What do you think?
Rate this book
Lysistrata
The Peloponnesian War seems to have no end, and one woman has had enough. Lysistrata, the outspoken, practical-minded heroine of Aristophanes’s comedic masterpiece, crafts a plan to end the conflict once and for all with a surefire means to unity: she implores all the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges until a peace treaty is signed. What begins as a sworn oath becomes a movement that tests both sides and could change the course of history.
Aristophanes’s irresistibly bawdy play is both a timeless antiwar set piece and an insightful comedy that is as fresh and poignant as ever.
AmazonClassics brings you timeless works from the masters of storytelling. Ideal for anyone who wants to read a great work for the first time or rediscover an old favorite, these new editions open the door to literature’s most unforgettable characters and beloved worlds.
Revised edition: Previously published as Lysistrata, this edition of Lysistrata (AmazonClassics Edition) includes editorial revisions.
72 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 424
730 people are currently reading
30661 people want to read
About the author
Aristophanes
2,062 books742 followersAristophanes (Greek: Αριστοφάνης; c. 446 – c. 386 BC) was an Ancient Greek comic playwright from Athens and a poet of Old Attic Comedy. He wrote in total forty plays, of which eleven survive virtually complete today. These provide the most valuable examples of a genre of comic drama known as Old Comedy and are used to define it, along with fragments from dozens of lost plays by Aristophanes and his contemporaries.
Also known as "The Father of Comedy" and "the Prince of Ancient Comedy", Aristophanes has been said to recreate the life of ancient Athens more convincingly than any other author. His powers of ridicule were feared and acknowledged by influential contemporaries; Plato singled out Aristophanes' play The Clouds as slander that contributed to the trial and subsequent condemning to death of Socrates, although other satirical playwrights had also caricatured the philosopher.
Aristophanes' second play, The Babylonians (now lost), was denounced by Cleon as a slander against the Athenian polis. It is possible that the case was argued in court, but details of the trial are not recorded and Aristophanes caricatured Cleon mercilessly in his subsequent plays, especially The Knights, the first of many plays that he directed himself. "In my opinion," he says through that play's Chorus, "the author-director of comedies has the hardest job of all."
Also known as "The Father of Comedy" and "the Prince of Ancient Comedy", Aristophanes has been said to recreate the life of ancient Athens more convincingly than any other author. His powers of ridicule were feared and acknowledged by influential contemporaries; Plato singled out Aristophanes' play The Clouds as slander that contributed to the trial and subsequent condemning to death of Socrates, although other satirical playwrights had also caricatured the philosopher.
Aristophanes' second play, The Babylonians (now lost), was denounced by Cleon as a slander against the Athenian polis. It is possible that the case was argued in court, but details of the trial are not recorded and Aristophanes caricatured Cleon mercilessly in his subsequent plays, especially The Knights, the first of many plays that he directed himself. "In my opinion," he says through that play's Chorus, "the author-director of comedies has the hardest job of all."
Ratings & Reviews
Friends & Following
Create a free account to discover what your friends think of this book!
Community Reviews
Displaying 1 - 30 of 2,355 reviews
June 20, 2007
I hate this book because I got arrested on account of it. I was at the University of Texas' Perry Castaneda Library and it got lost amidst the shuffled stack of books which I dumped into my backpack when I left.
Exiting the library the sensor went off.
Sorry, I forgot to check it out. No big deal, happens all the time.
But the Department of Collegiate Fascism, aka the UTPD, are required to file a report. Bored from arresting 19-year-olds for walking down the street half drunk they show up like it's the scene of a hostage crisis. And, unlucky me, it turns out I have a warrant for an unpaid alcohol-possession ticket.
Still, no big deal. I can go down to the station and pay it. Fine. But this is the lobby of a large student library and I am surrounded by my fellow students, all of us dutifully studying on a Tuesday night. As such, might I please just walk out to the police car?
GET AGAINST THE WALL MOTHERFUCKER!
A.J. COVER ME WHILE I SEARCH THIS SCUMBAG!
GOTCHA COVERED BUDDY! [Loudly cocks shotgun]
NO WEAPONS ON HIS TORSO! NOTHING UP HIS SPHINCTER! NOTHING TIED TO HIS BALLSACK... BUT WAIT, LET ME SQUEEZE HARDER!
[Sound of testes being crunched by human fist]
OK THIS PERP'S CLEAN! GIT ME MY CUFFS!
[Sound of me being viciously shackled]
YOU GIT THAT ARM! HELP ME DRAG 'EM OUT TO THE SQUAD CAR! HOLD ON! HE'S MEEKLY PROTESTING! HAND ME MY BLUDGEON!
[Egregious violence]
YEAH! GIT SOME! GIT SOME! GIT SOME MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH A.J. KICK 'EM SOME MORE! GIT SOME, BITCH! Ok he ain't movin'.
[Sound of manacled body being dragged across library lobby, accompanied by the stunned silence of onlookers]
Thus ended my experience with Lysistrata. I never got to the ending, although in later years my various girlfriends, in the manner of Ghandi protesting English oppression of the Indian subcontinent, were wont to use "Lysistratan nonaction" to protest my rampant drinking and proneness to random street violence.
Not recommended.
Exiting the library the sensor went off.
Sorry, I forgot to check it out. No big deal, happens all the time.
But the Department of Collegiate Fascism, aka the UTPD, are required to file a report. Bored from arresting 19-year-olds for walking down the street half drunk they show up like it's the scene of a hostage crisis. And, unlucky me, it turns out I have a warrant for an unpaid alcohol-possession ticket.
Still, no big deal. I can go down to the station and pay it. Fine. But this is the lobby of a large student library and I am surrounded by my fellow students, all of us dutifully studying on a Tuesday night. As such, might I please just walk out to the police car?
GET AGAINST THE WALL MOTHERFUCKER!
A.J. COVER ME WHILE I SEARCH THIS SCUMBAG!
GOTCHA COVERED BUDDY! [Loudly cocks shotgun]
NO WEAPONS ON HIS TORSO! NOTHING UP HIS SPHINCTER! NOTHING TIED TO HIS BALLSACK... BUT WAIT, LET ME SQUEEZE HARDER!
[Sound of testes being crunched by human fist]
OK THIS PERP'S CLEAN! GIT ME MY CUFFS!
[Sound of me being viciously shackled]
YOU GIT THAT ARM! HELP ME DRAG 'EM OUT TO THE SQUAD CAR! HOLD ON! HE'S MEEKLY PROTESTING! HAND ME MY BLUDGEON!
[Egregious violence]
YEAH! GIT SOME! GIT SOME! GIT SOME MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH A.J. KICK 'EM SOME MORE! GIT SOME, BITCH! Ok he ain't movin'.
[Sound of manacled body being dragged across library lobby, accompanied by the stunned silence of onlookers]
Thus ended my experience with Lysistrata. I never got to the ending, although in later years my various girlfriends, in the manner of Ghandi protesting English oppression of the Indian subcontinent, were wont to use "Lysistratan nonaction" to protest my rampant drinking and proneness to random street violence.
Not recommended.
February 8, 2013
Lysistrata
Some Greek men, you’ll discover,
Being a lesser lover
Than a renderer of war,
Treat their wives much like a whore.
So one day, Lysistrata,
Equipped with all the data,
Reckoned upon a tactic
To withhold love climactic.
She aimed to end all conflict
With some cohorts she had picked,
To flaunt breasts and nothing hide,
Though, ‘til peace, men were denied.
Males came with their pricks erect,
Revealed for all to inspect,
Still their wives rejected them,
Until war they would condemn.
So the violence did decrease
And the warring tribes made peace,
A gently handled magic wand
Made sure a double entendre.
At play’s end, the sun went down
On the whole of Athens town
And nothing followed after,
But the echoes of laughter.
Illustration by Norman Lindsay
Some Greek men, you’ll discover,
Being a lesser lover
Than a renderer of war,
Treat their wives much like a whore.
So one day, Lysistrata,
Equipped with all the data,
Reckoned upon a tactic
To withhold love climactic.
She aimed to end all conflict
With some cohorts she had picked,
To flaunt breasts and nothing hide,
Though, ‘til peace, men were denied.
Males came with their pricks erect,
Revealed for all to inspect,
Still their wives rejected them,
Until war they would condemn.
So the violence did decrease
And the warring tribes made peace,
A gently handled magic wand
Made sure a double entendre.
At play’s end, the sun went down
On the whole of Athens town
And nothing followed after,
But the echoes of laughter.
Illustration by Norman Lindsay
Want to read
October 12, 2019People who are currently sleeping with an academic may be interested to know that I just sent the following GENUINE letter to an Elsevier journal, in response to a request to review a paper. If this catches on, don't blame Not. Blame Aristophanes.
______________________________
Dear Professor ██████,
My girlfriend, on whom I rely for advice in ethical matters, has researched Elsevier's business model in some detail. She says that, after careful consideration, she would not be able to sleep with someone who continued to review for an Elsevier journal.
Given my girlfriend's uncompromising stance on this issue, I am afraid that I must decline your offer to review this paper and ask you to remove me permanently from your list of reviewers.
Sincerely,
"Lysistrata's Guy"
______________________________
Dear Professor ██████,
My girlfriend, on whom I rely for advice in ethical matters, has researched Elsevier's business model in some detail. She says that, after careful consideration, she would not be able to sleep with someone who continued to review for an Elsevier journal.
Given my girlfriend's uncompromising stance on this issue, I am afraid that I must decline your offer to review this paper and ask you to remove me permanently from your list of reviewers.
Sincerely,
"Lysistrata's Guy"
December 16, 2020
Love this book second time around.
This is one of my favorite stories out there. I first read this in high school or college, I don't remember. I then bought the book. It's such a great idea.
Women are unhappy with how things are going in their town, so they come together and decide to withhold sex from their men until things change. I find this hilarious and such a breath of fresh air. Who knows, maybe this is a way to get change, but its more amusing to me. I think it's better to just have woman helping to shape the law than simply withholding sex and asking men to do the right thing. Anyway.
A book about sex and politics and humor. It's the best of all those worlds. There is a lot here and I recommend people give this classic a read.
This is one of my favorite stories out there. I first read this in high school or college, I don't remember. I then bought the book. It's such a great idea.
Women are unhappy with how things are going in their town, so they come together and decide to withhold sex from their men until things change. I find this hilarious and such a breath of fresh air. Who knows, maybe this is a way to get change, but its more amusing to me. I think it's better to just have woman helping to shape the law than simply withholding sex and asking men to do the right thing. Anyway.
A book about sex and politics and humor. It's the best of all those worlds. There is a lot here and I recommend people give this classic a read.
