4.5 I-needed-this-feel-good-romance Stars
What do you do when you don't want your family to keep meddling in your life? Well, hire a professional to pretend to be your boyfriend of course!
Theo (28) is like an actor. Need someone to pretend to be your fiancée? Or maybe a boyfriend that worships the ground you walk on? Or maybe a bad boy that causes lots of fights? He's there- whenever you need him💁🏻♀️. Theo does this as a side job of bartending in order to pay off his brother's debt, a brother who's trying to turn his life around. Plus, he has an arsenal of delicious and sexy accents (I listened to the audiobook- Zachary Webber and Erin Mallon did an amazing job. I heard it for free through Scribd).
April's going back home, to her family's reunion, and she doesn't wanna keep getting bombarded with people trying to hook her up with others, on top of being questioned about her profession (she paints people). So she asks her friend Xavier to play the part- except, he's traveling to a gig in London and can't do it for her. Luckily, he has a friend who's an expert at this sort of thing.
As soon as April and Theo meet, the banter and connection was on-point👏🏻. The banter alone and the way they volley their fake stories back and forth was simply *chef's kiss*🤌🏻. I, myself, kept questioning whether or not they had a past since their acting skills were so good😉! Theo has a knack for reading the room and understanding what's expected of him before he's even asked to do it. They start off with messages and those alone were fun. On the train ride to her parent's, they use the time to not only get their stories straight but also get to know one another on a deeper level (I now have a fantasy about trains 🔥lol). When he meets April's retired lawyer-mom, he's able to keep up with her line of questioning, impressing her immediately. Her dad's a little hard to win over (but I sure didn't mind the manual labor he had him do 😅lol), but, eventually, he's able to get him on his side.
The chemistry... okay, so this is on the slow burn side; duh, she hires him to pretend to be her man, but there's a lot of genuineness in their connection❤️. She's been burned before, so she's hesitant, but man, he assures her every step of the way. And don't get me started on his JP side😅- as soon as a man approaches April, he's there, sniffing her, touching her, grabbing her... I loved those scenes. Their first intense kiss is at about 50% 🔥with some nice treats along the 70s% and then smexxxy tine at 78%. The treehouse and boat scenes will live rent-free in my head for a while🥵.
There are some truths that need to be revealed- I saw what the issue was going to be coming, especially when Theo hadn't been as forthcoming as April was, but we get their HEA and a cute epilogue- this epilogue was so swoooony🥰! Really brought their story full circle- GAH! 😍loved it.
⚠️safety squad⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd/omd
-OM- there's a man that flirts with the h, but the H sniffs his territory and grabs her- she's his and ONLY his
-c@nd@ms
-neither are Vs
-parent cancer death/suicide