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321 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 17, 2017
The joke that most worried me involved the political landscape postcampaign. “One thing Republicans can all agree on after 2012 is that they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities,” the script read. “Call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they could start with.”
It was the kind of line we never would have written in the first term. No one could remember POTUS referring to himself as a”minority” before. But with the reelect behind him, President Obama was eager to push the envelope.
“That’s pretty good,” he chuckled. Just as he did a year earlier, when the subject was eating pit bulls, he even promised a personal touch.
I might add a little wave there. Maybe a ‘hello,’ or something.” How strange. There I was, sick with nervousness, and POTUS was having fun.
While I doubt President Obama looked forward to spending his Saturday night with the press corp, I always got the sense he enjoyed reading jokes. Unlike most politicians, President Obama missed being treated like a normal person. I once overheard him say that this why why he loved meeting babies: they had no idea who he was.
"It can be hard, at times, to distinguish between the absence of talent and the presence of destiny."
"The most sacred piece of Democratic orthodoxy was that government could improve people’s lives. The most sacred piece of Republican orthodoxy was that it could not."
"We were experiencing less violence than almost any generation in human history. But we were witnessing more violence than ever before."
"Barack Obama’s election was a triumph of hope. But his presidency was a triumph of persistence."
"Love is not a feeling. It transcends feelings. Love is what allows us to be disillusioned and to somehow still believe."
The president was standing up, so we stood up. He sat down, so we sat down. He looked at the camera, but before he could begin taping, Hope stopped him. “Mr. President, this is David,” she said. “This is the first video he’s ever written for you.”
President Obama looked at me. “Hey, David,” he said. “How’s it going?”
I had exactly one thought in that moment. I did not realize we were going to have to answer questions. And I have no idea what happened next. I literally blacked out. I went home for Thanksgiving, and my family said, “Have you met Obama yet?” and I said, “Yeah,” and they said, “What did he say?” and I said, “How’s it going?” and they said, “What did you say?” and I said, “I don’t know, I blacked out.”
Silence. That disappointed look.