March 1, 2023
Аристофан, древнегреческий комедиограф, написал замечательную пацифистскую пьесу, главными героинями которой являются женщины. Удивительно, что в V веке до нашей эры, сознание достигло того, чтобы говорить о правах женщины, может и не о всех, но хотя бы о домашней работе целиком возложенной на плечи женщины: «Из дома трудно выйти женщине. Одна, о муже хлопоча, забегалась, Той слуг не добудиться, эта – нянчится с ребенком, та – стирает, у другой квашня». Дело происходит во время Пелопонесской войны, истощающей Афины и Спарту в бессмысленной войне. Лисистрата, главная героиня, выражает гражданскую позицию: «Но долг свой предпочесть они должны Всему» «Эллады всей спасенье ныне – в женщинах!» «Когда ж всех стран соединятся женщины: Коринфянки, спартанки, беотиянки И мы,-- так вместе мы поможем эллинам.» Она призвала всех женщин со всех воюющих сторон. Лисистрата убеждает женщин воздержаться, объявить что-то вроде сексуальной забастовки, не заниматься сексом с супругами до их отказа от ведения войны. Поначалу женщины бурно выражают свое несогласие. Поддержка Лампито, женщины из противоборствующей стороны, помогает достичь согласия. Все дают клятву. Афинянки захватывают Акрополь с целью не дать пользоваться казной для войны. Лисистрата объясняет: «Для того, чтобы золотом вашим владеть и чтоб вы воевать перестали. На вопрос Советника: «Так думаешь ты, золото – корень войны?» героиня отвечает: «И войны, и раздоров, и смуты. Для того, чтобы мог наживаться Писандр и другие правители ваши». Она отрицает, что они хотят насилия: «Не насилья – спасенья». Их акция встречает рьяное сопротивление воинственно настроенных стариков, вооружившихся хворостом и огнем. Доходит до пожара и рукоприкладства, но женщины дают отпор – обливают стариков водой, как могут сопротивляются стражникам-скифам, кусают, царапают и… побеждают. Когда с войны приходят их мужья они остаются верны своей клятве – ухаживают за мужчинами, выказывают заботу, но воздерживаются от любви, доводя их до исступления и принятия их условия не воевать. Дело заканчивается миром и любовью!
В пьесе содержится гениальная идея о женском начале, лежащем в основе гуманизма, противления войне, ее неприятия. Женщины активно выражают свой протест, они могут организоваться, они могут встать выше распрей, ведущих к войне, и смотреть на мир с позиций мира, возвращения своих мужей с полей сражений к семейному очагу. Нет нужды упоминать, как эта пьеса современно звучит и сегодня
В пьесе содержится гениальная идея о женском начале, лежащем в основе гуманизма, противления войне, ее неприятия. Женщины активно выражают свой протест, они могут организоваться, они могут встать выше распрей, ведущих к войне, и смотреть на мир с позиций мира, возвращения своих мужей с полей сражений к семейному очагу. Нет нужды упоминать, как эта пьеса современно звучит и сегодня
October 31, 2025
Lysistrata by Aristophanes is a hilarious play. Aristophanes wrote this play in 411 BCE. At the time, Greece changed its political face from a long-standing democracy to an oligarchic regime. Although latter governance was brief, it impacted the society with the need to end warring and attain long-lasting peace that would ensure stable democratic governance. But its attainment wasn't easy. Athenians were a proud lot, and they glorified war. So Aristophanes wrote Lysistrata, setting out a comical solution to attain peace.
Mind you that Lysistrata is a dream about peace. It's a fantastic and hilarious dream where all Athenian women and Spartan women agree to sexual abstinence. Not only that. Athenian women seize the Acropolis, effectively barring the menfolk from access to money. It's hinted that women receive divine help to achieve this feat. This double method ensures that Athens and Sparta reconcile their differences and sign a peace agreement.
What really interested me about this play is that, even though Aristophanes presents the play as a dream, he has thought fit to show that women can exercise power over men if they so choose. War is felt more by women. With their husbands and sons gone to the war front, they live in perpetual fear for their safety. Although men make decisions, it is the women who suffer the most. But unfortunately, they have no say in the matter. This bitter and touching truth is brought forth by Aristophanes in his play, irrespective of its bawdy humour.
I admit that at first, I was a little taken aback by Aristophanes' bold use of crude and suggestive language. But it was another time and another society. I haven't seen any Greek play performed, but I'll be curious to know how Lysistrata was performed to more conventional audiences. Even by modern, more tolerant standards, a performance of Lysistrata is a bold venture.
Leaving that aside, Lysistrata was a fun read. I had a very good laugh and had to lie stretched to ease my stomach cramps. :)
More of my reviews can be found at http://piyangiejay.com/
Mind you that Lysistrata is a dream about peace. It's a fantastic and hilarious dream where all Athenian women and Spartan women agree to sexual abstinence. Not only that. Athenian women seize the Acropolis, effectively barring the menfolk from access to money. It's hinted that women receive divine help to achieve this feat. This double method ensures that Athens and Sparta reconcile their differences and sign a peace agreement.
What really interested me about this play is that, even though Aristophanes presents the play as a dream, he has thought fit to show that women can exercise power over men if they so choose. War is felt more by women. With their husbands and sons gone to the war front, they live in perpetual fear for their safety. Although men make decisions, it is the women who suffer the most. But unfortunately, they have no say in the matter. This bitter and touching truth is brought forth by Aristophanes in his play, irrespective of its bawdy humour.
I admit that at first, I was a little taken aback by Aristophanes' bold use of crude and suggestive language. But it was another time and another society. I haven't seen any Greek play performed, but I'll be curious to know how Lysistrata was performed to more conventional audiences. Even by modern, more tolerant standards, a performance of Lysistrata is a bold venture.
Leaving that aside, Lysistrata was a fun read. I had a very good laugh and had to lie stretched to ease my stomach cramps. :)
More of my reviews can be found at http://piyangiejay.com/
October 6, 2016
How old is the idea of women withholding sex from men to get what they want? Well, apparently as far back as 405 BC, because that's what happens in this hilarious (and bawdy) Greek comedy. In this play it was "en masse"' with the singular purpose of bringing peace between the warring Athenians and Spartans. Did it work? Well, what do you think?
May 12, 2019
Today Alyssa Milano called for a sex strike in response to Georgia's abortion ban, which raises two questions: 1) Alyssa Milano is still a thing?! and 2) Haven't I heard this before? I can help with the second thing. Milano got it from Aristophanes, who in 411 BC invented the sex strike and, for all you know, dildos.
It's 411 BC and Athens is deep in the Peloponnesian War with Sparta and everyone's pretty stressed about it. In Aristophanes' brilliantly simple idea, the women of both sides organize and throw a sex strike. "Stop fighting," they say, "Or no more humping!" The plot is that they say that and then it works. There's some stuff about dildos, for obvious reasons, but that's about all there is to it. Unfortunately it was a made-up story; in real life this didn't happen and Athens lost the war and that was basically the end of the Golden Age of Democracy. But the play is great - easily Aristophanes's best surviving play - funny and filthy and don't forget, the thing about Greek plays is that you can knock one out in an hour and a glass of wine, so why haven't you read this?
Translation and illustration courtesy of Valerie Schrag for The Graphic Canon
Alyssa Milano, who played a kid on the 80s TV show Who's The Boss and is now still a thing, isn't the first to try the Lysistrata strategy. It's been done in places as diverse as Colombia, Nigeria, and Italy. It comes up in the US every time Republicans do something particularly assheaded (so, daily).
It's not an ineffective strategy, and I don't mean to belittle Alyssa Milano, who performed the voice of "Bimini" in 2012's Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 and is totally still a thing. Georgia's abortion ban is a nightmare and if this is what it takes it's a small price to pay. (That's what she said! Dunked on my own dick!) And the play's not ineffective either. Like all the best ideas, it's extremely simple and it involves dildos.
Translations
Valerie Schrag, as mentioned above, has a comic version for the Graphic Canon that's super fun but pretty direly abridged.
Douglass Parker has one for this common Aristophanes collection that's fine but it's trying very very hard to be as cool as Aristophanes was and failing. If you've found a great translation, please do let me know.
It's 411 BC and Athens is deep in the Peloponnesian War with Sparta and everyone's pretty stressed about it. In Aristophanes' brilliantly simple idea, the women of both sides organize and throw a sex strike. "Stop fighting," they say, "Or no more humping!" The plot is that they say that and then it works. There's some stuff about dildos, for obvious reasons, but that's about all there is to it. Unfortunately it was a made-up story; in real life this didn't happen and Athens lost the war and that was basically the end of the Golden Age of Democracy. But the play is great - easily Aristophanes's best surviving play - funny and filthy and don't forget, the thing about Greek plays is that you can knock one out in an hour and a glass of wine, so why haven't you read this?
Translation and illustration courtesy of Valerie Schrag for The Graphic Canon
Alyssa Milano, who played a kid on the 80s TV show Who's The Boss and is now still a thing, isn't the first to try the Lysistrata strategy. It's been done in places as diverse as Colombia, Nigeria, and Italy. It comes up in the US every time Republicans do something particularly assheaded (so, daily).
It's not an ineffective strategy, and I don't mean to belittle Alyssa Milano, who performed the voice of "Bimini" in 2012's Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 and is totally still a thing. Georgia's abortion ban is a nightmare and if this is what it takes it's a small price to pay. (That's what she said! Dunked on my own dick!) And the play's not ineffective either. Like all the best ideas, it's extremely simple and it involves dildos.
Translations
Valerie Schrag, as mentioned above, has a comic version for the Graphic Canon that's super fun but pretty direly abridged.
Douglass Parker has one for this common Aristophanes collection that's fine but it's trying very very hard to be as cool as Aristophanes was and failing. If you've found a great translation, please do let me know.
October 12, 2020
Looking at the themes of sex and gender, this bawdy anti-war sex comedy, of which I found rather amusing, was first staged in 411 BCE. In simplistic terms, the play is the account of one woman's extraordinary mission to end the Peloponnesian War, as Lysistrata convinces the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands as a means of forcing the men to negotiate a peace. In other words its like a sex strike! Lysistrata, a strong minded Athenian with a great sense of individual responsibility, reveals her plan to take matters into her own hands and end the interminable war between Athens and Sparta. She has convened a meeting of women from various city states in Greece and, with support from the Spartan Lampito, she explains to the other women her plan, which Leads to some really laughable moments.
Modern adaptations of the play are often performed with a feminist and/or pacifist viewpoint, but the original all the way back then was neither particularly feminist nor unreservedly pacifist. Even while apparently demonstrating empathy with the female condition, Aristophanes still tended to reinforce sexual stereotyping of women as irrational creatures in need of protection from themselves and from others. Certainly, it seems clear that Aristophanes was not actually advocating real political power for women.
Lysistrata herself, though, is clearly an exceptional woman and, even when the other women waver in their resolution, she remains strong and committed. She is usually quite separate from the other women: she does not herself exhibit any sexual desire, has no obvious lovers or husband and does not purposely flirt with men; she is smarter, wittier and generally adopts a more serious tone than the other women. the humour throughout is highly topical and the playwright expected his audience to be familiar with myriad local personalities, places and issues, a difficulty faced by any producer trying to stage Lysistrata for modern audiences. As well as the slapstick comedy and the raucous and risqué double-entendres, much of the humour in the play derives from the audience’s knowledge of specific figures from Athens’ public life and recent history.
Known as the 'Father of Comedy', this was great fun, and I just can't quite believe its as old as it is. I imagine it will never feel dated, long live Aristophanes!
Modern adaptations of the play are often performed with a feminist and/or pacifist viewpoint, but the original all the way back then was neither particularly feminist nor unreservedly pacifist. Even while apparently demonstrating empathy with the female condition, Aristophanes still tended to reinforce sexual stereotyping of women as irrational creatures in need of protection from themselves and from others. Certainly, it seems clear that Aristophanes was not actually advocating real political power for women.
Lysistrata herself, though, is clearly an exceptional woman and, even when the other women waver in their resolution, she remains strong and committed. She is usually quite separate from the other women: she does not herself exhibit any sexual desire, has no obvious lovers or husband and does not purposely flirt with men; she is smarter, wittier and generally adopts a more serious tone than the other women. the humour throughout is highly topical and the playwright expected his audience to be familiar with myriad local personalities, places and issues, a difficulty faced by any producer trying to stage Lysistrata for modern audiences. As well as the slapstick comedy and the raucous and risqué double-entendres, much of the humour in the play derives from the audience’s knowledge of specific figures from Athens’ public life and recent history.
