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1. Urban Fantasy is a hot category, and this one has lots of undead action plus a generous dose of humor and will appeal to readers of Mercedes Lackey, Terry Pratchett, and Piers Anthony.

2. New cover design for the mass market edition.

3. The previous novel in this series, Dead on My Feet, has an 80% sell through from 09/05 to date in mass market.

4. One Foot in the Grave , to which Habeas Corpses is a sequel, was strongly praised by the British Fantasy Association Newsletter ("One of the best novels in years... you've got to read this, it's a hoot!") and Dragon ("Simmons rarely let the pace drop below a brisk gallop.")

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What do you get when you mix a squid-headed Ancient One, a mystical force-five hurricane, Rasputin’s privates, the city of New Orleans, and an undead Captain Nemo? Christopher Cséjthe, the reluctant hero stuck halfway between being undead and alive, is back, and is going to find out, whether he wants to or not.



But now he’s in for an underwater Mardi Gras of epic proportions complete with an army of drowned vampire zombies. Not to mention a Lovecraftian take on Gidget and The Creature From The Black Lagoon. Many brave hearts are asleep in the deep, and Christopher may be about to join them. . . .

560 pages, Mass Market Paperback

First published June 1, 2007

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Wm. Mark Simmons

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William (Wm.) Mark Simmons was born in 1953 and spent his formative years in Independence, Missouri, the hometown of President Harry S. Truman and fantasy author Jim Butcher.

He has had a varied career as an award-winning journalist, broadcaster, musician, and entertainer.

His first novel, In the Net of Dreams, was a finalist for the Compton Crook Award and made Locus Magazine’s “Best List” in 1991. To date he has published seven novels and one novella in the United States with translations in Russia and the Czech Republic. His unique blend of humor and plots that unfold "like an origami sculpture designed by M.C. Escher" have won him the title of “master of twisted humorous fantasy and horror.”

Mark currently resides in the town of Hutchinson, Kansas, not far from the world famous Cosmosphere Space Museum. For the last 13 years of his 40-plus years as a broadcaster and a journalist, he was the Music Director for Radio Kansas and heard as the network’s morning Classical host throughout nearly half of the Sunflower State up until his retirement in 2018. His eighth novel, "A Witch in Time," was released in April of 2019. He currently serves as Game Warden for the nature preserve that is his back yard, wrangles cats, and is working on two new novels in his now copious free time.

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295 reviews4 followers
November 14, 2021
This is a lesser entry in the Halflife Chronicles - I'd have given it 4 stars if that wasn't rude, and I don't think I could actually justify more than 4.5. It's still better than most urban horror, though.
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1,512 reviews7 followers
June 23, 2019
Good story, worked in the Elder Gods, well done and not full of typos and "grammos" like so many books nowadays.
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May 1, 2020
3.5/5 - I always like the the lead up to the endings, but the last few chapters or so in each book in this series are always kind of a slog to get through.
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833 reviews27 followers
July 3, 2009
I didn't realize that this was book four of a series when I picked it up at the library, but I gave it a try anyway. It didn't really require reading the other books (you certainly get told everything you need to know in the narrative). Man infected by the vampire virus, separated from his pregnant werewolf wife who is targeted by other werewolves because of her pregnancy, working with a voodoo priestess, an Aztec demon, and a fae who wants to get a hold of his child, faces off against Cthulu with the help of Captain Nemo and the Nautilus.

Basically, it's a kitchen-sink novel that's a little too in love of its pulpy style. Definitely not interested in the rest of the series.
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608 reviews17 followers
February 2, 2009
A mostly fun read that crashes Simmon's universe with Lovecraft. Fun! The resonances with Katrina were well-handled, I thought, and interesting.

I alsohave a great admiration for Simmon's technique here. Many series have the problem of what I call "encrustation": every new volume adds pals and allies and new powers, to the point that several novels into the series, it's ridiculous. In this novel Simmons ruthlessly removed a lot of the encrustation that had been accumulating- something many authors don't do. Good for him! It leaves us with a lot more options in the future.
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116 reviews19 followers
June 19, 2009
The last installment of the Halflife Chronicles is intriguing and a fun read, but don't start this one until you've read the others, or you'll have a really tough time figuring out what is going on! I am looking forward to the next one!
52 reviews
March 19, 2009
Simmons' take on adding the Cthulhu mythos to his Halflife setting. A little darker and a whole lot odder than the previous installments, though "quirky" describes all of them pretty well.
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37 reviews2 followers
October 25, 2015
Good book, crappy and very disappnting end.
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206 reviews9 followers
October 30, 2015
This book deserves either one or four stars. I decided that any book where the world is saved from Cthulhu with softly asked questions regarding personal happiness, deserve four.

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