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Diary of Steve the Noob 32
Eek! Sorry for the delay! But here it is finally!
21,000 words with 23 pictures.
Steve and friends make their way towards the troubled village.
Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.
Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2017 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft
21,000 words with 23 pictures.
Steve and friends make their way towards the troubled village.
Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.
Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2017 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft
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185 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 16, 2017
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December 23, 2017
Ummm, Sorry for the late review!
Okay, I've been REALLY busy with school for the past week, but winter break is here and now I finally have time to make a review! This is Slimehead by the way, and we gotta talk business, STN.
Lol. I hope you had to press "read more" to read this. Did you feel the SUSPENSE? Speaking of suspense, this book was full of it! I definitely didn't suspect there to be mutant hybrid creeper spiders thingies! I gotta say though, sixty percent of the book was about them traveling to the village, so this is really 4 and a half stars. But the last forty percent was amazing! But then... you HAD to put a cliffhanger, didn't you? :P
Okay, I feel like I need a catch phrase. Some things I've said that COULD be my catch phrase is "Lollipops", "Your slimiest reviewer, Slimehead1212", and "HOT DOGS!! WHOO!!!" But I've been thinking... and I think I've come up with something.
SLIME TIME, LEGGO!
Wow, that was pretty DEEP. It's idea time, LEGGO
-Lennox and the people who stayed behind THINK it's normal zombies and skeletons, but they are actually zombie-skeleton HYBRIDS.
-Steve and the people who went to follow the spiders follow them to a super webby abandoned mineshaft.
-The mayor and the people underground have to eat rotten flesh and insects to survive
-Oh man, I got nothing 😐
Well, I'm trying to start a trend, so yeah, plz include this in your reviews...
GUESS THAT EMOJI FIGURE!
-😥 + 🏀 = 😀😀😀😀
Have you figured it out? Find out at the end of the review
I'm trying to make THIS a trend too, PLZ PUT THIS IN YOUR REVIEW...
CHECKLIST TIME, LEGGO!
-Epic battle? CHECK
-Hot dogs and other foods? CHECK
-Party? KIND OF CHECK
-Something breaks? CHECK!
-Awkward romance? CHECK!
4.5 out of 5. Pretty good 😐 (this emoji pretty much describes my face all the time)
Time to do a trend that someone ELSE made up. Favorite reviewers. I'm not putting numbers, since all of your reviews are good and I also don't wanna hurt someone's feelings by putting them last.
-Pixel Guy. Minecraft Olympian is DOPE! Sorry for not reviewing it yet! Awesome and epic reviews!
-Camo_Elijah. Great reviews and good ideas!
-Scratch & Scrap. I had to go through the trouble of finding that & symbol. Amazing and funny reviews and come out right away!
-Maky. Funny reviews that have those little funny stories!
-Man I just realized everyone here on this list so far has a character in the book... Dang...
-TheDragoniteX. Really popular reviews nowadays. Lots of sections and parts!
-Pigmaster4000. Classic reviews that talk about the book WAY more than I do.
-Sun2000. That dedication to write a review seven times and the seventh one is still long!
Sorry if your not on this list. Shout out to everyone who has mentioned me or read my reviews!
Okay, it's time for my outro now. LEGGO!
Will Steve and the gang regret separating after something horrible happens? Will they be able to defeat the mutated crazy monsters terrorizing the village? WILL JAY BE ABLE TO EAT HOT DOGS ANYMORE! FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON STEVE THE NUB!!!!
SLIME TIME, LEGGO!
The emoji thing was a guy who was bored and then he was happy because he played basketball. :P
-Slimehead1212
Okay, I've been REALLY busy with school for the past week, but winter break is here and now I finally have time to make a review! This is Slimehead by the way, and we gotta talk business, STN.
