The tiny English speaking Duchy of Grand Fenwick located in the Alps, may not seem very important. Just three miles wide and five long yet to the proud inhabitants all 6,000 of them, it's still paradise on Earth. Founded in 1370 by an English knight Roger Fenwick (Sir Roger if you valued your life in his presence). Trouble begins when their only export Pinot wine is threatened by a copycat from California ( I understand a very inferior product though I'm a loyal Californian). Grand Duchess Gloriana XII, direct descendant of the renowned, exalted, incomparable, I think that will suffice , for the to be honest sneaky thief Roger...Sir Roger,
please ...calls a meeting of her Privy Council. At stake the very existence of the incomparable Grand Duchy, the 22 year old ruler and very pretty say her loyal subjects (and the few visitors to her country),needs help desperately. What to do? This being in the the Cold War,Tully Bascomb the chief forest ranger and son of the wisest man in the realm proposes war with the United States, ouch. After the two political leaders Count Mountjoy and Mr.Benter recover their senses and all calm shortly returns. Bascomb, (has some explaining to do) says to send a Declaration of War to the U.S. they will be quickly defeated and showered with millions of dollars in foreign aid, however when a State Department clerk see's the document he has a hearty laugh thinking it's a funny joke and promptly loses the paper. Waiting many weeks Grand Fenwick feels insulted by being totally ignored, they are a sensitive people . Assembling a mighty army of 23 men led by Tully, chartering the brig Endeavor and sailing from Marseilles landing in a deserted New York City... The Expeditionary force feels uneasy an air raid drill keeps everyone in the subways and at home the reason for this. Goofy Dr. Kokintz, inventor of the" Q Bomb" the latest and most powerful nuclear weapon works at Columbia University. So Bascomb decides to march there wearing shining armor what else, they meet some men wearing clothes that cover everything, (a decontamination squad) the Americans think the "Knights" are men from Mars, just off flying saucers . Fleeing when ray guns are fired, arrows actually and run for their very lives a humorous scene indeed. Soon Tully's men capture Dr. Kokintz, if the band can get back to Grand Fenwick with the Dr. and the little bomb that small nation will be the most important in the world, imagine that! A delightful romp in the absurd for the like minded individual...aren't we all...