Known as the 'Father of Comedy', this was great fun, and I just can't quite believe its as old as it is. I imagine it will never feel dated, long live Aristophanes!
March 29, 2013
It had been quite awhile since I contemplated over any books let alone penning a critical appraisal on Goodreads. It was tough trying to get words out of the overwhelming emotional vortex; an obstinate ketchup bottle ignoring the need of a fried potato for the tangy goodness. So, when Brian suggested a group reading of Lysistrata, I was a bit apprehensive. A Greek playwright crossing the dreaded course of fallen heroic tragedies; even more remorse to my cerebral coma; not a luxurious indulgence at the moment. Lysistrata is a woman’s name; yes it is and sex is the weapon used to hem the broken olive branch.
“To husband or lover, I’ll not open arms. Though love and denial may enlarge his charms. But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay. Bountiful, clad in saffron silk all day. If then he seizes me with by dint of force, I’ll give him reason for a long remorse. I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling. Nor like a lion on all four go kneeling. If I keep faith then bounteous cups be mine. Do you swear to this? Then I shall immolate the victim thus.”
Holding a pair of olive logs, a vine torch and a small pot of live embers; Lysistrata and her women folk thus embarked on an egalitarian journey within the locked Acropolis citadel; a long awaited unified cry of misplaced wisdom. Neither the pointless sexist blabber from unassailable old men who rather burn the protesters than give a patient ear nor the wailing of desperate husbands and lovers could shake the well rooted fortitude of this rebellious bunch. Peace is what they strive at the cost of their fornication. We pay taxes, manage finesse with domestic budgetary, and give birth to descendants who will render their youth to deathly absurdities in a unproductive war. Abandoned voices yearning to be heard outside the bedroom in the ubiquitous courtyards of masochism.
I’m a free woman; screams this slap-stick engaging play. Aristophanes delineated a cohesive front; an equalized gender dais debating the validity of aggressive hostilities. Wars not only annihilate countries but families too. Common sense is a rarity and idiocy the universal daily crow of a proud rooster. Underestimating the weak is the biggest blunder of an astute strategist. And, 'Groupthink' is not just a term coined by a confident Mr. Janis; harried egocentric faulty pronouncements can even corrupt sincerity. Remember the ‘Bay of Pigs’?? Nevertheless all is not lost and the inbred humor prances around like a spring rabbit. One cannot help but laugh when distressed over the abstinence issue Myrrhine’s husband Cinesias brings their child to convince to come back to a lovely home and a lonely husband. Even after pledging to bringpeace to the land, Myrrhine does not give in to the carnal needs bringing Cinesias to tear his hair out.
CINESIAS
A wicked thing, as I repeat.
O Zeus, O Zeus,
Canst Thou not suddenly let loose
Some twirling hurricane to tear
Her flapping up along the air
And drop her, when she's whirled around,
Here to the ground
Neatly impaled upon the stake
That's ready upright for her sake
Baudrillard was precise in inferring the power of seduction to be greater than the act itself.
"Master the kitchen, master the bedroom and so shall rule your husband". The evergreen thumb rule of triumph of one of my elderly aunt’s long-lasting marriage. In a world devoid of any sex toys or cinematic screenings, sex and food was the ultimate seduction of power. “Buy me the silver or no midnight climaxes!” You want me to clean after you; my closed legs will be your eternal marriage gift!”.... Can sex be really used as a weapon by ladies of all societal strata? Power seekers beware of the fairer sex for they have unfailing artillery!! Is the abstinence of sex capable of stopping mindless male aggression of power? Could Silvio Berlusconi minimize the impact of EU crisis if Ruby had protested the Bunga Bunga? Gaddafi would not have met with such a brutal death for being a scoundrel of a dictator. An excellent point put forth by Brian, about the Iraq War; wonders if the search of the indiscernible WMDs would have stopped if Mrs.Bush along with Mrs. Blair transpired Lysistrata proposal at the White House. The new democratic gesticulation could discipline the wildest of men, Napoleon would have been the best candidate; as the saying goes small men huge “ego”. Aristophanes is undoubtedly a visionary for banishing the discrepancies of gender biases bequeathing the ‘weaker’ sex with a new leash of power and control. No more will the patriarchal societies characterize gender roles and women no longer will be pretty bodies sitting on a vagina. Lysistrata’s protest was not designated to demoralize the validity of manhood, but an outright memo of the rarity of common sense and advocacy of peace over a senseless war fought for decades. The weak can be strong when they stand up for their rights and cannot be easily dismissed by mere ignorance. Not only wars, but numerous crimes against can be stopped with the ongoing strategy. The only fear looms is of how long it will be until the newly acquired democratic forum spits an authoritative fire. But, that is yet a farsighted destination and as of now, peace was ultimately restored and the Greeks merrily celebrated with abundance wine and sex. Wasn't that (sex) the ultimate catch after all?
LYSISTRATA
Earth is delighted now; peace is the voice of earth.
Spartans, sort out your wives: Athenians, yours.
Let each catch hands with his wife and dance his joy,
Dance out his thanks, be grateful in music,
And promise reformation with his heels.
“To husband or lover, I’ll not open arms. Though love and denial may enlarge his charms. But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay. Bountiful, clad in saffron silk all day. If then he seizes me with by dint of force, I’ll give him reason for a long remorse. I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling. Nor like a lion on all four go kneeling. If I keep faith then bounteous cups be mine. Do you swear to this? Then I shall immolate the victim thus.”
Holding a pair of olive logs, a vine torch and a small pot of live embers; Lysistrata and her women folk thus embarked on an egalitarian journey within the locked Acropolis citadel; a long awaited unified cry of misplaced wisdom. Neither the pointless sexist blabber from unassailable old men who rather burn the protesters than give a patient ear nor the wailing of desperate husbands and lovers could shake the well rooted fortitude of this rebellious bunch. Peace is what they strive at the cost of their fornication. We pay taxes, manage finesse with domestic budgetary, and give birth to descendants who will render their youth to deathly absurdities in a unproductive war. Abandoned voices yearning to be heard outside the bedroom in the ubiquitous courtyards of masochism.
I’m a free woman; screams this slap-stick engaging play. Aristophanes delineated a cohesive front; an equalized gender dais debating the validity of aggressive hostilities. Wars not only annihilate countries but families too. Common sense is a rarity and idiocy the universal daily crow of a proud rooster. Underestimating the weak is the biggest blunder of an astute strategist. And, 'Groupthink' is not just a term coined by a confident Mr. Janis; harried egocentric faulty pronouncements can even corrupt sincerity. Remember the ‘Bay of Pigs’?? Nevertheless all is not lost and the inbred humor prances around like a spring rabbit. One cannot help but laugh when distressed over the abstinence issue Myrrhine’s husband Cinesias brings their child to convince to come back to a lovely home and a lonely husband. Even after pledging to bringpeace to the land, Myrrhine does not give in to the carnal needs bringing Cinesias to tear his hair out.
CINESIAS
A wicked thing, as I repeat.
O Zeus, O Zeus,
Canst Thou not suddenly let loose
Some twirling hurricane to tear
Her flapping up along the air
And drop her, when she's whirled around,
Here to the ground
Neatly impaled upon the stake
That's ready upright for her sake
Baudrillard was precise in inferring the power of seduction to be greater than the act itself.
"Master the kitchen, master the bedroom and so shall rule your husband". The evergreen thumb rule of triumph of one of my elderly aunt’s long-lasting marriage. In a world devoid of any sex toys or cinematic screenings, sex and food was the ultimate seduction of power. “Buy me the silver or no midnight climaxes!” You want me to clean after you; my closed legs will be your eternal marriage gift!”.... Can sex be really used as a weapon by ladies of all societal strata? Power seekers beware of the fairer sex for they have unfailing artillery!! Is the abstinence of sex capable of stopping mindless male aggression of power? Could Silvio Berlusconi minimize the impact of EU crisis if Ruby had protested the Bunga Bunga? Gaddafi would not have met with such a brutal death for being a scoundrel of a dictator. An excellent point put forth by Brian, about the Iraq War; wonders if the search of the indiscernible WMDs would have stopped if Mrs.Bush along with Mrs. Blair transpired Lysistrata proposal at the White House. The new democratic gesticulation could discipline the wildest of men, Napoleon would have been the best candidate; as the saying goes small men huge “ego”. Aristophanes is undoubtedly a visionary for banishing the discrepancies of gender biases bequeathing the ‘weaker’ sex with a new leash of power and control. No more will the patriarchal societies characterize gender roles and women no longer will be pretty bodies sitting on a vagina. Lysistrata’s protest was not designated to demoralize the validity of manhood, but an outright memo of the rarity of common sense and advocacy of peace over a senseless war fought for decades. The weak can be strong when they stand up for their rights and cannot be easily dismissed by mere ignorance. Not only wars, but numerous crimes against can be stopped with the ongoing strategy. The only fear looms is of how long it will be until the newly acquired democratic forum spits an authoritative fire. But, that is yet a farsighted destination and as of now, peace was ultimately restored and the Greeks merrily celebrated with abundance wine and sex. Wasn't that (sex) the ultimate catch after all?
LYSISTRATA
Earth is delighted now; peace is the voice of earth.
Spartans, sort out your wives: Athenians, yours.
Let each catch hands with his wife and dance his joy,
Dance out his thanks, be grateful in music,
And promise reformation with his heels.
May 4, 2016
TV Commercial: Does your husband and the men of Athens just want to wage war? Do they ignore your pleas for peace no matter how long the Peloponnesian War has been going on? Tired of your men's stupid decisions in such a trying time? Do you wish to end it? Well women of Athens, you are in luck, we have the solution for you, withhold sex from your husbands and lovers, that will bring them back with their tails between their feet and a signed peace document.
Women of Athens: Would that not just create divisions between the sexes and a sort of war between the citizens?
TV Commercial: ehhhh, most likely. But, their idiocy must be stopped.
Lysistrata: You have got a deal! I am starting now. Women let us meet! My time has come to convince you to withhold sex so we can have peace. This cannot possibly backfire.
Now that that is aside, THIS IS NEITHER A FEMINIST PLAY, NOR A PACIFIST ONE. I understand why modern readers might interpret it as such, but at the time it was written,and many years after, it was clear that the view was that women were a nuisance that needed to be protected from themselves. It basically begins with these lines:
LYSISTRATA
There are a lot of things about us women
That sadden me, considering how men
See us as rascals.
CALONICE
As indeed we are!
Not the greatest sentence for a supposedly feminist play.
Now this is also quite a crude play, maybe even more so than the Bard himself. In it men walk about with erect penises for no other reason that them being denied sex and unable to control erections. We have a woman that sort of teases her lover by saying she will do him and them promptly bringing a bed, a mattress, a pillow, a blanket, some oil, and then ends up running back up to the Acropolis where the women are holding out. Their oath to not have sex tells them not to do a certain sexual pose that apparently was popular back then.
I would say this play is a bit offensive to men, not as much as women, but it does dictate that men cannot function unless their penis is inside someone's vagina. That kind of does them a disservice.
Here's a few reasons why it is not feminist:
-The first lines of the play as written above.
-Majority of women, except Lysistrata, are presented as voluptuaries.
-A magistrate arrives and starts spouting about how women are hysterical and that men should keep better hold of them.
-He proceeds to also claim they have too much of a liking to wine, promiscuous sex, and for some weird reasons, exotic cults.