Lol. I hope you had to press "read more" to read this. Did you feel the SUSPENSE? Speaking of suspense, this book was full of it! I definitely didn't suspect there to be mutant hybrid creeper spiders thingies! I gotta say though, sixty percent of the book was about them traveling to the village, so this is really 4 and a half stars. But the last forty percent was amazing! But then... you HAD to put a cliffhanger, didn't you? :P
Okay, I feel like I need a catch phrase. Some things I've said that COULD be my catch phrase is "Lollipops", "Your slimiest reviewer, Slimehead1212", and "HOT DOGS!! WHOO!!!" But I've been thinking... and I think I've come up with something.
SLIME TIME, LEGGO!
Wow, that was pretty DEEP. It's idea time, LEGGO
-Lennox and the people who stayed behind THINK it's normal zombies and skeletons, but they are actually zombie-skeleton HYBRIDS.
-Steve and the people who went to follow the spiders follow them to a super webby abandoned mineshaft.
-The mayor and the people underground have to eat rotten flesh and insects to survive
-Oh man, I got nothing 😐
Well, I'm trying to start a trend, so yeah, plz include this in your reviews...
GUESS THAT EMOJI FIGURE!
-😥 + 🏀 = 😀😀😀😀
Have you figured it out? Find out at the end of the review
I'm trying to make THIS a trend too, PLZ PUT THIS IN YOUR REVIEW...
CHECKLIST TIME, LEGGO!
-Epic battle? CHECK
-Hot dogs and other foods? CHECK
-Party? KIND OF CHECK
-Something breaks? CHECK!
-Awkward romance? CHECK!
4.5 out of 5. Pretty good 😐 (this emoji pretty much describes my face all the time)
Time to do a trend that someone ELSE made up. Favorite reviewers. I'm not putting numbers, since all of your reviews are good and I also don't wanna hurt someone's feelings by putting them last.
-Pixel Guy. Minecraft Olympian is DOPE! Sorry for not reviewing it yet! Awesome and epic reviews!
-Camo_Elijah. Great reviews and good ideas!
-Scratch & Scrap. I had to go through the trouble of finding that & symbol. Amazing and funny reviews and come out right away!
-Maky. Funny reviews that have those little funny stories!
-Man I just realized everyone here on this list so far has a character in the book... Dang...
-TheDragoniteX. Really popular reviews nowadays. Lots of sections and parts!
-Pigmaster4000. Classic reviews that talk about the book WAY more than I do.
-Sun2000. That dedication to write a review seven times and the seventh one is still long!
Sorry if your not on this list. Shout out to everyone who has mentioned me or read my reviews!
Okay, it's time for my outro now. LEGGO!
Will Steve and the gang regret separating after something horrible happens? Will they be able to defeat the mutated crazy monsters terrorizing the village? WILL JAY BE ABLE TO EAT HOT DOGS ANYMORE! FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON STEVE THE NUB!!!!
SLIME TIME, LEGGO!
The emoji thing was a guy who was bored and then he was happy because he played basketball. :P
-Slimehead1212
December 19, 2017
Yayyyyyyyyyy it was awesome
Omg so awesome so cool you are the best author
Summary
Sorry but no spoilers
Ideas
1.I do a good job
2.you kick monster butt
3.Hayden and obsidian are fighting like crazy
4.make a skeleton enderman combination
5.make me change tiers(after Devlin of course)
6.make Gavin come to the village but was captured
Things I want to say about book
Best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author
And so awesome
Well that's all Lennox is signing out
Omg so awesome so cool you are the best author
Summary
Sorry but no spoilers
Ideas
1.I do a good job
2.you kick monster butt
3.Hayden and obsidian are fighting like crazy
4.make a skeleton enderman combination
5.make me change tiers(after Devlin of course)
6.make Gavin come to the village but was captured
Things I want to say about book
Best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author best author
And so awesome
Well that's all Lennox is signing out
December 19, 2017
Read it now!!!!!!
Recommend it!!! The last 31 books they’re amazing to you should totally read them I never knew such a mob to be so powerful like the creeper spider in this book I recommend it whoever loves her books (p.s. check out her other books besides this one)
Recommend it!!! The last 31 books they’re amazing to you should totally read them I never knew such a mob to be so powerful like the creeper spider in this book I recommend it whoever loves her books (p.s. check out her other books besides this one)
December 20, 2017
Awesome!
