TL;DR for the TL;DR
Hated it. Was boring and pointless, ending with all the pomp and acclaim of a mouse farting. A completely superfluous subplot was forced into the book and serves no purpose. The main character doesn't seem to have any real reason to be in the book at all. And it was just not an enjoyable book to read. Nor was it, in any way, a good follow up to the first book, which I really, really enjoyed.
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This book is completely and wholly pointless. It goes nowhere. There is nothing at stake. It doesn't resolve anything, because there's nothing to resolve. It's basically Thrawn and Vader teaming up because reasons, and having nothing at all to do but bitch at each other. I loved the first book. It was exactly the kind of Star Wars book I'd been looking for at the time I discovered it. It had a lot of plotlines that felt like they were going to continue, and I was excited to see the next step in their progression. Instead, all of that was shoved aside for a boring, soulless teaming up of two characters who probably have MUCH better fanfiction about them teaming up out there. And to make matters worse a COMPLETELY SUPERFLUOUS flashback plot to Anakin and Padme was shoved into the book, taking up nearly half of the page count. This part of the story serves absolutely no purpose at all. And Thrawn is in it because Thrawn's name is on the cover of the book. He's literally there because reasons. He has no reason to be, and felt rather tacked on to a storyline that already feels tacked on to begin with. Half of the book doesn't feel like it belongs in the book, and the other half of the book doesn't feel like it has any reason to exist. How did we get this as a follow up to the first book, which I completely loved? It just makes no sense at all to me how we got from there to here. I really dislike Anakin, Padme, and the Clone Wars era of Star Wars, and I really did NOT need more of them here. And Zahn tried to make Thrawn look smarter by making Darth Vader look like an imbecile. Just, no. I can't believe I'm saying this about a Star Wars book written by Timothy Zahn about Grand Admiral Thrawn, but I fucking hated it. I hated every single word of it. It was a boring chore to read through, and it has no reason to exist. There is very little in the way of plot. The pacing is terrible. And it just sort of ends, with little to nothing actually resolved. It took me a month and a half to read this thing, because it was just so boring and pointless.
If you care about my random bitching about the book as I read through it, I've included them below. I haven't spell/grammar checked or proofread any of it. So, yeah, it's not going to be the best writing in the universe.
I'm having an extremely hard time getting into this one. The majority of the book, thus far, has been made up of flashbacks about Anakin Skywalker looking for a disappeared Padme Amidala... Okaaaaaaay, why am I reading about Anakin Skywalker in a book about Grand Admiral Thrawn? I don't particularly like Anakin Skywalker as a character outside of the Clone Wars TV series. No one ever portrays him as, in any way, likable. The tragedy of Darth Vader is that Anakin Skywalker was supposed to be the best of the best. He was supposed to be the greatest hero of the Republic. We never see that supposed hero in any of the movies. He's a whiney, self-absorbed douchelord, so when he falls to the dark side, it's really no surprise. It's not shocking. You know exactly why he fell to the dark side. It's because he's a whiney, self-absorbed douchelord. (and for the record, both Firefox and Grammarly recognize "douchelord" as an actual word) It's not because the best of the best was tempted, it's because one of the worst was tempted, and didn't have very far to fall. That, in my opinion, was George Lucas' biggest mistake with the prequels. This mistake was rectified in the Clone Wars TV series. Anakin in that series is charming, charismatic, heroic, brave, loyal to the Republic, his fellow Jedi, and the clone troopers under his command, has a sense of humor, and he's often selfless. He IS the best of the best, but he's also shown to have flaws. He has a bit of a temper, and he sees nothing wrong with killing an enemy to remove the threat that enemy poses forever. Which kind of freaks out the rest of the Jedi around him sometimes. It comes as a HUGE shock that THIS Anakin would fall to the dark side. Unfortunately, NONE of the authors that write books about his character use THAT portrayal of Anakin. They usually use the character shown in the movies, and unfortunately, THAT Anakin is a completely unlikeable crybaby.
When you don't like or don't care about the characters, it is VERY hard to enjoy a story about them. I do not like Anakin as he is portrayed in the movies, and that is the portrayal that Timothy Zahn is using for his character in this book. I was SO into the first book of this trilogy. Learning about how Thrawn worked his way through the ranks to become a Grand Admiral. Watching a young woman work her way up in the Imperial hierarchy to become a very terrifying, and believable villain. Watching Thrawn's buddy, through loyalty to Thrawn, finally, reach what he's dreamed of all his life. These were things I loved and wanted more of. That was what I was looking forward to. This book has none of those things, so far. It has been about 70% flashback to a completely unlikable character, and 30% not all that great a portrayal of Darth Vader sort of messing around with Thrawn on a completely pointless mission thus far. There is a reason that I have read one, and only one, book from the Clone Wars era of Star Wars. I just don't find the period of time to be very interesting. Outside of the Clone Wars series, which is awesome and every Star Wars fan should watch, it's kind of a very boring part of Star Wars lore, that is rife with contradictions and stupidity, because George Lucas was so set on making a combined homage to Asimov's Foundation and End of Eternity, that he didn't really stop to think about how all of the elements fit together.
