WARNING: incest, rape.
This series turns Agatha Christie into a crime solver herself. In the first book, her disappearance in 1926 is explained by blackmail and a truly horrid series of event. I thought it was a really good book, with a great plot and a very well written bad guy. I didn’t notice as much the flaws, or they didn’t bother me as much. However, this opus in the series was a lot more annoying and anger inducing. She goes on a trip to Tenerife to investigate a murder (as she has joined the Secret Service (don’t ask)) and on her way there, a woman jumps off the boat. Then when she gets there two more people get murdered, raising the body count to a whooping four.
The actual plot of this book was great in my opinion. It was convoluted, gripping, kind of horrifying and gives the reader multiple moments of Ah ha! which is really very satisfying, as is the ending. It’s really a shame that this plot is wasted on a book that is just terrible.
However, the character of Agatha Christie was just annoying. She is incredibly mild-mannered and submissive in my opinion. It would have been nice for her not to feel sick at every single mention of anything a bit uncomfortable, especially with her being a crime writer and all, although it is understandable when she sees the dead body. Reading her narrative feels like reading what a man would think a woman thinks, which it is but doesn’t make it less annoying. Also, along the same line, you cannot just say that every single slightly emotional outburst from a woman is just nerves. This book has made me fucking hate the word nerves, just because the amount of times it is said just feels lazy by the end. Find another fucking excuse for god’s sake!
Another problem with this book is that the author doesn’t seem to realize that some of the things he writes is just sexist and not okay. Yes, one could say that this is due to “historical accuracy” but 1. there are plenty of historical novels that aren’t sexist and 2. he doesn’t even address it or point out that it’s not okay. I have plenty of examples. To name a few: “First, I wanted to try and engage some of my feminine wiles: distress, charm and flattery.” This is an overused cliché, it works on a doctor who is on duty which is completely unprofessional and why would any of this be particularly “feminine”? A man could also flatter someone in order to get information. Why would that be feminine? Because women are mischievous witches who use their influence over men (who can only think about sex and their own ego of course) in order to subdue them. FUCK NO. Another quote is when she sees a house in which two men live which isn’t clean: “If nothing else, the two men were in desperate need of a woman’s touch. Part of me wanted to roll up my sleeves, get ahold of a brush and some soap and hot water and give the place a thorough clean.” Right because of course it is an inherent primitive desire for women to clean when they see anything grimy, and men are disgusting pigs who don’t do the washing up. She doesn’t want to clean the stuff because she is a human being who is grossed out by grimy washing, no. It’s because she is a woman and it’s natural for her to want to clean. NO. He writes little things like this all throughout the book that really ruined the reading experience for me.
However, by far the worst thing about this book actually happens about halfway through the book. Agatha wants some information about the main suspect. To do that she gets friendly with him and his daughter, stays over at their place and talks to his daughter. She tells Agatha to come to her room at 2 am, which Agatha does. What she sees is, and I really wish this were some horrid joke, the dad raping his daughter, who is crying and who motions to Agatha not to do anything and to leave. She then pretends the whole thing never happened, which really confuses Agatha. It is said that she did this because it was too horrible to say out loud so she invited Agatha up there to show her. Okay but no. Just no. What’s worse is that the only personality this girl has revolves around men, the fact that she’s in love with one who is about to die, that her dad rapes her and that the inspector loves her. Like give her some kind of fleshing out, please. What’s even worse, and I can’t even express how absolutely horrifying and disgusting this is to me, at the end of the book the dad dies saving his daughter’s life. His last words are “I’m sorry. […] Violet – please forgive me.” FUCK NO. You do not give a rapist and incestuous father redeeming last words. He does not deserve that. He is not a good man and this is in no way okay. This whole situation just made me want to retch. Giving him redeeming last words makes it seem like what he did is okay and that he is could be a good guy because he expresses a bit of guilt, and I really don’t think that is a good message to convey.
Anyways, this was a very long rant, to ultimately say that I hated this book.
1/5 stars.