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The Tome of Bill #5-8
The Tome of Bill - Books 5-8: a Horror Comedy collection
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. NOW BILL RYDER NEEDS TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.Get ready for world-ending hilarity with the final FOUR novels of the sidesplitting Tome of Bill series – over 2000 pages of laugh-out-loud horror comedy.Despite everything he’s experienced, gamer turned vampire Bill Ryder would rather still roll initiative with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad that’s an attitude the ancient horrors threatening the world don’t particularly appreciate. Now he’s got a step up and face his destiny, or let the Earth become a living Hell along with his social GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5)Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now he’s back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil to wage war against mankind. At their forefront stands an unstoppable warrior from a long-dead cult, and he’s about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to muster every bit of attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.HALF A PRAYER (Book 6)An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed Bill’s way. To make matters worse, he’s been deemed a traitor by the vampire nation. Now he finds himself fighting off enemies from all sides while warring with his feelings for the women in his life. Talk about a lousy time for introspection. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to the destiny he’s been trying to deny – because if he doesn’t, his love life will be the least of his worries.THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7)Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he’s destined to face. If he stands tall and faces his fate, the world might just have a chance of surviving. If he fails, an unquenchable evil will destroy everything Bill knows and loves. Why can’t the end of the world ever be easy?THE LAST COVEN (Book 8)A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy fulfilled. That’s a lot of crap to heap on anyone’s plate, much less geeky vampire Bill Ryder. It’s finally time for Bill to master his powers, sort out his relationship woes, and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he can’t get his act together, the curtain will fall and mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness.----------Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you won’t want to miss out on this bloody good time.Grab your copy today and prepare to die laughing with the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humorAnd once you're finished, don't forget to check out
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Published October 20, 2017
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Rick Gualtieri
85 books764 followersRick Gualtieri loves to write adventure, mayhem, and snarky dialogue. His bestselling Tome of Bill series combines all of this into a world of supernatural danger with hard-hitting action and plenty of sharp-tongued geeky humor.
Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them.
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Email: rickg.author@gmail.com
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Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them.
Defilers beware!
Email: rickg.author@gmail.com
Facebook: facebook.com/RickGualtieriAuthor
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July 21, 2018
Really loved the first four and was excited to read the last (?) four. They were good but not as good as the first group only because they were repetitive, Bill being beaten over and over again and the word “albeit” being used what seemed like a hundred times. Still liked the story and was happy with the wrap up. Of course I and I’m sure others would love to see more of this series. I’ll miss Bill and Sally’s quips, Tom’s stupidly and Ed’s bro code. What say you Rick?
June 29, 2018
Loved it
I am genuinely sad that I'm finished reading this fantastic series. It enthralled me from the first chapter of the first book. The perfect balance of humor and action, with copious amounts of fantasy in between. I would definitely recommend this series to anyone who enjoys well written fiction with a twist of snark.
I am genuinely sad that I'm finished reading this fantastic series. It enthralled me from the first chapter of the first book. The perfect balance of humor and action, with copious amounts of fantasy in between. I would definitely recommend this series to anyone who enjoys well written fiction with a twist of snark.
September 2, 2019
While I found the first half of this series (books 1-4) a hilarious romp through horror comedy, the back half of the series shows the authors over reliance on the same action beat. By the seventh book of the Tome I couldn't wait to be done and the finish was somehow both dissatisfying in its execution and pleasurable in being released from a once pleasant, but now broken relationship.
January 18, 2018
VERY entertaining!
This book was one of the few books I have lost sleep over. I could NOT put it down! Funny and wonderful storyline. I would definitely read other books by this author. I will be looking for more.
This book was one of the few books I have lost sleep over. I could NOT put it down! Funny and wonderful storyline. I would definitely read other books by this author. I will be looking for more.
April 6, 2018
Loved it
Excellent conclusion to the first for books. I enjoyed every minute of reading about the freewill and icon and seeing it play out. Read this for a fun time about vampires and other bumps on the night
Excellent conclusion to the first for books. I enjoyed every minute of reading about the freewill and icon and seeing it play out. Read this for a fun time about vampires and other bumps on the night
August 7, 2018
Loved the characters. The story line kept me interested. I couldn't wait to see what happened next. Always full of surprises. Hope Bill's story continues. Along with Sheila, Shelley and of course Gan.
May 8, 2019
Stephen King meets Mel Brooks
Well thought out, snarky and fun look at the (possible) end of the world as we know it. Great characters that you really like, almost makes me want to be a vampire!
Well thought out, snarky and fun look at the (possible) end of the world as we know it. Great characters that you really like, almost makes me want to be a vampire!
May 24, 2019
An amazing series that has me laughing so hard, people around me started laughing.
A book series that truly brings everything that is crazy and ridiculous about pop culture, nerdom, and monsters all together. It was fantastic!!
A book series that truly brings everything that is crazy and ridiculous about pop culture, nerdom, and monsters all together. It was fantastic!!
April 10, 2022
An urban fantasy EPIC
This is like no other urban fantasy tale that you have ever read. Yes it has vampires, mages, sasquatch and other Boogeymen, but this is definitely a series that is one of a kind. Definitely a favorite read
This is like no other urban fantasy tale that you have ever read. Yes it has vampires, mages, sasquatch and other Boogeymen, but this is definitely a series that is one of a kind. Definitely a favorite read
November 17, 2024
Funny and entertaining with a good ending
There were several twists and surprises in this book. I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end. It’s a funny ride and has some decent action even if you wish bill would fight instead of just monologue in his head sometimes.
There were several twists and surprises in this book. I enjoyed the characters was was surprised by the end. It’s a funny ride and has some decent action even if you wish bill would fight instead of just monologue in his head sometimes.
April 12, 2018
Wow. Great books!
I love these books! The characters remain true throughout the books. The storyline is adventurous, full of non-stop action. A great ending!
I love these books! The characters remain true throughout the books. The storyline is adventurous, full of non-stop action. A great ending!
July 1, 2018
Love this series
This series was great. I love Bill and his friends. The interaction between the characters made this series a fun read
This series was great. I love Bill and his friends. The interaction between the characters made this series a fun read
October 26, 2018
Rick Gualtieri knocked it out of the park.
This is the first time I have ever left a review, but this series has been truly an ingenious and different take on the vampire genre.
This is the first time I have ever left a review, but this series has been truly an ingenious and different take on the vampire genre.
February 26, 2019
Fucking Amazing!
This was an amazing series that I had an extremely hard time putting down (damn work and bills). I am eager to get more.
This was an amazing series that I had an extremely hard time putting down (damn work and bills). I am eager to get more.
July 11, 2019
One of the best books ever!
Funny. Horrific. Duck jokes! This book has it all and is superbly written. If you like a funny yet serious vamp book, read the entire series
Funny. Horrific. Duck jokes! This book has it all and is superbly written. If you like a funny yet serious vamp book, read the entire series
March 18, 2020
Funny, irreverent, and will make you cringe...in a good way.
December 27, 2019
So much fun!
This series was just so fun! I love the characters and goofiness! I really hope there are more books in the future.
This series was just so fun! I love the characters and goofiness! I really hope there are more books in the future.
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