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"Hey": ...and other scintillating mating calls from the online dating world
Divorced and living alone in her mid 40s, nationally touring comedian Traci Kanaan didn’t want to face the possibility of living the rest of her life alone, so she did what millions of others have done and tried online dating. This book is a collection of the crazy and stupid emails Traci received via numerous online dating sites, and her hilarious responses (and non-responses) to the men "trying" to woo her. Traci dissects online dating facts and figures, lists several scathing things you should never say on a first date, and describes in hilarious detail several of her strange but true online dating stories. She also shares her comedic insights into what your online profile should contain, how to choose someone to date, and how to reach out to them to increase your chances of getting a returned email. Unlike the other dating books, "Hey!" is a no-holds barred, no topic is too taboo, straight from Traci's heart...a look at the REAL world of online dating. A female comedian desperately trying to find love through a digital filter...but what she ultimately discovers is that majority of humans just have NO idea how to "sell" themselves to potential life partners...and neither does she!
If you’re currently in a relationship, you’ll count your sweet blessings. If you’re in a relationship and you’re thinking about making a change, here is the weirdness you have to look forward to. If you’re single... you know this Hell all too well.
Pour yourself a glass of wine, sit back, and laugh.
Please note! This book contains politically incorrect statements, strong language, adult situations and sexual scenarios. If you're easily offended by such things and/or a blood relative of Traci's, do not buy this book. Don't even look at it. If you enjoy politically incorrect statements, strong language, adult situations and sexual scenarios...welcome home, you sick monkey. You've just found your newest favorite author.
If you’re currently in a relationship, you’ll count your sweet blessings. If you’re in a relationship and you’re thinking about making a change, here is the weirdness you have to look forward to. If you’re single... you know this Hell all too well.
Pour yourself a glass of wine, sit back, and laugh.
Please note! This book contains politically incorrect statements, strong language, adult situations and sexual scenarios. If you're easily offended by such things and/or a blood relative of Traci's, do not buy this book. Don't even look at it. If you enjoy politically incorrect statements, strong language, adult situations and sexual scenarios...welcome home, you sick monkey. You've just found your newest favorite author.
119 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 10, 2017
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