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Alien Diplomacy
After a nasty breakup, Jason tries to distract himself in the best way he knows: by buying lots of stupid things online.
But when he wanders into some shady sites and finds himself buying an illegal alien artifact, the breakup becomes the last thing on his mind. The artifact almost seems to be alive, and, wait, are those tentacles growing out of it...?
This spicy tentacle-loving story is for adults only!
But when he wanders into some shady sites and finds himself buying an illegal alien artifact, the breakup becomes the last thing on his mind. The artifact almost seems to be alive, and, wait, are those tentacles growing out of it...?
This spicy tentacle-loving story is for adults only!
- GenresScience Fiction
22 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 10, 2017
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November 11, 2023
“I have got to stop going online when I’m drunk and bored.”
Jason lives on a space station. He’s just suffered a painful breakup, and is presently shopping the pain away. Lots of…random purchases.
After making a certain impulse buy, Jason forgets about it. But three weeks later, the package arrives. There’s a red crystal inside.
Jason must be extremely bored, because he licks the crystal. And that sets everything off.
Alien crystal tentacles.
Needs some editing help:
“watched the bursts of light that played behind his shit eyelids”
“one tentacle wrapped around his dock” 🤣
The glitter cum sure is different. ✨
Cool ending. Bonus points for creativity.
“It was weird. It was probably illegal. It was also the hottest experience that Jason had ever had.”
Jason lives on a space station. He’s just suffered a painful breakup, and is presently shopping the pain away. Lots of…random purchases.
After making a certain impulse buy, Jason forgets about it. But three weeks later, the package arrives. There’s a red crystal inside.
Jason must be extremely bored, because he licks the crystal. And that sets everything off.
Alien crystal tentacles.
Needs some editing help:
“watched the bursts of light that played behind his shit eyelids”
“one tentacle wrapped around his dock” 🤣
The glitter cum sure is different. ✨
Cool ending. Bonus points for creativity.
“It was weird. It was probably illegal. It was also the hottest experience that Jason had ever had.”
March 6, 2018
Eh
Not bad, but I wish there was a more to it. This is basically a quick scene with a lonely guy and the best date he never had.
Not bad, but I wish there was a more to it. This is basically a quick scene with a lonely guy and the best date he never had.
July 8, 2020
Basically the same as the alien plant one, but still fun.
October 7, 2023
Very hot and very silly. I was more annoyed by the huge number of editing errors than the lack of logic in the story.
February 20, 2019
Solid erotic story
Unique, funny, and hot. I would have preferred a slightly more sentient tentacle beast, but still a great read. Recommended.
Unique, funny, and hot. I would have preferred a slightly more sentient tentacle beast, but still a great read. Recommended.
Displaying 1 - 5 of 5 reviews