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Hooked
When Jade sees a party boat one night, she risks everything to go spy on the humans. But when one man falls overboard and sees her, it sends her into a tailspin.
Life in the pod may never be the same, especially if she can't get the idea of getting speared by the man out of her head.
Hooked, an erotica mermaid book for adults is full of mermaid sex, and the beginning of the Chasing Tail adventure.
Read the entire
Or get the full season, simply titled Chasing Tail .
Life in the pod may never be the same, especially if she can't get the idea of getting speared by the man out of her head.
Hooked, an erotica mermaid book for adults is full of mermaid sex, and the beginning of the Chasing Tail adventure.
Read the entire
Or get the full season, simply titled Chasing Tail .
25 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 7, 2017
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February 9, 2021
My friend Abby promised me her soul if I would join her smutty book reading club. Don't tell her but I would have joined just for the fun. Sucker!
Since it's erotica I'll use a sexy pic. You're welcome.
So, this was our first book.
Let me start by saying, "Wow."
Talk about setting a low bar! It will be literally impossible to pick a book that is worse than this one. It's a brilliant move.
Every book we read from here on out will look like a fucking masterpiece after having experienced the dry-heave of reading this.
And, get this: it ended on a cliff-hanger! The mermaid fucks some rando in the ocean and they are making plans for living together in happiness forever.
Included in the.. um... story... is every fish pun possible, and dicks are called eels. Is that coral in his pocket?
Yes, it's that good.
Someone published it.
But their name is Shady Fae. Hmmmm.
Since it's erotica I'll use a sexy pic. You're welcome.
So, this was our first book.
Let me start by saying, "Wow."
Talk about setting a low bar! It will be literally impossible to pick a book that is worse than this one. It's a brilliant move.
Every book we read from here on out will look like a fucking masterpiece after having experienced the dry-heave of reading this.
And, get this: it ended on a cliff-hanger! The mermaid fucks some rando in the ocean and they are making plans for living together in happiness forever.
Included in the.. um... story... is every fish pun possible, and dicks are called eels. Is that coral in his pocket?
Yes, it's that good.
Someone published it.
But their name is Shady Fae. Hmmmm.
February 12, 2021
Ho-ly F*ck.
How do I get myself into these group read situations.
Okay, look. This was bad. Like really really bad.
But, I also know everyone has to start with their writing somewhere. I was going to go easy in my review and mention that on the upside, THESE MER HAVE TAILS and this DID include a brief Mer sex scene (more on that later) to provide some how-to information that was so severely lacking in other so-called Mer stories like this and this. Also, it was free through Kindle Unlimited and super short, so there was minimal monetary and time dedication required.
But… here’s my real problem. When I say it is really short, I mean it’s like 20 pages short and this isn’t the full story. At the 18th page we end on a “cliffhanger” for this SERIAL. Despite the description stating that this is BOOK 1 of a SERIES.
*NOT A SERIES*
These are not interchangeable terms as far as I am concerned when discussing books.
So, to break it down; if you’re NOT a Kindle Unlimited subscriber, this 18 page serial installation would set you back .99. After that, each of the rest of the five snippet installations run 1.99 or 2.99 each.
EACH.
Look, I will freely admit that I’m stingy with my book budget, which is one of the reasons I got Kindle Unlimited to begin with, but even if I wasn’t, there is no way a five section serial story totaling less than 140 pages is worth $12.00. It’s just not.
Now that I have addressed my issues with the cost and delivery style of this SERIAL, I’ll get back to my actual review.
Our Mer story starts with poor little Jade the Mer expressing her feelings of dissatisfaction with her life among her pod. We get some slightly off-putting ways to describe life around her and are told that she doesn’t fit in with the rest of the Mer. Jade also informs the reader through internal monologue that she has been told her whole life that humans are bad and dangerous.
Anyway, she goes for a little solo swim and happens upon the equivalent of a really expensive floating fraternity party. There is laughing and loud music, empty beer bottles being tossed into the ocean, people dancing around on their sexy feet, a drunk guy falling overboard…
Wait a sec, we'll come back to the drunken hooligan falling overboard but first, I would like to back up a bit. I get being intrigued by feet. Jade has a tail instead of legs so understandably, that would be something new and exciting for her to wonder about, but Jade takes it too far.
And then when she comes face to face with the Prince Charming of this fairy tale, she’s all about those feet again.
Oh, but there’s more.
This all is before the 5th page. I honestly stopped counting how many times feet were discussed. At this point I began to wonder if I had accidentally slipped into a fetish story. It’s happened to me before but at least this time I caught on a little earlier that there may be something fishy going on. HA! FISHY! Sorry, that was so bad.
So after she meets the feet of her dreams, he of course has to return to his friends on his booze cruise. Now Jade is more restless than ever, and we know this because she tells us, so the next afternoon she is daydreaming about those feet while babysitting some Mer-children. All of a sudden, her Mer f*ck boy, Turq, comes along and flirts a bit before fingering & licking her slit IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. At this point I’m horrified and clutching my pearls
But of course she decides, hey why not, let’s go spiral together.
And this is when it happens.
I finally, FINALLY, learn the mechanics of Mer sex.