This was an awesome book! I’ve read every book so far and you never disappoint me. Can’t wait for the next book!
This was an awesome book! I’ve read every book so far and you never disappoint me. Can’t wait for the next book!
January 12, 2018
WOO
This or really amazing I totally recommend it 5 stars 10/10 100%
SO GOOD YOU SRSLY CANT BE ANY BETTER WOOOT!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
This or really amazing I totally recommend it 5 stars 10/10 100%
SO GOOD YOU SRSLY CANT BE ANY BETTER WOOOT!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
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December 22, 2017Great Seires
Uggh.. over already? I love these books, and they always seem over to fast. My only complaint is that I wish you wrote them quicker. :P
(Review by Colin)
Uggh.. over already? I love these books, and they always seem over to fast. My only complaint is that I wish you wrote them quicker. :P
(Review by Colin)
March 7, 2018
COOKIE 🍪
My name is Cat Wizard . Anyways, let's start with section 1 The Cookie War dun, dun, dunn.
Steve: Guys I see a flying cookie!
Everyone looks up and sees the flying cookie.
Cookie King: Hello Slime Slayer I am the cookie king and I have come to kill you.
Cindy:Omg
Suddenly cookie soldiers start teleporting inside the city.
Bob: How could cookies be deadly?
A cookie blows up a house with tnt and kills a pig with a diamond sword
enchanted with sharpness
Mayor:Everyone to the ungrounded base!I
Steve:We have a underground base?
1 hour later
Steve:I have plan.
Alex:What is your plan?
To be continued 😱
Section 2 ideas
1. More cats.
2. More Cats.
3. MORE CATS.
4. MORE CATS!!!!!!
5. More pizza
6.Add Magic
Section 3 Arena
Steve v.s. Cookie soldier
Steve dodges the cookie soldier's attacks .Then he tries to eat the cookie soldier. But the cookie soldier is covered in hot sauce so before Steve can take a bite out of him he burns his tongue. =-O :O :O :O :O =-O =-O =-O :O :O :O :O =-O =-O =-O . The winner is...the cookie soldier!
Section four checklist
Epic battle 👍
Pizza👎
Somebody dies👍
Freaky monsters👍
More cats👎
Cat Wizard signing out.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😺
My name is Cat Wizard . Anyways, let's start with section 1 The Cookie War dun, dun, dunn.
Steve: Guys I see a flying cookie!
Everyone looks up and sees the flying cookie.
Cookie King: Hello Slime Slayer I am the cookie king and I have come to kill you.
Cindy:Omg
Suddenly cookie soldiers start teleporting inside the city.
Bob: How could cookies be deadly?
A cookie blows up a house with tnt and kills a pig with a diamond sword
enchanted with sharpness
Mayor:Everyone to the ungrounded base!I
Steve:We have a underground base?
1 hour later
Steve:I have plan.
Alex:What is your plan?
To be continued 😱
Section 2 ideas
1. More cats.
2. More Cats.
3. MORE CATS.
4. MORE CATS!!!!!!
5. More pizza
6.Add Magic
Section 3 Arena
Steve v.s. Cookie soldier
Steve dodges the cookie soldier's attacks .Then he tries to eat the cookie soldier. But the cookie soldier is covered in hot sauce so before Steve can take a bite out of him he burns his tongue. =-O :O :O :O :O =-O =-O =-O :O :O :O :O =-O =-O =-O . The winner is...the cookie soldier!
Section four checklist
Epic battle 👍
Pizza👎
Somebody dies👍
Freaky monsters👍
More cats👎
Cat Wizard signing out.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😺
December 9, 2019
Eh.. Not like other books... But ok.
