend Trevor is a double whammy. She needs help quickly , so who to turn to but her friend Derek and what do friends do in your hour of need........ make you relax in any way they can. Overhearing something not good from Sienna on the phone about Naughty Angels Publishing, Cara tells Derek and together they ask for help from Mason and model Parker...and now the fun starts.
A totally hot, sexy story of Cara, Derek, Mason and Parker working and "communicating " together in every way to bring the downfall of Sienna Sinner.
I just love these "inches" stories.
Profile Image for Pamela Lunder.
1,732 reviews1 follower
October 16, 2017
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I got sucked into this book right from the start. Cara is sweet and kinda shy until she walks in finding her boss and boyfriend going at it. I loved how she finally took what she wanted from Derek. He is sexy and exciting. Then there is Mason who is charming and sexy as hell. Parker is hot and loyal to a fault. I loved the four of them together. What woman doesn't want 36 inches of sexy man meat? I loved how the men went to battle for Cara. These books keep you going in the sexy department as well as the suspense department. Always a little twist in them and I love it. Keeps things very interesting. I am hoping that we get a 48 inches book soon. Lol.
Profile Image for Meghann Alford.
806 reviews13 followers
October 13, 2017
36 inches of man all to myself?  Yes please!!  Alexis Angel is in her pure smut form with this gem and I absolutley loved it. Hot, sinfully dirty and just so gosh darned good!!!  The pages honestly just turned themselves!  Oh, and be sure to have an extra pair or five of panties on hand cause you're gonna need to keep changing them out while reading this one! Not one to be missed!
Hero, Derek, Mason, Parker = 15/15
Heroine, Cara = 5/5
Chemistry = 5/5
Sex = 15/5
Plot = 3/5
Mystery = 3/5
Action =  1/5
Darkness = 1/5
Humor = 2/5
POV = all four
Would I recommend this book = yes
Would I re-read this book = yes
Would I read future books by this author = yes
Profile Image for Lisa.
2,374 reviews48 followers
October 13, 2017
Thirty six inches. Three times the fun. Three times the love. Three times the heat. Over the top. Not to mention just one man is built with the length of two. This is a hot book full of pleasure. They are trying to protect Naughty Angel Publishing, and get set up in the process by an evil woman! Man, she made me mad. Don't worry though. It's an Alexis Angel book, so there's dual pov and a happy ever after. And is there a lot of lovin goin on? Oh yeah. I mean look at the title- there's bound to be a touch more than average romantic encounters ;). I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Profile Image for Maura Pritchard.
479 reviews4 followers
October 13, 2017
HOT!
Alexis always writes a sexy book and this one doesn’t disappoint! Cara is the lead female and a PA that learns how distrustful her current boss can be. The three male leads are Derek, Mason, and Parker. Yes, you read that right three male leads! Now you know why I titled my review, HOT!, because it is an inferno of sexiness. I loved the storyline and the characters. This is an MMFM storyline. It’s fun, wild, and a quick read. I bought the book because I love all the Angels’ books and to add more weight to my review. I did receive a free copy of this book from Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
5 reviews
November 8, 2025
At this point, I was mostly reading out of curiosity—and maybe a little spite. I skipped most of this one, and honestly, I don’t regret it. Whatever small glimmers of improvement appeared in the second book were completely gone here.

The characters all blurred together, and it’s hard to root for anyone when they feel like recycled versions of each other. The plot felt repetitive, and by the time the third “unexpected twist” happened, I was just trying to get to the finish line.

That said, I’ll give Alexis credit for ambition—she clearly has a world she wants to build, and a loyal audience that enjoys it. I’m just not part of that audience.

Final Thoughts: I’m relieved to be done.
744 reviews
October 16, 2017

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Set yet again in the Angel Publishing world we meet a very lucky girl!. I’m not going to give out any spoilers. So, what to expect?. Lots of sssteam, love it, intrigue, fun, & a woman who goes after what she wants. The sizzling sex is just as you expect from Alexis, but it is not just one long sexfest. The story brings the book to life. This all leads to a very satisfying conclusion to a HEA in more ways than one. Buy it, you won’t be disappointed.
Profile Image for Jessica CW.
1,031 reviews13 followers
November 11, 2017
Having great chemistry with one is awesome, what would three be?

Cara is the lucky one to find out. And help nab a dirty author too.

Alexia Angel likes to write the dirty fantasy and these three guys are that.

These stories reference the author, her co-authors...so fact or purely yummy fiction? Either way it’s steamy to read.