I don't know, I might not even finish this one. It is VERY hard to care when the majority of the book has focused on characters that I don't like, in a time period I find boring. I'll give it a few more chapters to figure out what it's doing. I really hate to dump a Star Wars book by Timothy Zahn, but man, this one really isn't doing it for me.
Uhg, taking a break from this one to reread some Asimov, maybe then I can come back and plow through the terrible characters in this book.
Okaaaaaaay. I've gotten back to this book. I'm about 1/3 of the way through it now. I have to say, I'm not really diggin' it. There are a few things about it that are really annoying me. First, and most glaring, is the fact that the author is doing something that I really hate with this book. He's trying to make Thrawn look more intelligent, but making Darth Vader look like an idiot. Here's the thing. Darth Vader may be impulsive, and allow his emotions to rule him. But he's not stupid. Neither is Anakin Skywalker for that matter, and Zahn is doing the same thing with him. If you want to show me how intelligent your character is, make him the smartest man in a room full of geniuses. Don't make him the smartest man standing next to a bag full of hammers. That proves nothing except your lack of understanding of the characters you're writing, and of human interaction. Especially when you take a character that has 40+ years of history and portray him as the dumbest schlub in the room. Also, Thrawn is a military tactical genius. He's not a two-bit detective. I'm not reading a book about him to read about his adventures as a two-bit detective. I'm reading it, to see him dominating space battles and being the tactical genius that he is.
Too much of the book is devoted to Anakin and Padme, two of the most wretchedly wooden, dry, emotionless, and boring characters ever to be seen on film. There is a loooooooong stretch here in the first third of the book from Padme's point of view that just felt like it dragged on forever. There was little that was accomplished by this section of the book that needed such length, or even to be from her point of view. I have always hated her as a character. And it has NOTHING to do with Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman is an excellent actress that can give a very good performance given the right material and direction. She really had nothing to work with for Padme, and George Lucas is notorious for being very bad at directing actors. I don't like Padme, because she's not a character. She has no personality at all. She is just there to do what the plot says she should do, and say what the plot says she should say. Nothing she ever does makes any sense, because she's never shown to be an actual person who is making these decisions for any real reason that makes any sense to her as a character. She just goes and does a bunch of random stuff, stupidly putting herself in danger, for no reason, just because. It makes her both very boring, and very frustrating, and I, frankly, just don't care about her, or anything she does. I don't want to read long stretches of this book about her. She is, quite literally, my least favorite Star Wars character. Yes. I would take Fucking Jar Jar Binks over her. At least HE makes sense as a character. He has clear motivations. He may be stupid, annoying, horifically racist, and clumsy, but I understand what he's doing, and why he's doing it. I can't say the same for Padme, because nothing she does makes sense, because she's not a character with any visible motivation driving her. She just does things, because reasons, and then shit happens because the plot says so.
Man, I was so looking forward to this book, and I am just really not enjoying it at all. I want to finish it. I hope it gets better once I get past this mind-numbing set up. But man, it is not easy.
So, something I'm seeing is people talking about how Zahn keeps portraying Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader as too similar to each other? Um. Really? Because you do realize they're the same person, right? One thing I can say for George Lucas is that his characters are generally consistent with themselves throughout the cycle of films. They learn and grow (most of the time) but they're generally the same people by the end, just with more life experience under their belts. Anakin/Vader is a really good example of this. Anakin is impulsive, arrogant, has a temper, and lets his emotions rule him. Vader is impulsive, arrogant, has a temper, and lets his emotions rule him. Just because he's been through some shit, and put on some black armor, it doesn't make him a different character. He's the same character, just in a new situation. Love it or hate it. Respect or disrespect George Lucas. That took some real thought to pull off while also remaining consistent. He had to make a character with the same personality traits as Darth Vader, but as a young man who still believes in the good that he can do with the Jedi Order. And, generally, he did pull it off. The dialog is terrible, and the acting is wooden, but Haydin Christensen's Anakin Skywalker acts exactly like a younger version of Dark Vader would. That kind of contradicts what I said earlier in the review about Vader falling to the dark side, but I feel that there could have been a bit of wiggle room in there to have a character that truly believed in the Jedi and the Republic, and was trying very hard to be a good man, but falling short of it and just saying fuck it when Palpatine showed him another way. That could have been a real tragedy. Instead we got "turn to the dark side" "yeah, okay." Another good example is Luke. The Luke in Jedi is the same Luke from Star Wars, just having lived through Empire. In the end, after all that he's been through, and all of the growth that he's done, he still loses his temper. He's still naive enough to believe that everything will go his way. This is consistent with the character that he was in the beginning of the story. He's learned some very hard life lessons, and grown as a character, but he's still the same person. He also shares many personality traits with his father, which is also a big thumbs up on the consistency front.