Eh.. Not like the other books.. Kinda not what i expected i guess.. Half the time was spent in a wagon too. I kinda wanted more action. But thats just me.. 😐🤔 dont get me wrong, im OBSESSED with STN!! I'm his number loyal one fan! I guess i just like them fighting more.. And drama! Drama makes books more interesting. Just my opinion though. But c'mon.. Steves group barely catches a glimpse of the creeper spiders, and a few of them suddenly become scaredy cats.. Im used to them being ready for battle. Not hiding saying "we cant fight the giant ugly minecraft creeper spider mutants". So it was ok.. Maybe next time try to be more practical. -Minecraft*Girl*Fan*reviews*8463*
Eh.. Not like the other books.. Kinda not what i expected i guess.. Half the time was spent in a wagon too. I kinda wanted more action. But thats just me.. 😐🤔 dont get me wrong, im OBSESSED with STN!! I'm his number loyal one fan! I guess i just like them fighting more.. And drama! Drama makes books more interesting. Just my opinion though. But c'mon.. Steves group barely catches a glimpse of the creeper spiders, and a few of them suddenly become scaredy cats.. Im used to them being ready for battle. Not hiding saying "we cant fight the giant ugly minecraft creeper spider mutants". So it was ok.. Maybe next time try to be more practical. -Minecraft*Girl*Fan*reviews*8463*
December 23, 2017
Thanx for your assume books
You shod Make a Steve the noob tv show I like that you Mack up the names and can you put my name is dhldog I wood like to be a mukanick a mukanick summing turrets also tiny little robots that hav a sowed on the rite hand ind on the little bow’s that shot quick
You shod Make a Steve the noob tv show I like that you Mack up the names and can you put my name is dhldog I wood like to be a mukanick a mukanick summing turrets also tiny little robots that hav a sowed on the rite hand ind on the little bow’s that shot quick
January 15, 2018
Awesome!
This book is awesome!!! I would recommend stating with the first book and working up the list. My name is Cole the killer and can you make a character named. Cole the killer who is the 3rd class of a fighter and has a ground slam which Ian a AOE attack. Thanks ! 😃 .. mobs 🔪🔫 😜
This book is awesome!!! I would recommend stating with the first book and working up the list. My name is Cole the killer and can you make a character named. Cole the killer who is the 3rd class of a fighter and has a ground slam which Ian a AOE attack. Thanks ! 😃 .. mobs 🔪🔫 😜
May 12, 2018
AMAZING!!!!!
The best book ever published!!!!!
Good but some swear words
Sad to but fun.
Some violence.
Some death
The end
The best book ever published!!!!!
Good but some swear words
Sad to but fun.
Some violence.
Some death
The end
May 7, 2020
Another exciting instalment
Another highly enjoyable instalment about Steve, the stories are all well written and I enjoy reading them to my 6 year old son
Another highly enjoyable instalment about Steve, the stories are all well written and I enjoy reading them to my 6 year old son
June 23, 2020
5 stars
Wonderful books, I have read this series of books 3 times and it’s amazing please continue writing and have fun!
Wonderful books, I have read this series of books 3 times and it’s amazing please continue writing and have fun!
November 14, 2020
I love this series
I love this series, and I intend to read the whole series. This extra text is so I can finish this review and post it.
I love this series, and I intend to read the whole series. This extra text is so I can finish this review and post it.
September 2, 2021
best book in history
OMG so entertaining and fun to read the suspense is maddening keep it up great job recommended to anyone who likes adventure and fiction
OMG so entertaining and fun to read the suspense is maddening keep it up great job recommended to anyone who likes adventure and fiction
November 15, 2021
Jeez
Crazy creeper-spiders !! Steve really needs some armor, he's defenseless, he needs armor and he still owes devlin about 45 emeralds!!
Crazy creeper-spiders !! Steve really needs some armor, he's defenseless, he needs armor and he still owes devlin about 45 emeralds!!
December 7, 2023
hi
this is a very good book . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
this is a very good book . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
September 21, 2025
Yes, good book as always.
Good book as always, 5 star. I'm re-reading the whole series now. Still definitely my favourite series I've ever read.
Good book as always, 5 star. I'm re-reading the whole series now. Still definitely my favourite series I've ever read.
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