-There are two women with these names: "seed-market-porridge-vegetable-sellers" and "garlic-innkeeping-bread-sellers".
-Lysistrata uses a woman for her beauty to distract the men enough to have them sign peace.
I did laugh nonetheless, I prefer to read it as satire, it makes the funny and cringe worthy moments all the more fun.
Women of Athens: Would that not just create divisions between the sexes and a sort of war between the citizens?
TV Commercial: ehhhh, most likely. But, their idiocy must be stopped.
Lysistrata: You have got a deal! I am starting now. Women let us meet! My time has come to convince you to withhold sex so we can have peace. This cannot possibly backfire.
Now that that is aside, THIS IS NEITHER A FEMINIST PLAY, NOR A PACIFIST ONE. I understand why modern readers might interpret it as such, but at the time it was written,and many years after, it was clear that the view was that women were a nuisance that needed to be protected from themselves. It basically begins with these lines:
LYSISTRATA
There are a lot of things about us women
That sadden me, considering how men
See us as rascals.
CALONICE
As indeed we are!
Not the greatest sentence for a supposedly feminist play.
Now this is also quite a crude play, maybe even more so than the Bard himself. In it men walk about with erect penises for no other reason that them being denied sex and unable to control erections. We have a woman that sort of teases her lover by saying she will do him and them promptly bringing a bed, a mattress, a pillow, a blanket, some oil, and then ends up running back up to the Acropolis where the women are holding out. Their oath to not have sex tells them not to do a certain sexual pose that apparently was popular back then.
I would say this play is a bit offensive to men, not as much as women, but it does dictate that men cannot function unless their penis is inside someone's vagina. That kind of does them a disservice.
Here's a few reasons why it is not feminist:
-The first lines of the play as written above.
-Majority of women, except Lysistrata, are presented as voluptuaries.
-A magistrate arrives and starts spouting about how women are hysterical and that men should keep better hold of them.
-He proceeds to also claim they have too much of a liking to wine, promiscuous sex, and for some weird reasons, exotic cults.
-There are two women with these names: "seed-market-porridge-vegetable-sellers" and "garlic-innkeeping-bread-sellers".
-Lysistrata uses a woman for her beauty to distract the men enough to have them sign peace.
I did laugh nonetheless, I prefer to read it as satire, it makes the funny and cringe worthy moments all the more fun.
December 26, 2025
Lisístrata es la primera comedia que leo Y FUE GENIAL. Cinco estrellas. Aplausos.
La comedia antigua me parece buenísima porque habla de cosas duras que estaban pasando —la guerra, la decadencia de Atenas, lo incapaces que eran los gobernantes de hacer las cosas bien—, pero sin ponerse solemnes, buscando que la gente reflexione a través de la risa.
En esta obra, las mujeres, hartas de que los hombres tomen decisiones estúpidamente y arruinen Atenas, deciden tomar la Acrópolis (donde está el tesoro de la ciudad) y además iniciar una huelga sexual para obligar a los varones a terminar la guerra con Lacedemonia. Todo está lleno de escenas exageradas y ridículas, y un machismo inmenso, obviamente.
Aristóteles decía que la comedia representa a personas “peores que nosotros”, y acá es clarísimo: nadie sale bien parado. Los hombres están dominados por el deseo sexual, pero las mujeres también están a un paso de rendirse. Sí, Aristófanes se burla de los varones incapaces de gobernar y “hasta las mujeres” pueden hacer las cosas mejor, pero el “hasta” implica degradarlas al punto de que ellas mismas dicen que lo único que hacen es pasarse la vida sentadas, perfumándose, vistiendo ropas azafranadas, embelleciendose con túnicas cimbéricas y calzadas con barquitas.
De todas formas, girls will rule the world.
No solo toman la Acrópolis para cortar el financiamiento de la guerra, sino que cuando los hombres quieren prenderlas fuego vivas… ellas les cierran la boca:
“Tras estas cosas, nosotras las mujeres decidimos, reunidas en asamblea, salvar a la Hélade. Entonces, ¿para qué esperar? Si ahora quieren escuchar las cosas útiles que decimos y se callan como nosotras, podríamos salir adelante”.
Hombre: “Voy a callarme ante vos, maldita, que llevás ese velo en la cabeza? Antes muerto”.
“En todo caso, si eso es lo que te molesta, tomá mi velo, tenelo, ponételo en la cabeza y después callate. Y también esa canastita. Después, ajustándote la fajita, a cardar y masticar habas; que la guerra es cosa de mujeres”.
Hermoso.
Además, Aristófanes aprovecha para burlarse de los hombres y de lo absurdo que es que la guerra siga por pura terquedad. Hacia el final, un jefe de gobierno ateniense hace referencia a que el conflicto empezó porque “cuando vamos sobrios a Lacedemonia, buscamos cómo perturbar, al punto que no escuchamos lo que dicen sino que suponemos lo que no dicen y acerca de los hechos decimos cualquier cosa”.
La paz finalmente llega gracias a un acuerdo hecho en medio de toda la desesperación sexual de los hombres, lo cual es tan absurdo como genial. Aristófanes básicamente grita que parar una guerra es mucho más fácil de lo que los políticos hacen ver. Más de dos mil años después, deberíamos haber aprendido.
La comedia antigua me parece buenísima porque habla de cosas duras que estaban pasando —la guerra, la decadencia de Atenas, lo incapaces que eran los gobernantes de hacer las cosas bien—, pero sin ponerse solemnes, buscando que la gente reflexione a través de la risa.
En esta obra, las mujeres, hartas de que los hombres tomen decisiones estúpidamente y arruinen Atenas, deciden tomar la Acrópolis (donde está el tesoro de la ciudad) y además iniciar una huelga sexual para obligar a los varones a terminar la guerra con Lacedemonia. Todo está lleno de escenas exageradas y ridículas, y un machismo inmenso, obviamente.
Aristóteles decía que la comedia representa a personas “peores que nosotros”, y acá es clarísimo: nadie sale bien parado. Los hombres están dominados por el deseo sexual, pero las mujeres también están a un paso de rendirse. Sí, Aristófanes se burla de los varones incapaces de gobernar y “hasta las mujeres” pueden hacer las cosas mejor, pero el “hasta” implica degradarlas al punto de que ellas mismas dicen que lo único que hacen es pasarse la vida sentadas, perfumándose, vistiendo ropas azafranadas, embelleciendose con túnicas cimbéricas y calzadas con barquitas.
De todas formas, girls will rule the world.
No solo toman la Acrópolis para cortar el financiamiento de la guerra, sino que cuando los hombres quieren prenderlas fuego vivas… ellas les cierran la boca:
“Tras estas cosas, nosotras las mujeres decidimos, reunidas en asamblea, salvar a la Hélade. Entonces, ¿para qué esperar? Si ahora quieren escuchar las cosas útiles que decimos y se callan como nosotras, podríamos salir adelante”.
Hombre: “Voy a callarme ante vos, maldita, que llevás ese velo en la cabeza? Antes muerto”.
“En todo caso, si eso es lo que te molesta, tomá mi velo, tenelo, ponételo en la cabeza y después callate. Y también esa canastita. Después, ajustándote la fajita, a cardar y masticar habas; que la guerra es cosa de mujeres”.
Hermoso.
Además, Aristófanes aprovecha para burlarse de los hombres y de lo absurdo que es que la guerra siga por pura terquedad. Hacia el final, un jefe de gobierno ateniense hace referencia a que el conflicto empezó porque “cuando vamos sobrios a Lacedemonia, buscamos cómo perturbar, al punto que no escuchamos lo que dicen sino que suponemos lo que no dicen y acerca de los hechos decimos cualquier cosa”.
La paz finalmente llega gracias a un acuerdo hecho en medio de toda la desesperación sexual de los hombres, lo cual es tan absurdo como genial. Aristófanes básicamente grita que parar una guerra es mucho más fácil de lo que los políticos hacen ver. Más de dos mil años después, deberíamos haber aprendido.
April 16, 2020
How do you translate comedy that is more than 25 centuries old? With ease apparently, Lysistrata, first performed way back in 411 BC is just as funny now as it must have been for the ancient Greeks! It was while holidaying in the Peloponnese that it occurred to me to brush up on the ancient Greek classics. A good decision since it really contextualised all the history I was literally walking over every day.
The play commences in 431–404 BC with the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta. Almost all the men are engaged in what seems to be an interminable conflict. It is Athenian woman, Lysistrata who decides on an unusual course of action to bring the war to an end and restore peace – she calls on women from all the warring states to refuse their men sex until peace is achieved! As you can imagine, this may have been a measure welcomed by many women, but generally unpopular with the gents…
There is much debate between the women leading this movement and the men in power, and the dialogue is very witty and funny as justifications for and arguments against are bantered back and forth. Aristophanes is known primarily as a comedian and the play is certainly amusing, though the underlying message is quite sombre: there are very few solutions to war. In reality the Peloponnesian War has been raging for twenty years by the time the play was first staged, and it still wasn’t over. The powerhouse that had been Athens was effectively reduced to a pile of rubble and Sparta emerged as the new seat of power. Albeit at a massive cost to life. It equally raises pertinent questions about the traditional roles of women in society and highlights gender inequality - the fact that the women know that the most effective tool to curb men's behaviour is through their bodies clearly underlines that not much has changed in terms of gender bias over the centuries!
An exceptional (and timely) read for me. The ancient Greeks never cease to amaze me with their skills and knowledge in just about everything. Make sure you read a well translated copy.
September 14, 2015
This was hilarious. Women withholding sex until all the men stopped the war. What an imaginative idea. I especially liked how the women fought against their own desires despite being in heat. Several laugh out loud moments for me.
March 7, 2016
Chronology
Introduction & Notes
Further Reading
Translator's Note
Note on the Text
Preface to The Acharnians
--The Acharnians
Preface to The Clouds
--The Clouds
Preface to Lysistrata
--Lysistrata
Notes
Introduction & Notes
Further Reading
Translator's Note
Note on the Text
Preface to The Acharnians
--The Acharnians
Preface to The Clouds
--The Clouds
Preface to Lysistrata
--Lysistrata
Notes
June 7, 2016
Σκληρός πολιτικός σχολιασμός μέσω του χιούμορ.Δυναμικές γυναίκες που υποστηρίζουν τη θέση τους στην κοινωνία και το δικαίωμα να έχουν λόγο στις αποφάσεις.Βαθιά αντιπολεμικό.Εξαιρετικό!
Αν έχετε μια κάποια άνεση με τα αρχαία ελληνικά,δοκιμάστε να διαβάσετε το αρχαίο κείμενο παράλληλα με τη μετάφραση,αξίζει πραγματικά.Μου πήρε το διπλάσιο χρόνο να το τελειώσω,αλλά χάρηκα τη μαστοριά του Αριστοφάνη!
Αν έχετε μια κάποια άνεση με τα αρχαία ελληνικά,δοκιμάστε να διαβάσετε το αρχαίο κείμενο παράλληλα με τη μετάφραση,αξίζει πραγματικά.Μου πήρε το διπλάσιο χρόνο να το τελειώσω,αλλά χάρηκα τη μαστοριά του Αριστοφάνη!
April 8, 2021
This play gives women credit for trying to make the world a more peaceful place as early as 2400 years ago. Women on both sides of the Peloponnesian war unite in a sex strike. No more sex until there's peace.
This play's reputation is that of an anti-war drama. Ending war is a serious matter, thus it was my expectation this play to be a somber effort of the part of women to knock some common sense into the minds of their men. Instead it was a comedy first, and an anti-war message second. The foolishness and absurdity of war is laughed at which diminishes the attraction of war, but the comic treatment is too slapstick for my tastes.
