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Clam Jam & Blue Balls: The Box Set
From USA Today bestselling author RC Boldt...
“Clam Jam”
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
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BLUE BALLS
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
SARAH
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
JACK
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.
“Clam Jam”
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
Ry
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
————————————
BLUE BALLS
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
SARAH
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
JACK
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.
566 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 25, 2017
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About the author
R.C. Boldt
33 books1,920 followersRC Boldt is a USA Today bestselling author currently living in part of the Costa Rican jungle with the love of her life and her mini-me.
If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos or can't recall the lyrics to a particular 80's song, she's your girl.
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If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos or can't recall the lyrics to a particular 80's song, she's your girl.
**PLEASE NOTE**
RC is not regularly active on Goodreads but if you're looking for updated release dates and book information, please check out her website at http://www.rcboldtbooks.com or follow her on Facebook and Instagram: https://www.facebook.com/rcboldtauthor
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January 21, 2018
I definitely enjoyed reading both of these stories. I thought the first book, Clam Jam, was the funniest of the two. I really liked the characters of Ry and Maggie and laughed out loud many times as their story played out. I will admit that I thought it went on a bit too long. I kept thinking, "Surely now he'll tell her," but nope, another few months would go by. I got sort of irritated with that at one point, and it felt like things began to drag. However, the climax and the resolution are oh-so-satisfying once you get there. Blue Balls is also quite funny in places, and I LOVE the character of Jack. In fact, he's probably my favorite character out of everyone in both books. I wasn't quite as fond of Sarah, though. Her attitude really frustrated me in places; I didn't really buy in to her past as warranting her aversion to relationships. Overall, I would definitely recommend these books; I enjoyed spending time with these characters for the most part. This is the first book I've read by this author, and I plan to check out more.
February 17, 2018
Clam Jam
So I have only read Clam Jam so far. It was really good. I kind of got frustrated since Mags got mad with Ry about the lie. I mean I get it’s about the principle but he turned out straight just like she had been hoping the entire time.
But a lie is a lie. So I get why she was hurt. I can’t believes he we r through these lengths to get to know her but he loved Mags through and through. They were also so funny with their corny jokes weird humor thrown in. I couldn’t believe how long it took Mags to find out Ry want gay or how she didn’t pick up on the fact the men that kept leaving were being told the wrong thing. I mean I would have been sent to another bar I don’t usually go to so I don’t have to worry about my roommate clam jamming me.
So I have only read Clam Jam so far. It was really good. I kind of got frustrated since Mags got mad with Ry about the lie. I mean I get it’s about the principle but he turned out straight just like she had been hoping the entire time.
But a lie is a lie. So I get why she was hurt. I can’t believes he we r through these lengths to get to know her but he loved Mags through and through. They were also so funny with their corny jokes weird humor thrown in. I couldn’t believe how long it took Mags to find out Ry want gay or how she didn’t pick up on the fact the men that kept leaving were being told the wrong thing. I mean I would have been sent to another bar I don’t usually go to so I don’t have to worry about my roommate clam jamming me.
December 26, 2017
Best Story about Blue Balls you'll ever read.
This book is a funny story of how what you thought was a problem can become so much better then you ever dreamed Highly recommend.
This book is a funny story of how what you thought was a problem can become so much better then you ever dreamed Highly recommend.
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