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How to Raise Viking Children and Other Tales of Woe

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What can a giant Viking do when he finds himself raising three smart and sassy kids? All he can do is hold on for dear life, and always, always listen to his Wonderful Wife. Find the answers to all your questions inside — Is parenting really all that hard? Will our Viking friend ever catch a break? What will those kids say next? Enjoy all the family’s fun adventures as they explore life, love, tasty food, and the occasional fireball.

201 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 27, 2017

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529 reviews5 followers
December 7, 2017
Even though I've read several of these stories from his blog, this book still delivers laughs and feels. Maynard truly has a gift for storytelling (in the finest Viking tradition) and has a family sweet and wacky enough to make each story an adventure worth treasuring. He's like Erma Bombeck, if Bombeck was 6' 4", 400 lbs, and had a much snarkier clan. So, really not much like Erma Bombeck. Better. Much better.
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10 reviews3 followers
January 19, 2018
Fantastic book with plenty of feels!

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish you were a member of this giant Vikings family! But most of all you’ll read this book you can’t put down. Excellent gift, too.
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Author 14 books16 followers
August 24, 2025
An uplifting read. At some points I laughed out loud. At other points I found a poignancy that speaks wisdom to parents and those without children (like myself). A great read for those seeking something sentimental and light.
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95 reviews
February 27, 2018
This first read's giveaway was a laugh out loud fun read, while adding some of the seriousness we all face as we grow older as a parent. This little book was a gentle reminder that none of us are perfect parents, and it's okay. It points out that we need to cherish moments with our families- kids grow up too fast, and our parents grow older before we are ready for them too. I would recommend any parent read this little gem to remind themselves no parent is perfect, and every family has a quirky, crazy side that we need to embrace everyday.
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6,531 reviews100 followers
March 19, 2018
This is NOT a serious tome, but a fun look at the good parts of life, growth, and being taught many things by ones children by a very tall and talented Viking descendant. These insightful musings are the humorous gleanings of his rather popular blog, and those of us who have been parents or the children of a family will chortle with glee as we meander through this brief but very enjoyable book. I loved it once I got it back from another nameless Norwegian!
I was lucky to have won it in a Goodreads Giveaway.
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250 reviews2 followers
February 17, 2018
Don't let the cover fool you. This book is really good.
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January 3, 2020
It was anecdotal and cute, but disjointed. It read more as a collection of scattered thoughts.
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