I finally figured out WHY I feel like this book is so boring. Well, other than horrible pacing and unlikable characters. Okay, so, there's something of a formula to a Star Trek episode. You've got the opening sting where you get a captain's log entry, then something happens, and you usually get a closeup of one of the character's faces looking frightened or perplexed with a music sting, and then fade to credits. The opening sting of a Star Trek episode, the vast majority of the time, has little to nothing to do with the plot of the episode itself, it's just there to get you to watch the rest of the episode. A lot of the time it just feels like a chore to get through before the actual episode starts. It's kind of a pointless waste of space, most of the time. This entire book feels like a Star Trek opening sting that was just dragged out to the entire episode, rather than being over with at the beginning. Nothing in this book feels like it's happening for any real reason. There's, literally, no reason for anything to be happening here. The entire story is a pointless prologue that isn't important, and I've yet to be given a reason to care, because nothing in this story is happening toward any reason or purpose. The flashbacks to Anakin and Padme feel especially superfluous, because they have absolutely nothing to do with the main plot of the book so far at about 75% through. There is no point or purpose to this, and Thrawn is just there because reasons. He has no reason whatsoever to be in that part of the story. The freaking book is named after him, and he has no real reason to be in half of it. And the pacing, good god, the pacing. Zahn flips between these two plotlines at the weirdest moments, leaving lots of points in the book where things feel incomplete, and you start wondering if you flipped two pages by mistake. These two storylines do not belong together in the same book, and the problem is made worse by the fact that the author really doesn't seem to know when its appropriate to switch between them. This book is extremely frustrating.
Okay, yeah, so, the Anakin/Padme storyline. Yeah, that goes exactly nowhere. It doesn't even really have much resolution. It just sort of ends. Oh me, oh my, I sure am glad it cluttered up half the entire fucking book and had zero point or payoff. That sure was a story that needed to be told. What? Sarcasm? Why would I be sarcastic? Look, perspective writers, and hell, professional writers blow this one sometimes too. DO NOT INCLUDE CHARACTERS IN A BOOK JUST TO INCLUDE THEM!!! IF THEY DO NOT HAVE A PURPOSE TO THE PLOT, THEY DO NOT BELONG IN IT!!! IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THEM IN THE STORY ANYWAY, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO REWORK YOUR ENTIRE PLOT BEFOREHAND SO THAT THEY ARE CRUCIAL TO IT IN SOME WAY!!! OTHERWISE, FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO-FUCKING-ONE, WANTS TO READ ABOUT THEM IF THEY ARE SUPERFLUOUS TO THE PLOT. IF YOU ARE REALLY PROUD OF THE CHARACTERS, AND REALLY WANT TO INCLUDE THEM, FUCKING GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO!!! SOMETHING OTHER THAN BUSYWORK THAT'S ULTIMATELY NOT IMPORTANT TO ANYTHING, AND DOES NOTHING BUT FILL UP SPACE IN THE BOOK!!!
Ahem.
Yeah, and the "present day" shit is pretty well pointless in the end too. No resolution, because there wasn't really anything to be resolved. This book was completely pointless. There was no purpose at all. It exists just to exist. I mean. Darth Vader teaming up with Grand Admiral Thrawn. That is a recipe for epic. You really have to work at it to make it this pointless, mind-numbingly stupid, and boring. I absolutely loved the first book. Where did that go? What the fuck happened here? Was the author given a mandate from Lucasfilm to include certain things in the book that just didn't mesh with the rest of the book? Because it kind of fells like that may be the case.
So like, Vader and Thrawn are chillin' with the Emperor in the beginning, and he vaguely announces that there's a disturbance in the Force. Not a great disturbance. Just a normal, everyday disturbance, apparently. A mediocre disturbance in the force, if you will. He then points vaguely off in ---that---> direction, and tells them to piss off and go find the source if they're bored or something. So they do. And, well, that's pretty much all there is to the plot. They never actually find this mediocre disturbance in the Force. It's kind of like the author forgot about it at the end. Nothing is really resolved, and there's not really much reason to care if it was or wasn't. The ending is just as unsatisfying as the whole rest of the book leading up to it. The lack of anything of real substance in the final pages is the cherry atop this turd sunday.