One part of the plot that's not as famous as the sex strike is the fact that the women occupy the Athen's treasury building to deprive the government of the funds required to wage war. When an armed person is ordered to clear out the female occupiers, he is flustered and hesitates because he's not sure how to use force on women.
This is comedy written 2400 years ago. Some of the jokes require footnotes to explain why it's funny (i.e. making fun of other ancient politicians and playwrights). However the humorously indecent jokes about sex need no explanations. Aristophanes' writing is so bawdy that it's embarrassing to the sensibilities of polite company today. Men walking across stage with prominent erect penises begging for sexual relief can be accepted as a comic over-the-top characterization of men's sexual appetites and their expectations of women. Unfortunately, the power of women to force men to end war by withholding sexual favors is also an unrealistic exaggeration.
If Aristophanes were alive today, I have no doubt that he would have his own late night TV talk/comedy show of his own. His monologue would probably have a lot of words bleeped out.
This play's reputation is that of an anti-war drama. Ending war is a serious matter, thus it was my expectation this play to be a somber effort of the part of women to knock some common sense into the minds of their men. Instead it was a comedy first, and an anti-war message second. The foolishness and absurdity of war is laughed at which diminishes the attraction of war, but the comic treatment is too slapstick for my tastes.
One part of the plot that's not as famous as the sex strike is the fact that the women occupy the Athen's treasury building to deprive the government of the funds required to wage war. When an armed person is ordered to clear out the female occupiers, he is flustered and hesitates because he's not sure how to use force on women.
This is comedy written 2400 years ago. Some of the jokes require footnotes to explain why it's funny (i.e. making fun of other ancient politicians and playwrights). However the humorously indecent jokes about sex need no explanations. Aristophanes' writing is so bawdy that it's embarrassing to the sensibilities of polite company today. Men walking across stage with prominent erect penises begging for sexual relief can be accepted as a comic over-the-top characterization of men's sexual appetites and their expectations of women. Unfortunately, the power of women to force men to end war by withholding sexual favors is also an unrealistic exaggeration.
If Aristophanes were alive today, I have no doubt that he would have his own late night TV talk/comedy show of his own. His monologue would probably have a lot of words bleeped out.
July 1, 2024
LYSISTRATA
Why don't you just drop dead? Here's a grave site; buy a coffin; I'll start kneading you a honeycake.
I'd like to say that this was the usual Greek comedy, but Aristophanes is quite the overachiever when it comes to exaggerating and using bizarre innuendos. Therefore, Lysistrata has an equal amount of funny and cringeworthy moments.
THIRD WOMAN
I'm going to have a baby.
LYSISTRATA
But you were not pregnant yesterday!
THIRD WOMAN.
Well, I am to-day. Oh! let me go in search of the midwife, Lysistrata, quick, quick!
Why don't you just drop dead? Here's a grave site; buy a coffin; I'll start kneading you a honeycake.
I'd like to say that this was the usual Greek comedy, but Aristophanes is quite the overachiever when it comes to exaggerating and using bizarre innuendos. Therefore, Lysistrata has an equal amount of funny and cringeworthy moments.
THIRD WOMAN
I'm going to have a baby.
LYSISTRATA
But you were not pregnant yesterday!
THIRD WOMAN.
Well, I am to-day. Oh! let me go in search of the midwife, Lysistrata, quick, quick!
February 15, 2017
Why do we live under the impression that the Greeks were such serious philosophers, when one of their favorite past-time was listening to dick jokes? I loved this, I do enjoy the occasional dick joke. One has to read this and play it in one's mind at the same time...
February 17, 2021
"¡Oh sexo disoluto! ¡Y luego nos admiraremos de ser maltratadas en tragedias! Sólo servimos para el amor"
Esta comedia definitivamente es una de las que menos risa me ha causado de Aristófanes, sobre todo porque a mi parecer no tiene tanta, ni las situaciones y parlamentos son tan desubicados como de costumbre, aparte que las bromas creo yo están fundadas en palabras bastante subidas de tono que no me hicieron tanta gracia. El tema sin embargo conmueve un poco pues sabiendo el resultado que tuvo la guerra del Peloponeso y el argumento de la obra llama un poco a la reflexión.
La historia empieza con el llamamiento que hace Lisístrata a las mujeres, ella es una heroína en toda regla, quien harta de la Guerra Civil en Grecia entre Atenas y Esparta, decide reunirlas para lograr con ellas que los hombres hagan la paz. Su plan es privar a los hombres de tener sexo con ellas. al hacerlo muchas mujeres inicialmente impetuosas (cansadas también de verse privadas de sus maridos o a veces muertos) posteriormente van decayendo por sus propias "ansias". Entre ellas se encuentran Calónice, Mírrina y otras más.
Todo este alboroto llamará la atención a los ancianos y a otros magistrados quienes al inicio indignados y despreciándolas luego se dan cuenta que serán un hueso duro de roer.
Como menciono el final demasiado idílico contrasta con la dura realidad que pasó la ciudad de Atenas lo que me llama a compasión.
"Nosotras tenemos doble parte (en la guerra), pues primero parimos los hijos y los enviamos al ejército. Después, en vez de gozar en la flor de nuestra juventud de los placeres del amor, estamos como viudas, gracias a la guerra"
Esta comedia definitivamente es una de las que menos risa me ha causado de Aristófanes, sobre todo porque a mi parecer no tiene tanta, ni las situaciones y parlamentos son tan desubicados como de costumbre, aparte que las bromas creo yo están fundadas en palabras bastante subidas de tono que no me hicieron tanta gracia. El tema sin embargo conmueve un poco pues sabiendo el resultado que tuvo la guerra del Peloponeso y el argumento de la obra llama un poco a la reflexión.
La historia empieza con el llamamiento que hace Lisístrata a las mujeres, ella es una heroína en toda regla, quien harta de la Guerra Civil en Grecia entre Atenas y Esparta, decide reunirlas para lograr con ellas que los hombres hagan la paz. Su plan es privar a los hombres de tener sexo con ellas. al hacerlo muchas mujeres inicialmente impetuosas (cansadas también de verse privadas de sus maridos o a veces muertos) posteriormente van decayendo por sus propias "ansias". Entre ellas se encuentran Calónice, Mírrina y otras más.
Todo este alboroto llamará la atención a los ancianos y a otros magistrados quienes al inicio indignados y despreciándolas luego se dan cuenta que serán un hueso duro de roer.
Como menciono el final demasiado idílico contrasta con la dura realidad que pasó la ciudad de Atenas lo que me llama a compasión.
"Nosotras tenemos doble parte (en la guerra), pues primero parimos los hijos y los enviamos al ejército. Después, en vez de gozar en la flor de nuestra juventud de los placeres del amor, estamos como viudas, gracias a la guerra"
November 15, 2024
In the beginning, G-d created the heavens and the earth.
A short time thereafter, he created Adam, and from Adam, Eve.
Then there was nature.
Then some decorating.
It was then time to enact society, of which, it was decided by G-d, would be left to the people wandering around.
A Civilization was forming…
Soon after that first very hectic week, a philosopher appeared. What was unusual about him was his decidedly German accent, thousands of years before there was a Frankfurter.
But philosophy can be dry, even by Bedouin standards.
Next, the ground one day roared and with a great swell, rose a comic.
The comedienne, a female naturally, was strolling around Eden when she bumped into Adam.
She eyed this unusual creature, head to toe, and asked, “How did you do that?”
He looked down on his naked body and said, “Ah, it’s nothing.”
“I know,” she said, “but I must use it in my act. Where can I get one?”
Adam shrugged (pre-Atlas).
“I’ll just use yours,” said the determined comedienne, and she yanked and yanked but it would not come off.
The philosopher studied the interaction and ran behind a giant banyan tree and began to excogitate.
Within a month, the first high-Priest was seen passing out figs to some three-hundred-year-old children, or the youngsters. “Only eat organic,” was his religious dogma. “And those leaves over there, the ones that numb your gums, chew in moderation.”
Not a week after, a psychologist was created to listen to the complaints that had begun amid earth’s increasing inhabitants. The recurring discussion that was heard from the patients in a quiet surrounding of bushes and dirt, was Smell.
Even with hundreds of hours of discussion, everything remained fetid and stinky, until one day Ug came upon a sea. Ug drowned quickly as he investigated it, but afterwards, everyone bathed there, careful not to recreate the accident that Ug had.
The psychologist had more time to discuss inbreeding (but I love my nephew, my aunt is hot), a very topical topic. And, boredom. It was the same thing every day. “We have nothing to do.” The psychologist would frequently suggest playing with the smaller critters or combing each other's hair to her patients, but many were maimed in these indelicate diversions and her patient list was not long.
There were several highly intelligent monkeys swinging through the trees. They were stopped and silenced, with bananas, by some of the elders (the ancients were, like, one thousand years old in those days).
“We are in need of three apes. One to become a magistrate and two more to act in the interests of those who are unfortunate. We will call you barristers. I must first warn you that all conflicts will be resolved pro bono because currency nor crypto has not been invented yet. Do I have any volunteers?”
Say what you will about simians, but they are not dummies, as humans are. They shrieked for hours and then for days. No compensation, no inflated bills, no churning, no retainers, no unnecessary depositions, no allegations? So, they brought in the disinterested philosopher as arbiter, because there was suddenly no interest. He chose a baboon as a magistrate, two gorillas as advocates, and a billing/accounts receivable petite swinging monkey. Hypocrisy was learned by the four (as their human models would display) and agreed between them as the a priori rule to apply to their lives and those they will subjugate.
Then came all the other elements of society we are all too familiar with. And with each new important person, G-d seemed to slip into the background. But maybe He was watching all the while.
Anyway, what does this have to do with Lysistrata? Not sure. Sometimes I key in stuff after mixing serotonin inhibitors just for fun. Let me think. Yeah. This guy, Aristophanes, was maybe the first Neil Simon or Oscar Wilde before they existed. He wrote these comedic plays a long time ago, maybe around 400 BCE. While wearing a tunic, which was in style then for both genders. Easy to wash and easy to fold and a little bit racy (depending on its' slant), and if you are into the retro thing.
So, Stoph, as we called this playwright in those days, existed during the Peloponnesian Wars. The Spartans and the Athenians. They loved to fight. It seems like a very human wont. Lysistrata was an attractive woman, even more persuasive with her flimsy tunic. Add to that brains, and the ability to motivate others, and affect change, and we have perhaps our first anti-war sit in.
She convinced all the women of a certain age to hang with her at the Acropolis and to lock the doors behind them. No men allowed. Think Chippendales without the Chippens or Playboys without the boys.
She believed that depriving men of sex would induce them to cease warring. And that is all I am going to share because the topic is too disturbing for me to contemplate.
I love this stuff. Is there really anybody out there that believes that we ‘moderns’ are different from our ancestors?
This play can be read in one sitting. Quite funny.
A short time thereafter, he created Adam, and from Adam, Eve.
Then there was nature.
Then some decorating.
It was then time to enact society, of which, it was decided by G-d, would be left to the people wandering around.
A Civilization was forming…
Soon after that first very hectic week, a philosopher appeared. What was unusual about him was his decidedly German accent, thousands of years before there was a Frankfurter.
But philosophy can be dry, even by Bedouin standards.
Next, the ground one day roared and with a great swell, rose a comic.
The comedienne, a female naturally, was strolling around Eden when she bumped into Adam.
