Dear Reader, Would you like to get so depressed that you can't even move? Me neither. That's why I'm not going to tell you all my problems — only some, only the ones that probably resemble yours. And unlike the rest of the yammerings of the Mea Culpa Generation, this book actually shows you how to solve them. Because the door to triumph over the universal struggle is through the kitchen. And there's nothing that food can't repair. – Professor Angst
Capon Soup for Handling Intractable People Salad of Lettuce and Starfruit to Amuse Your Inner Child Garlic Pork for Overcoming Pigheaded Types 12-Step Steak Salad Trout Hate Mail Soft Eggs for When You're Feeling Inclined to Cut Things Hummus with Garnish to Conquer Ennui Total Human Experience Apples Rude-Awakening Nectarine Pudding Co-Dependent Coffee Ice & many other recipes for delectable, emotionally supportive food
Plus, it's a real cookbook with simple yet interesting recipes like "Blue cheese and tomatoes for ambiguous relationships" and "Jalapeño corn bread to quell an unwitting opponent."