i picked this up because i like sophie kinsella's books--so sue me. this was as fluffy as i expected (i read it while i was sick--perfect for passing the time without expending too much brainpower), but kind of a head scratcher.
the titular gatecrasher is fleur, a charming 40-year-old redhead who crashes funerals to win the hearts of wealthy male attendees. she wins their trust & then connives to take them for every penny she thinks she can get away with, generally through a bizarre scheme i didn't understand involving credit cards. something about maybe getting cash off the card & stashing it away in bits & pieces until she can cash it all out & run off with her next mark. i wouldn't really know anything about it because credit cards hit you with crazy fees for cash advances, so i don't do them.
the book opens with fleur in the process of cleaning out one man by buying a succession a dramatic funeral appropriate hats. she then chooses a hat & wears it to the funeral of a woman who has supposedly left behind a wealthy husband, richard.
one weird thing about this book is that there is no one narrator or protagonist. the book jumps around between the heads of all the characters. this kind of added some depth to the story, because we got to see behind-the-scenes into every character's motivations. but it also kind of sucked, because it just gave us a kind of cliff's notes on each character, rather than allowing us to really fully inhabit one character & flesh the story out from that perspective.
so...richard is a widower who laments that he never really knew his dead wife well enough to be a judge of her character. he can only assume that she was as sweet & perfect as he imagined her to be.
fleur is the gatecrasher who takes up with richard. she grew up an ex-pat in abu dhabi. she became accustomed to the good life, but was orphaned as a teen. shortly thereafter, she manipulated one of her friends into giving her her $100,000 engagement ring, which she pawned to pay her way to new york city. fleur feels incredibly guilty about this manipulation & this is her motivation for continuing to bilk rich old dudes. if she settles for being someone's wife, hurting her teenage friend like that will have been for nothing. o...kay...?
gillian is dead emily's long-suffering older spinster sister. emily was always secretly cruel to gillian & manipulated her out of traveling the world like she had wanted. this did not prevent gillian from living with emily though, & taking care of all her cooking, cleaning, & child-rearing, while richard was apparently oblivious to all of this.
antony is richard's teenage son. he has a birthmark over one eye & his dead mother made him feel very self-conscious about it. as a result, he lost confidence in himself, & the wealthy neighbor kids picked on him. who cares?
phillipa is richard's older daughter. she is 28 years old & married. she loves romance novels, probably because she is in a loveless--actually quite abusive--marriage. she talks constantly but seems to have no backbone.
lambert is phillipa's husband. he works for richard's company. he married phillipa after dead emily confided to him that she & richard were arranging a trust for emily & she would become a multimillionaire on her 30th birthday. lambert SUCKS.
zara is is fleur's 13-year-old daughter. fleur shuttles her between a series of boarding schools. she doesn't know who her real father is & is desperate to know, apparently. fleur tells zara that if she just goes along with fleur's gold-digging schemes, fleur will tell zara who her father is when she turns 16.
are you feeling like you care about any of these characters? yeah, me neither.
long story short: fleur seduces richard & richard invites her to stay for the summer at his summer home with all the rest of these characters. everyone takes to fluer quite a bit, save for evil lambert. zara shows up on the doorstep after school ends & forms a special relationship with antony (which involves making out in the pantry every chance they get, even though they hope to be step-siblings shortly). fleur includes gillian where emily had excluded her. she is a potential friend for friendless phillipa. she seems to enjoy the company of the family as well, not that that prevents her from making up a song & dance to get signed on to richard's gold card. at first he's like, "yeah, i don't think so," so fleur starts looking for a new funeral to attend. then he gets all sentimental & agrees to the gold card thing.
which is so STUPID. this is a dude who keeps the door to his home office locked at all times. i don't see a guy like that signing some strange woman on to his credit card. he & emily had never in 33 years of marriage had a joint bank account. he's been dating fleur for all of maybe three or four months when he agrees to her little scheme. & while we hear plenty from every member of the family regarding how much they like fleur, when we are in fleur's head, all we hear is commentary about how richard hangs around too much & always wants to spend time with her, & phillipa is too emotionally needy, & gillian dresses badly, etc etc. i don't think the reader is supposed to hate fleur...but it's hard not to. which makes me wonder what exactly the author was thinking. i know it's a trope of this kind of book to create an initially unlikeable heroine & then send her on a journey that turns her into a new woman, deserving of the happy ending that she eventually gets. but fleur never goes on the journey to becoming likeable.
& the ending is just weird. fleur somehow inspires phillipa to leave lambert. when phillipa breaks the news to lambert, he attempts to kill her. seriously. not exactly what i was expecting in a book with a pastel pink cover decorated in lipsticks & cocktails. phillipa tries to call fleur to get her advice, but fleur won't take the call because she's in the bathtub. & then she just doesn't call phillipa back. for weeks. literally. meanwhile, phillipa descends into alcoholism, lambert weasels his way back into her life, & phillipa tells no one about his on-going abuse. phillipa & lambert go to the country home for the big country club golf tournament, & phillipa tries to tell fleur what happened. fleur interrupts to get a drink & then sneaks out of the club. phillipa tries to corner fleur back at the house, but fleur is all, "not now, i have to take a bath." so phillipa goes out into the garden & attempts suicide. she is only found hours later when she fails to turn up for dinner & gillian goes looking for her. i mean, yeah, phillipa maybe could have & should have told someone other than fleur. but WTF, fleur?
anyway, richard asks fleur to marry him, fleur says she needs to go to london & think about it, zara deduces that she's actually going to london for a funeral, zara cries & freaks out, fleur comes to collect her to take her to the swiss alps home of her new mark, zara somehow...i don't know. talks fleur into staying with richard? it makes very little sense.
i am out of words to describe the plot of this utterly bizarre book. if you are a person who likes for plots & characters to have any relationship with reality, however tenuous, i advise you to skip this book. if you're okay with unrealistic characters because you just want to do some escapist reading, i also recommend that you skip this book. i really don't know who would actually like this book.