She eyed this unusual creature, head to toe, and asked, “How did you do that?”
He looked down on his naked body and said, “Ah, it’s nothing.”
“I know,” she said, “but I must use it in my act. Where can I get one?”
Adam shrugged (pre-Atlas).
“I’ll just use yours,” said the determined comedienne, and she yanked and yanked but it would not come off.
The philosopher studied the interaction and ran behind a giant banyan tree and began to excogitate.
Within a month, the first high-Priest was seen passing out figs to some three-hundred-year-old children, or the youngsters. “Only eat organic,” was his religious dogma. “And those leaves over there, the ones that numb your gums, chew in moderation.”
Not a week after, a psychologist was created to listen to the complaints that had begun amid earth’s increasing inhabitants. The recurring discussion that was heard from the patients in a quiet surrounding of bushes and dirt, was Smell.
Even with hundreds of hours of discussion, everything remained fetid and stinky, until one day Ug came upon a sea. Ug drowned quickly as he investigated it, but afterwards, everyone bathed there, careful not to recreate the accident that Ug had.
The psychologist had more time to discuss inbreeding (but I love my nephew, my aunt is hot), a very topical topic. And, boredom. It was the same thing every day. “We have nothing to do.” The psychologist would frequently suggest playing with the smaller critters or combing each other's hair to her patients, but many were maimed in these indelicate diversions and her patient list was not long.
There were several highly intelligent monkeys swinging through the trees. They were stopped and silenced, with bananas, by some of the elders (the ancients were, like, one thousand years old in those days).
“We are in need of three apes. One to become a magistrate and two more to act in the interests of those who are unfortunate. We will call you barristers. I must first warn you that all conflicts will be resolved pro bono because currency nor crypto has not been invented yet. Do I have any volunteers?”
Say what you will about simians, but they are not dummies, as humans are. They shrieked for hours and then for days. No compensation, no inflated bills, no churning, no retainers, no unnecessary depositions, no allegations? So, they brought in the disinterested philosopher as arbiter, because there was suddenly no interest. He chose a baboon as a magistrate, two gorillas as advocates, and a billing/accounts receivable petite swinging monkey. Hypocrisy was learned by the four (as their human models would display) and agreed between them as the a priori rule to apply to their lives and those they will subjugate.
Then came all the other elements of society we are all too familiar with. And with each new important person, G-d seemed to slip into the background. But maybe He was watching all the while.
Anyway, what does this have to do with Lysistrata? Not sure. Sometimes I key in stuff after mixing serotonin inhibitors just for fun. Let me think. Yeah. This guy, Aristophanes, was maybe the first Neil Simon or Oscar Wilde before they existed. He wrote these comedic plays a long time ago, maybe around 400 BCE. While wearing a tunic, which was in style then for both genders. Easy to wash and easy to fold and a little bit racy (depending on its' slant), and if you are into the retro thing.
So, Stoph, as we called this playwright in those days, existed during the Peloponnesian Wars. The Spartans and the Athenians. They loved to fight. It seems like a very human wont. Lysistrata was an attractive woman, even more persuasive with her flimsy tunic. Add to that brains, and the ability to motivate others, and affect change, and we have perhaps our first anti-war sit in.
She convinced all the women of a certain age to hang with her at the Acropolis and to lock the doors behind them. No men allowed. Think Chippendales without the Chippens or Playboys without the boys.
She believed that depriving men of sex would induce them to cease warring. And that is all I am going to share because the topic is too disturbing for me to contemplate.
I love this stuff. Is there really anybody out there that believes that we ‘moderns’ are different from our ancestors?
This play can be read in one sitting. Quite funny.
January 4, 2016
I wouldn't be surprised if Lysistrata was the first sex comedy (that's a genre, right?). Sex (or lack there of ) drives the plot and innuendos abound:
Lysistrata: But I tell you, here's a far more weighty object.
Calonice: What is it all about, dear Lysistrata, that you've called the women hither in a troop? What kind of object is it?
Lysistrata: A tremendous one!
Calonice: And long?
Lysistrata: Indeed, it may be very lengthy.
Calonice: Then why aren't they here?
Lysistrata: No Man's connected with it; if that was the case, they'd soon come fluttering along. No, no. It concerns an object I've felt over and turned this way and that for sleepless nights.
Calonice: I must be fine to stand such long attention.
On its surface this play is about the women of Greece withholding sex from the men to force them to make peace during the destructive Peloponnesian War. In truth I am pretty sure Aristophanes just wanted an excuse to make as many sexual innuendos and gender stereotypes as possibly.
Lysistrata: We must refrain from every depth of love... Why do you turn your backs? Where are you going? Why do you bite your lips and shake your heads? Why are your faces blanched? Why do you weep? Will you or won't you [join me in the sex strike]...
Myrrhine: No I won't. Let the war proceed.
~~~
Cinesias: Don't go, please don't go, Myrrhine [his wife and a sex striker]. At least hear our child... don't you feel pity for the child? He's not been fed or washed now for six days.
Myrrhine: I certainly pity him with so heartless a father...
...
Cinesias: You love me! Then dear girl, let me also love you.
Myrrhine: You must be joking. The boy's looking on.
Cinesias: Here, Manes, take the child home! ... There, he's gone. There's nothing in the way now.
The women fret about their homes going to ruin while they are away. One even tries to fake a pregnancy:
Lysistrata: What nonsense is this?
Woman: I'll drop any minute
Lysistrata: Yesterday you weren't with child.
Woman: But I am today. O let me find a midwife Lysistrata. O Quickly!
Lysistrata: Now what story is this you tell? What is this hard lump here?
Woman: It's a male child.
Lysistrata: By Aphrodite, it isn't. Your belly's hollow, and it has the feel of metal... Well, I soon can see. You hussy, it's Athene's scared helm, and you said you were with child.
Some, however, are pretty damn good at messing with the mind's of their men:
Myrrhine: But how can I break my oath?
Cinesias: Leave that to me, I'll take all the risk
Myrrhine: Well, I'll make you comfortable
Cinesias: Don't worry. I'd as soon lie on the grass
Myrrhine: No, by Apollo, in spite of all your faults I won't have you lying on the nasty earth... Rest here on the bench, while I arrange my clothes. O what a nuisance, I must find some cushions first.
Cinesias: Why some cushions? Please don't get them!
Myrrhine: What? Plain, hard wood? Never, by Artemis! That would be too vulgar
Cinesias: Open your arms!
Myrrhine:...Here the cushions are. Lie down while I - O dear! but what a shame, you need more pillows.
Cinesias: I don't want them dear.
Myrrhine: But I do... Why, you've no blanket.
Cinesias: It's not the silly blanket's warmth but yours I want.
Myrrhine: Never mind. You'll soon have both. I'll come right back... Would you like me to perfume you?
Cinesias: By Apollo, no!
Myrrhine: By Aphrodite, I'll do it anyway!
etc etc etc
(Sufficed to say, the oath was not broken, though I think the poor man's will was)
Aristophanes also takes plenty of opportunities to insert sexual innuendo because he can:
[after peace has been agreed upon]
Athenians: I want to strip at once and plow my land.
Spartans: And mine I want to fertilize at once.
~~~
Men's chorus: We must take a stand and keep to it, for if we yield the smallest bit to their importunity then nowhere from their inroads will be left to us immunity...And if they mount, the Knights they'll rob of a job, for everyone knows how talented they all are in the saddle, having long practiced how to straddle...
In spite of all the sex and joking, the play does have a few good messages:
Lysistrata: You [men] wrack hellenic cities, bloody Hellas with deaths of her own sons, while yonder clangs the gathering menace of barbarians.
~~~
Lysistrata: It should not prejudice my voice that I'm not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I'm taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation while, miserable greybeards... contribute nothing of any importance whatever to our needs.
But mostly this was a play about sex and sex jokes that were shockingly modern in their convention (might have just been the translation). This was a quick and enjoyable read, just remember this was meant to be a bit of an absurdist satire so don't take the actions and decisions of the characters very seriously.
Lysistrata: But I tell you, here's a far more weighty object.
Calonice: What is it all about, dear Lysistrata, that you've called the women hither in a troop? What kind of object is it?
Lysistrata: A tremendous one!
Calonice: And long?
Lysistrata: Indeed, it may be very lengthy.
Calonice: Then why aren't they here?
Lysistrata: No Man's connected with it; if that was the case, they'd soon come fluttering along. No, no. It concerns an object I've felt over and turned this way and that for sleepless nights.
Calonice: I must be fine to stand such long attention.
On its surface this play is about the women of Greece withholding sex from the men to force them to make peace during the destructive Peloponnesian War. In truth I am pretty sure Aristophanes just wanted an excuse to make as many sexual innuendos and gender stereotypes as possibly.
Lysistrata: We must refrain from every depth of love... Why do you turn your backs? Where are you going? Why do you bite your lips and shake your heads? Why are your faces blanched? Why do you weep? Will you or won't you [join me in the sex strike]...
Myrrhine: No I won't. Let the war proceed.
~~~
Cinesias: Don't go, please don't go, Myrrhine [his wife and a sex striker]. At least hear our child... don't you feel pity for the child? He's not been fed or washed now for six days.
Myrrhine: I certainly pity him with so heartless a father...
...
Cinesias: You love me! Then dear girl, let me also love you.
Myrrhine: You must be joking. The boy's looking on.
Cinesias: Here, Manes, take the child home! ... There, he's gone. There's nothing in the way now.
The women fret about their homes going to ruin while they are away. One even tries to fake a pregnancy:
Lysistrata: What nonsense is this?
Woman: I'll drop any minute
Lysistrata: Yesterday you weren't with child.
Woman: But I am today. O let me find a midwife Lysistrata. O Quickly!
Lysistrata: Now what story is this you tell? What is this hard lump here?
Woman: It's a male child.
Lysistrata: By Aphrodite, it isn't. Your belly's hollow, and it has the feel of metal... Well, I soon can see. You hussy, it's Athene's scared helm, and you said you were with child.
Some, however, are pretty damn good at messing with the mind's of their men:
Myrrhine: But how can I break my oath?
Cinesias: Leave that to me, I'll take all the risk
Myrrhine: Well, I'll make you comfortable
Cinesias: Don't worry. I'd as soon lie on the grass
Myrrhine: No, by Apollo, in spite of all your faults I won't have you lying on the nasty earth... Rest here on the bench, while I arrange my clothes. O what a nuisance, I must find some cushions first.
Cinesias: Why some cushions? Please don't get them!
Myrrhine: What? Plain, hard wood? Never, by Artemis! That would be too vulgar
Cinesias: Open your arms!
Myrrhine:...Here the cushions are. Lie down while I - O dear! but what a shame, you need more pillows.
Cinesias: I don't want them dear.
Myrrhine: But I do... Why, you've no blanket.
Cinesias: It's not the silly blanket's warmth but yours I want.
Myrrhine: Never mind. You'll soon have both. I'll come right back... Would you like me to perfume you?
Cinesias: By Apollo, no!
Myrrhine: By Aphrodite, I'll do it anyway!
etc etc etc
(Sufficed to say, the oath was not broken, though I think the poor man's will was)
Aristophanes also takes plenty of opportunities to insert sexual innuendo because he can:
[after peace has been agreed upon]
Athenians: I want to strip at once and plow my land.
Spartans: And mine I want to fertilize at once.
~~~
Men's chorus: We must take a stand and keep to it, for if we yield the smallest bit to their importunity then nowhere from their inroads will be left to us immunity...And if they mount, the Knights they'll rob of a job, for everyone knows how talented they all are in the saddle, having long practiced how to straddle...