Would have scored higher but some parts lost with grammar/editing small misses, and needed just a little more character development and romance...but the hot factor was there for sure.
2,321 reviews8 followers
October 13, 2017
A good MFMM story. Cara makes a bargain with Derek, Mason, and Parker to try and expose her sleazy boss, Sienna, when she overhears that Sienna is trying to destroy Naughty Angel Publishing. Not to mention that Sienna is also having sex with Cara's boyfriend! Of course what follows is lots of fun and lots of heat!!
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1,006 reviews1 follower
October 13, 2017
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

I guess three is better than one. All 36 inches Cara is one lucky girl with Derek, Mason and Parker. Abby has always wanted to be a author and idolizes an author named Abby. She wants to be just like her. Maybe she is a little like her. A great with a great ending. Did I forget to tell you this story is not for the faint of heart the sexiness and erotica will just blow you away.
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213 reviews3 followers
October 17, 2017
This story was on fire from the very beginning! For me, this story was written very well and it almost felt like the storyline could mimic a bit of reality. The characters were amazing and I found myself jealous of Cara as she stumbled on to her 36 inches. Exciting and thrilling with other familiar characters within the literary community. Very much enjoyed the read and fell in love with Derek, Mason and Parker. Multiple POV's. I wish there was a bit more male POV during some of the hottest scenes. Would have loved knowing what was going through their heads.
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10.6k reviews28 followers
October 15, 2017
Cara loses her job when she walks in on her boss in a compromising position with Cara's boyfriend. Feeling down, Cara heads to the local bar. One thing leads to another and she's ended up with three sexy men. What happens next? Well you have to one-click this book to find out. Another quick, sexy story by Alexis Angel full of passion, hot sex, and a fun entertaining read. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Profile Image for Michelle.
1,798 reviews
November 23, 2017
2.75 stars

The concept was intriguing that is for sure. Even the "angst" of the story. It was a bit to fast paced for my liking. Then add in all the inconsistencies and errors it was hard to dive completely into this book world. And oh how I wanted to. I wanted to live vicariously through Cara. I wanted to feel what 36", but I could not separate the errors from the sexy times.

I enjoyed the different POV's.
Profile Image for Adalle.
1,608 reviews8 followers
October 14, 2017
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

This book is three times the hotness.
I enjoyed the storyline and characters.
Each one brought their own flavor and spice.
I received an advanced copy of this book and I am voluntarily leaving a review.
Profile Image for Chelle-louise Corsa.
5 reviews7 followers
October 19, 2017
What can u really say is wow

Well as normal Alexis doesnt ever disappoint the readers.
Great story line regarding Cara as a PA who gets the boot and the 36 inches and how the story goes, Cara becoming stronger with assistance of 3 strong men. real strong characters and always a HEA and i can not wait for the next one 😁
48 inches one lucky lady thats going to be!!
Profile Image for Maria.
503 reviews
October 30, 2017
A new Angel

Cara's story is awesome. A bit rocky but HEA for sure with a nice surprise ending.
Cara works for Sienna who is horrible. Steals her boyfriend and is jealous of NAP.
Derek, Mason and Parker listen to her story and decide to help.
Sienna thinks she got Cara and NAP in her hands but...
You have got to read this to find out... it is everything and more...
Thanks
Profile Image for Catherine Marie Meyer.
790 reviews4 followers
November 27, 2017
oooh! ouch

this is, well it just is hot 🔥. i'm lovin' these multiple partners stories, they have so much fun along with the heat. i love it so much i want to try it myself, just don't know if my sixty five years young body could take all the physically exhausting activity. really great story.
659 reviews
November 28, 2017
Interesting

I would say it was some over the top fun. It had a bit of storyline in there....but that's not really what your reading this kind of book for. Again the author talks to the readers...what's up with that? There were a few free stories thrown in at the end. I enjoyed the first couple, but the ones at the end, no thanks.
Profile Image for SouthernAngel.
1,618 reviews9 followers
October 13, 2017
Entertaining and exciting sexy romp feast:
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
A fast paced read filled with over the top, sinfully dirty sex scenes, suspense, action and surprises.
116 reviews2 followers
November 24, 2017
What A Trip

Riveting! Fanciful! Un-freaking believable! Very wise to stabilize your heart beat between chapters. A veritable encyclopedia of creative opportunities for learning how to spice up mundanely existence.
Profile Image for Casey.
267 reviews
December 7, 2017
Good book

I really like this book. I was thinking it’s going to be the best due to the amount of pages but it was three stories into one book. I love the characters and the storyline.
76 reviews
February 15, 2018
A very romantic sex filled book .

There are so many stories to this book., you get right into them and and it is hard to put the book down. Each story has a different wonderful plot and a lot of steamy romance. Ilsa met her rich dream man when she least expected it .
Profile Image for Jennifer Rote.
10 reviews38 followers
February 22, 2018
Sex scenes were HOT HOT HOT. Story line was good. Enjoyed the characters. Problem is in editing. To much copy and pasting of other stories. Names in wrong places. Situations and places jumbled mid story. Could not finish the editing was so bad, A shame, was enjoying the book.
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