The Rude, Crude, Lewd, Read Aloud Book (Fashionable Filth

by Merv d'Perv Productions, Doodler Dude (Illustrator)

With the rise of social media, people today pass on a funny story or a joke by pressing a button instead of telling it to someone else. Where's the fun in that? “The Rude, Crude, Lewd, Read aloud book” contains over 50 poems designed to delight, disgust, disturb, educate, advise and possibly offend your audience. It is meant to be read to others - just pick one that makes you laugh (or makes you go eeeewwww!), read it to someone else, and see what they do! It's also been hilariously illustrated by a top class "doodler dude" at no extra cost ( we haven't paid him yet! ) There are 55 poems in all, short poems, really short poems and longer ones. Some are disgusting (in fact most are disgusting!) but they're funny! Buy this book if you enjoy telling stories or jokes or funny rhymes to others. Merv d'Perv Productions would love to see a resurgence in the story telling days of old and hopes you will get as much enjoyment from the reading aloud of the poems as the listeners will from the listening to them. So pick up a copy, choose a rude poem (some have only two lines), read it to somebody else and watch their reaction. We guarantee it's at least a hundred times better than hitting a "Share" button!

57 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 1, 2017

Reviews

[Brian Baines · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny and filthy - wonderful combination. Loved the illustrations!

[Nikkie Butters · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ridiculous but fun

Some laugh out loud poems. Love toilet humour! If you enjoyed this you might like The Accumulater by Bambie Clark, landfill of scatology!

[Merv D'Perv · Rating 5 out of 5]

I wrote this book,
It's very rude,
Please take a look,
I think it's good!