In spite of all the sex and joking, the play does have a few good messages:
Lysistrata: You [men] wrack hellenic cities, bloody Hellas with deaths of her own sons, while yonder clangs the gathering menace of barbarians.
~~~
Lysistrata: It should not prejudice my voice that I'm not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I'm taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation while, miserable greybeards... contribute nothing of any importance whatever to our needs.
But mostly this was a play about sex and sex jokes that were shockingly modern in their convention (might have just been the translation). This was a quick and enjoyable read, just remember this was meant to be a bit of an absurdist satire so don't take the actions and decisions of the characters very seriously.
August 21, 2018
“Non esistono al mondo creature più sfrontate delle donne.” - (v. 369)
La guerra ventennale tra Atene e Sparta è diventata logorante per tutti ma gli uomini sono ciechi e sordi di fronte alla ragione e se nessuno li ferma continueranno a trucidarsi.
La scena si apre proprio su Lisistrata (” inquieta passeggiando dinanzi alla casa” ) che attende le altre donne chiamate a raccolta e alle quali vuole comunicare l’estrema decisione:
” (…) bisogna astenersi dal bischero (…) .
Di fronte a tale richiesta, però, le donne cercano pretesti. Non si sentono così coraggiose da potersi astenere sessualmente.
Ecco che Lisistrata è perno e caposaldo dell’azione: al compito di ricercare lo strumento con cui ricattare gli uomini e far cessare la guerra si aggiunge quello di convincere le donne che il sacrificio proposto è importante.
Fondamentale è questo spirito di sorellanza perché se alle donne non è permesso entrare nel campo delle decisioni qui con forza pretendono questo diritto: non più solo ascoltare ed obbedire a testa bassa con quel velo sul capo a segnare la condizione di inferiorità imposta ma con la forza dell’unione a dar voce alle proprie opinioni.
Rosso è il sangue versato in guerra.
Rosso è il colore del desiderio carnale che si esprime liberamente.
Sono ancora lontani i tempi delle dottrine artefatte che assoggettano e addomesticano la natura reale dei corpi come fossero bestioline selvatiche.
Lontano è lo spauracchio del peccato cristiano che frena, reprime, inibisce sotto la sferza di costumi e morali che terrorizzano con la visione delle fiamme infernali.
Qui in scena ci sono corpi di uomini e di donne liberi di dichiarare senza vergogna o timore la voglia di fare sesso.
E molto tempo dopo si dirà: «fate l’amore non fate la guerra»…
La guerra ventennale tra Atene e Sparta è diventata logorante per tutti ma gli uomini sono ciechi e sordi di fronte alla ragione e se nessuno li ferma continueranno a trucidarsi.
La scena si apre proprio su Lisistrata (” inquieta passeggiando dinanzi alla casa” ) che attende le altre donne chiamate a raccolta e alle quali vuole comunicare l’estrema decisione:
” (…) bisogna astenersi dal bischero (…) .
Di fronte a tale richiesta, però, le donne cercano pretesti. Non si sentono così coraggiose da potersi astenere sessualmente.
Ecco che Lisistrata è perno e caposaldo dell’azione: al compito di ricercare lo strumento con cui ricattare gli uomini e far cessare la guerra si aggiunge quello di convincere le donne che il sacrificio proposto è importante.
Fondamentale è questo spirito di sorellanza perché se alle donne non è permesso entrare nel campo delle decisioni qui con forza pretendono questo diritto: non più solo ascoltare ed obbedire a testa bassa con quel velo sul capo a segnare la condizione di inferiorità imposta ma con la forza dell’unione a dar voce alle proprie opinioni.
Rosso è il sangue versato in guerra.
Rosso è il colore del desiderio carnale che si esprime liberamente.
Sono ancora lontani i tempi delle dottrine artefatte che assoggettano e addomesticano la natura reale dei corpi come fossero bestioline selvatiche.
Lontano è lo spauracchio del peccato cristiano che frena, reprime, inibisce sotto la sferza di costumi e morali che terrorizzano con la visione delle fiamme infernali.
Qui in scena ci sono corpi di uomini e di donne liberi di dichiarare senza vergogna o timore la voglia di fare sesso.
E molto tempo dopo si dirà: «fate l’amore non fate la guerra»…
November 21, 2012
In the introductory note in my edition a Mr. Crofts mentions that the play "is notorious for its racy, almost pornographic humor". I'd say that this seems to be a bit of an overstatement.
Surely it is not that much more racy than say a William Shakespeare play or for that matter The Arabian Nights: Tales from a Thousand and One Nights? It is really all talk and no action. Surely we as modern readers can handle that? (And would anyone living in 1994, the date of this edition, really consider this pornographic?)
As for the drawings of Aubrey Beardsley (NSFW link), though they are lovely, they are also a bit... besides the point? I mean there's not actually any enormous penises running around in the play. At the most there's some naked wrinkly old men (ok, all men deciding to never read this play at this point, come back! It is a really fun play, you learn about Greek history and feel smart, yey!).
I'm not saying that there's not a fair amount of sexual innuendo in the play, how much seems to depend a bit on which translation you have. The Beardsley drawings are clearly a rather unsubtle hint on someone being a tease. It's just that... there so many other cool things going on as well.
The feminist-conspiracy-theorist part of my brain starts to wonder if all this talk about “oh, lordy lord women mentioning sex” is simply there to distract me from what the women are actually talking about: taking the power away from men.
Not only taking away the power, but claiming to be better at using is than the men. In this rendition the women are super clever pacifists, who'd make sure there be no war.
To be fair, women are not portrayed as through and through good. Lysistrata berate the other women throughout the play as being lazy drunkards who can't give up sex even for even a week. She starts of by saying that women will gather for festivities celebrating Bacchus (Dionysus), Pan or Aphrodite (which the translator notes illustrates their taste for “wanton pleasures”), but not for discussing serious matters. She then sees her neighbour and this happens:
This! This is exactly what feminists keep talking about, the difficulty of uniting women for a cause, the difficulty of combining sisterhood with family, and this was written around 2400 years ago!
When the women from near and afar are finally gathered and Lystratia lays forward her plan about depriving men of sex, the women instantly turn around and start to walk away. Give up sex? What nonsense! It is only after some persistent persuasion that Lysistrata manages the women to concur with her plan. The women lock themselves in the treasury of Athen and the old men of the town, and eventually the magistrate, gather to persuade them differently.
The perhaps best part is when one of the husbands arrives sex-crazed and sex-starved from a house in disarray to implore his wife to return back home. This scene gives a whole new dimension to the word tease.
Although the women of this book might have taken the moral high-ground, opposing war, it's obvious that Aristophanes uses the women as a group to represent the opposition that questions the status-quo, rather than saying than saying that all women are perfect (plus it doesn't hurt that it makes a good foundation for some good-ol' sex jokes).
There are some real gems in here about pacifism, feminism and gender roles:
Again this excellent theme of the importance of women's unity. Sisterhood. Ah, how wonderful.
Oh, and of course we really like our men too. We don't actually want to take away all of you power, we'd just like to share it equally and discuss a thing our two. Like this thing with war...
Surely it is not that much more racy than say a William Shakespeare play or for that matter The Arabian Nights: Tales from a Thousand and One Nights? It is really all talk and no action. Surely we as modern readers can handle that? (And would anyone living in 1994, the date of this edition, really consider this pornographic?)
As for the drawings of Aubrey Beardsley (NSFW link), though they are lovely, they are also a bit... besides the point? I mean there's not actually any enormous penises running around in the play. At the most there's some naked wrinkly old men (ok, all men deciding to never read this play at this point, come back! It is a really fun play, you learn about Greek history and feel smart, yey!).
I'm not saying that there's not a fair amount of sexual innuendo in the play, how much seems to depend a bit on which translation you have. The Beardsley drawings are clearly a rather unsubtle hint on someone being a tease. It's just that... there so many other cool things going on as well.
The feminist-conspiracy-theorist part of my brain starts to wonder if all this talk about “oh, lordy lord women mentioning sex” is simply there to distract me from what the women are actually talking about: taking the power away from men.
Not only taking away the power, but claiming to be better at using is than the men. In this rendition the women are super clever pacifists, who'd make sure there be no war.
To be fair, women are not portrayed as through and through good. Lysistrata berate the other women throughout the play as being lazy drunkards who can't give up sex even for even a week. She starts of by saying that women will gather for festivities celebrating Bacchus (Dionysus), Pan or Aphrodite (which the translator notes illustrates their taste for “wanton pleasures”), but not for discussing serious matters. She then sees her neighbour and this happens:
“Lysistrata: Oh, Calonicé, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly...
Calonicé: And they are quite right, upon my word!
Lysistrata: Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the last importance, they lie abed instead of coming.
Calonicé: Oh, they will come, my dear; but 'tis not easy you know, for a woman to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it.”
This! This is exactly what feminists keep talking about, the difficulty of uniting women for a cause, the difficulty of combining sisterhood with family, and this was written around 2400 years ago!
When the women from near and afar are finally gathered and Lystratia lays forward her plan about depriving men of sex, the women instantly turn around and start to walk away. Give up sex? What nonsense! It is only after some persistent persuasion that Lysistrata manages the women to concur with her plan. The women lock themselves in the treasury of Athen and the old men of the town, and eventually the magistrate, gather to persuade them differently.
The perhaps best part is when one of the husbands arrives sex-crazed and sex-starved from a house in disarray to implore his wife to return back home. This scene gives a whole new dimension to the word tease.
Although the women of this book might have taken the moral high-ground, opposing war, it's obvious that Aristophanes uses the women as a group to represent the opposition that questions the status-quo, rather than saying than saying that all women are perfect (plus it doesn't hurt that it makes a good foundation for some good-ol' sex jokes).
There are some real gems in here about pacifism, feminism and gender roles:
“Lysistrata: To seize the treasury; no more money, no more war.”
then
“Magistrate: What do you propose to do then, pray?
Lysistrata: You ask me that! Why, we propose to administer the treasury ourselves
Magistrate: You do?
Lysistrata: What is there in that a surprise to you? Do we not administer the budget of household expenses?
Magistrate: But that is not the same thing.
Lysistrata: How so – not the same thing?
Magistrate: It is the treasury supplies the expenses of the War.
Lysistrata: That's our first principle – no War!”
or
“Magistrate: May I die a thousand deaths ere I obey one who wears a veil!
Lysistrata: If that's all that troubles you, here take my veil, wrap it round your head, and hold your tounge. Then take this basket; put on a girdle, card wool, munch beans. The War shall be women's business.
Chorus of women: […] Oh! my good, gallant Lysistrata, and all my friends, be ever like a bundle of nettles; never let you anger slacken; the wind of fortune blown our way.”
or
“Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.”
or
“Chorus of old men: If we give them the least hold over us, 'tis all up! their audacity will know no bounds! We shall see them building ships, and fighting sea-fights like Artemisia*; nay if they want to mount and ride as cavalry, we had best cashier the knights, for indeed women excel in riding, and have a fine, firm seat for the gallop. Just think of all those squadrons of Amazons Micon has painted for us engaged in hand-to-hand combat with men.”
(*a queen who fought alongside with the Persian king Xerxes at sea)
or
“Lysistrata: Silence then! Now - 'Whenas the swallows, fleeing before the hoopoes, shall have all flocked together in one place, and shall refrain them from all amorous commerce, then will be the end of all the ills of life; yea, and Zeus, which doth thunder in the skies, shall set above what was once below...