It was weird and gross with all the eel dashing out of its cave into her slit talk, but I FINALLY KNOW!
Sadly, ol’ Turq is a three-pump chump. Literally. In and out three times. But whatever. There was a Mer peen and a Mer lady pocket so I’ll take it.
Now, after the Mer sex, other stuff happens, she ends up running into her human f*ck boy again and he’s just the absolute lamest. Examples of the brilliance that flows from Kai's articulate face hole:
Ugh. He’s just so gross.
But the heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
Anyway, that’s my review.
Thank you to the most awesomest MacHalo ladies, Abby and Jilly that took the plunge on this one with me.
How do I get myself into these group read situations.
Okay, look. This was bad. Like really really bad.
But, I also know everyone has to start with their writing somewhere. I was going to go easy in my review and mention that on the upside, THESE MER HAVE TAILS and this DID include a brief Mer sex scene (more on that later) to provide some how-to information that was so severely lacking in other so-called Mer stories like this and this. Also, it was free through Kindle Unlimited and super short, so there was minimal monetary and time dedication required.
But… here’s my real problem. When I say it is really short, I mean it’s like 20 pages short and this isn’t the full story. At the 18th page we end on a “cliffhanger” for this SERIAL. Despite the description stating that this is BOOK 1 of a SERIES.
*NOT A SERIES*
These are not interchangeable terms as far as I am concerned when discussing books.
So, to break it down; if you’re NOT a Kindle Unlimited subscriber, this 18 page serial installation would set you back .99. After that, each of the rest of the five snippet installations run 1.99 or 2.99 each.
EACH.
Look, I will freely admit that I’m stingy with my book budget, which is one of the reasons I got Kindle Unlimited to begin with, but even if I wasn’t, there is no way a five section serial story totaling less than 140 pages is worth $12.00. It’s just not.
Now that I have addressed my issues with the cost and delivery style of this SERIAL, I’ll get back to my actual review.
Our Mer story starts with poor little Jade the Mer expressing her feelings of dissatisfaction with her life among her pod. We get some slightly off-putting ways to describe life around her and are told that she doesn’t fit in with the rest of the Mer. Jade also informs the reader through internal monologue that she has been told her whole life that humans are bad and dangerous.
Anyway, she goes for a little solo swim and happens upon the equivalent of a really expensive floating fraternity party. There is laughing and loud music, empty beer bottles being tossed into the ocean, people dancing around on their sexy feet, a drunk guy falling overboard…
Wait a sec, we'll come back to the drunken hooligan falling overboard but first, I would like to back up a bit. I get being intrigued by feet. Jade has a tail instead of legs so understandably, that would be something new and exciting for her to wonder about, but Jade takes it too far.
”Sexy strips of flesh, wedged, wiggling, nails painted in different rainbows of shimmering colors as brilliant as the ship’s lights. I wanted to touch those feet, run them across my chest and in my mouth.”
And then when she comes face to face with the Prince Charming of this fairy tale, she’s all about those feet again.
”I stared at his feet. They circled and kicked in the water, bubbles squeezing between his toes. He was barefoot. I wished time would stand still. Sprigs of hair grew on the pale knuckles, and the perfectly trimmed nails shone in the light of the boat. My fingers approached of their own will. ”
Oh, but there’s more.
”I glanced at his feet again and the man followed my gaze. He wiggled his toes, and then extended them toward me. I placed a webbed finger on his toe, feeling the flesh—harder than I'd imagined—and soft hairs. ”
This all is before the 5th page. I honestly stopped counting how many times feet were discussed. At this point I began to wonder if I had accidentally slipped into a fetish story. It’s happened to me before but at least this time I caught on a little earlier that there may be something fishy going on. HA! FISHY! Sorry, that was so bad.
So after she meets the feet of her dreams, he of course has to return to his friends on his booze cruise. Now Jade is more restless than ever, and we know this because she tells us, so the next afternoon she is daydreaming about those feet while babysitting some Mer-children. All of a sudden, her Mer f*ck boy, Turq, comes along and flirts a bit before fingering & licking her slit IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. At this point I’m horrified and clutching my pearls
But of course she decides, hey why not, let’s go spiral together.
And this is when it happens.
I finally, FINALLY, learn the mechanics of Mer sex.
It was weird and gross with all the eel dashing out of its cave into her slit talk, but I FINALLY KNOW!
Sadly, ol’ Turq is a three-pump chump. Literally. In and out three times. But whatever. There was a Mer peen and a Mer lady pocket so I’ll take it.
Now, after the Mer sex, other stuff happens, she ends up running into her human f*ck boy again and he’s just the absolute lamest. Examples of the brilliance that flows from Kai's articulate face hole:
"Damn, you're naked." There was admiration in his voice, his eyes raking over my body.”
“Shit, you're sexy. I've never wanted to f*ck someone so much in my life."
"How'd you like to come and live with me? I got this huge mansion mostly to myself. We could fuck every day.”
Ugh. He’s just so gross.
But the heart wants what the heart wants I guess.
Anyway, that’s my review.
Thank you to the most awesomest MacHalo ladies, Abby and Jilly that took the plunge on this one with me.
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