Chorus of women: What! shall the men be underneath?
But if dissension do arise among the swallows, and they take wing from the holy Temple, 'twill be said there is never more wanton bird in all the world.'”
Again this excellent theme of the importance of women's unity. Sisterhood. Ah, how wonderful.
Oh, and of course we really like our men too. We don't actually want to take away all of you power, we'd just like to share it equally and discuss a thing our two. Like this thing with war...
December 23, 2018
If you want to call yourself a feminist - then read this. Women sorting the men out, more than 2400 years ago.
Shame on you present day Greeks! Although, this is one of those Ancients that they trot out on a regular basis here in Cyprus - it's a comedy.
Shame on you present day Greeks! Although, this is one of those Ancients that they trot out on a regular basis here in Cyprus - it's a comedy.
November 19, 2019
To stop the Peloponnesian War, the namesake heroin Lysistrata talks all the warrior's wives into going on a sex strike. This certainly is one of the earliest examples (to remain) of a play staging such an event. However, this is not the only comedy written by Aristophanes on the many issues raised by the cohabitation of men and women, far from it!
July 16, 2019
In the era of #MeToo, there may not be a more important piece of drama than Lysistrata. In the era of forever wars there is probably not a a more important piece of drama than Lysistrata. In the era of environmental collapse there is no more important piece of drama than Lysistrata.
The fact that Aristophenes -- 2400 years ago -- was talking about our shit now should make us drop our heads in shame. But it won't.
The fact that Aristophenes -- 2400 years ago -- was talking about our shit now should make us drop our heads in shame. But it won't.
February 7, 2018
Me after reading this play and being in love with every aspect of it and how it portrays women assuming the "supposed" roles of men without even lifting a finger, beautifully :
I have to say I was expecting a completely boring play that seemed to go on and on but boy oh boy was I in for a treat! This play was funny and lewd as hell and completely timeless. It is a really quick read and you will not waste your time if you decide to read it. On my damn word.
I have to say I was expecting a completely boring play that seemed to go on and on but boy oh boy was I in for a treat! This play was funny and lewd as hell and completely timeless. It is a really quick read and you will not waste your time if you decide to read it. On my damn word.
Read
June 27, 2022___
LISÍSTRATA
(...) Desde que a guerra começou até agora, respeitámos as vossas decisões, temos suportado tudo, porque não nos era permitido fazer outra coisa. Mas o que até aqui fizestes deixa-nos insatisfeitas. Temos apreciado os vossos actos e, muitas vezes, demos conta de que, em assuntos graves, tomáveis soluções levianas. Nessas alturas, sorrindo, perguntávamos: «Que resolvestes hoje na assembleia? Foi tomada alguma decisão quanto à paz?» Ao que os nossos maridos respondiam: «Não é nada convosco, calai a boca!» E nós calavamo-nos.
MAGISTRADO
Tinha toda a razão, o teu marido, por Zeus!
LISÍSTRATA
Tinha razão, miserável? Mesmo quando as vossas decisões eram tolas, não nos era consentido exprimir o nosso ponto de vista. Até ao dia em que se ouviu dizer abertamente nas ruas: «Não há já na cidade um único homem.» Nesse dia resolvemos convocar as mulheres de toda a Grécia. Que mais havia a esperar? Chegou o momento de serdes vós a ouvir os nossos conselhos e a calar, como nós nos calamos. Só então poderemos remediar as coisas.
MAGISTRADO
Remediar o quê? Esse discurso é perfeitamente intolerável!
LISÍSTRATA
Cala a boca, cala a boca!
MAGISTRADO
Mandas-me calar, maldita! Mandas-me calar, com esse véu a cobrir-te a cabeça? Antes a morte!
LISÍSTRATA
Se o véu é empecilho, podes tirar-mo, pô-lo na tua cabeça e calares a boca. Pega também nesta cestinha, arregaça-te, começa a fiar a lã e a comer favas. A guerra agora é assunto das mulheres.
64
___
Lisístrata, enquanto comédia, sai fora dos moldes a que me acostumei e que mais aprecio dentro da literatura clássica.
Ainda assim, não é possível passar ao lado desta peça já que nos chega de uma época excelsa da cultura grega e espelha muito bem aquilo que o século V foi no berço da cultura europeia.
Encenada durante as celebrações das Grandes Dionísias, onde cortejos de mascarados portadores de grandes falos faziam um dos momentos altos da festa, Lisístrata não podia enquadrar-se melhor nas festividades. Nela também desfilam homens e mulheres, novos e velhos, despidos, desmesurada e incapacitantemente excitados.
Em meia dúzia de palavras o cenário: Atenas; Guerra do Peloponeso; questionamento dos valores democráticos.
Em outra meia dúzia, a caracterização da comédia: personagens populares; encenação caricatural.
Sinopse: perante a saída dos homens de Atenas, destacados para a guerra, Lisístrata (semanticamente: "aquela que põe fim à guerra") decide reunir todas as mulheres da Grécia para conseguir a paz. Como? Boicotando o sexo (numa primeira leitura leiga), mas na realidade, boicotando as finanças da cidade - já que quando as mulheres se barricam na Acrópole, interditado o acesso ao Templo, o que estão a fazer é essencialmente barricar-se no cofre de Atenas (mas esta leitura não é tão divertida).
Também não é muito divertido ler certos epítetos dirigidos às mulheres, e às partes - não podemos esquecer que as peças eram escritas por e para homens, apenas (pelo menos não existem evidências de contrário); a linguagem de Aristófanes é obscena, satírica e apenas com uma boa dose de esforço lhe retiramos qualquer mensagem a favor do género feminino (outro erro frequente de leituras contemporâneas).
Ainda assim, não deixa de ser um documento que vale a pena ler. Reflete questões pertinentes: é anti-bélico; posiciona-se contra o poder instalado e tem um fator atualissímo de misoginia que se revela, ironicamente, nas falas mais inocentes da peça.
___
CORO DOS VELHOS
Se algum de nós der mostras de fraquejar na presença destas mulheres, elas não hesitarão. Começarão a construir barcos, irão para o mar e dar-nos-ão luta, como fez Artemísia.
71
___
E sim, tem momentos muito divertidos (auxiliados pelo genial Aubrey Beardsley) que nem a mim passam ao lado.
LISÍSTRATA
(...) Desde que a guerra começou até agora, respeitámos as vossas decisões, temos suportado tudo, porque não nos era permitido fazer outra coisa. Mas o que até aqui fizestes deixa-nos insatisfeitas. Temos apreciado os vossos actos e, muitas vezes, demos conta de que, em assuntos graves, tomáveis soluções levianas. Nessas alturas, sorrindo, perguntávamos: «Que resolvestes hoje na assembleia? Foi tomada alguma decisão quanto à paz?» Ao que os nossos maridos respondiam: «Não é nada convosco, calai a boca!» E nós calavamo-nos.
MAGISTRADO
Tinha toda a razão, o teu marido, por Zeus!
LISÍSTRATA
Tinha razão, miserável? Mesmo quando as vossas decisões eram tolas, não nos era consentido exprimir o nosso ponto de vista. Até ao dia em que se ouviu dizer abertamente nas ruas: «Não há já na cidade um único homem.» Nesse dia resolvemos convocar as mulheres de toda a Grécia. Que mais havia a esperar? Chegou o momento de serdes vós a ouvir os nossos conselhos e a calar, como nós nos calamos. Só então poderemos remediar as coisas.
MAGISTRADO
Remediar o quê? Esse discurso é perfeitamente intolerável!
LISÍSTRATA
Cala a boca, cala a boca!
MAGISTRADO
Mandas-me calar, maldita! Mandas-me calar, com esse véu a cobrir-te a cabeça? Antes a morte!
LISÍSTRATA
Se o véu é empecilho, podes tirar-mo, pô-lo na tua cabeça e calares a boca. Pega também nesta cestinha, arregaça-te, começa a fiar a lã e a comer favas. A guerra agora é assunto das mulheres.
64
___
Lisístrata, enquanto comédia, sai fora dos moldes a que me acostumei e que mais aprecio dentro da literatura clássica.
Ainda assim, não é possível passar ao lado desta peça já que nos chega de uma época excelsa da cultura grega e espelha muito bem aquilo que o século V foi no berço da cultura europeia.
Encenada durante as celebrações das Grandes Dionísias, onde cortejos de mascarados portadores de grandes falos faziam um dos momentos altos da festa, Lisístrata não podia enquadrar-se melhor nas festividades. Nela também desfilam homens e mulheres, novos e velhos, despidos, desmesurada e incapacitantemente excitados.
Em meia dúzia de palavras o cenário: Atenas; Guerra do Peloponeso; questionamento dos valores democráticos.
Em outra meia dúzia, a caracterização da comédia: personagens populares; encenação caricatural.
Sinopse: perante a saída dos homens de Atenas, destacados para a guerra, Lisístrata (semanticamente: "aquela que põe fim à guerra") decide reunir todas as mulheres da Grécia para conseguir a paz. Como? Boicotando o sexo (numa primeira leitura leiga), mas na realidade, boicotando as finanças da cidade - já que quando as mulheres se barricam na Acrópole, interditado o acesso ao Templo, o que estão a fazer é essencialmente barricar-se no cofre de Atenas (mas esta leitura não é tão divertida).
Também não é muito divertido ler certos epítetos dirigidos às mulheres, e às partes - não podemos esquecer que as peças eram escritas por e para homens, apenas (pelo menos não existem evidências de contrário); a linguagem de Aristófanes é obscena, satírica e apenas com uma boa dose de esforço lhe retiramos qualquer mensagem a favor do género feminino (outro erro frequente de leituras contemporâneas).
Ainda assim, não deixa de ser um documento que vale a pena ler. Reflete questões pertinentes: é anti-bélico; posiciona-se contra o poder instalado e tem um fator atualissímo de misoginia que se revela, ironicamente, nas falas mais inocentes da peça.
___
CORO DOS VELHOS
Se algum de nós der mostras de fraquejar na presença destas mulheres, elas não hesitarão. Começarão a construir barcos, irão para o mar e dar-nos-ão luta, como fez Artemísia.
71
___
E sim, tem momentos muito divertidos (auxiliados pelo genial Aubrey Beardsley) que nem a mim passam ao lado.
May 3, 2016
Lysistrata est l'une des plus célèbres pièces d'Aristophane. A l'époque où il l'écrivit, la cité Athénienne est dans une situation critique, le désastre de l'invasion de la Sicile ayant précipité la défection de nombres d'alliés, et enhardi les Spartiates à s'approcher toujours plus de l'Attique. Toujours partisan de la paix et fustigeant les va-t-en guerre, Aristophane imagine un scénario rocambolesque digne de l'ambiance Dionysiaque des fêtes pendant lesquelles la pièce était jouée: Lysistrata (en grec, celle qui délie l'armée) fomente une cabale avec les femmes de Grèce: se retrancher dans l'Acropole, et faire la grève du sexe jusqu'à ce que les hommes acceptent enfin de déposer les armes. Outre les extravagances obscènes et comiques qu'ouvrent un tel scénario, Aristophane en profite pour glisser quelques messages politiques, appelant les hommes de bonne volonté à mettre leurs différents de côté, et à s'unir contre les méchants qui les séduisent au service de leurs ambitions. Une pièce très amusante, servie par la grande inventivité d'Aristophane pour forger de nouveaux mots. Cette édition est bilingue, fournie avec un bon appareil critique, une introduction et un lexique.
Illustrations de Aubrey Beardsley:
Displaying 1 - 30 of 2,355 reviews