Whistle or shout: in the intro to her bestselling autobiography a few years back, the punk legend Viv Albertine stated that anyone who writes such a book must be a wanker - and then goes on to claim hypocrisy for herself as well. You have to have a fairly high degree of self-regard to publish memoirs, even if many of the most successful practitioners manage to offset this with a degree of modesty about their talents. Good writing is essential to this, or it all descends into a mush of either vanity or self-loathing (and in the most disturbing cases, both). In his latter years, Dirk Bogarde revealed a talent as an author that had up till then been unexposed. Snakes and Ladders, his second volume of autobiography, deals with his early struggles to establish himself as an actor in a postwar Britain ravaged by bombs and then austerity, and his realisation, to his own discomfort and distress, that his career was to be in films rather than the stage work he loved.
The book takes in his matinée idol phase, pin-up and star of dozens of variable-quality pictures as a Rank Organisation contract actor, and his move into art house after J Arthur dropped him when he got too old. It includes the ground-breaking Victim, a film thought to have done more to advance the cause of homosexual law reform than a dozen committees or petitions, which he describes with commendable modesty: “married man with a secret passion...that just happens to be a bloke...but I did it and it was one of the best decisions of my cinematic life.”
He spends longer on Death In Venice (perhaps an archetype for gay men) but it’s worth it for a candid description of Visconti’s methods and the depredations they had on the cast - cracked actor isn’t the half of it.
As a writer Bogarde stays admirably free of preening self-regard though what he doesn’t say is just as interesting - frequent references to ‘Forwood’ might leave the uninformed reader thinking this is just a particularly attentive manager when of course it was the man he shared his life with for 40 years. Lest this sound dull it’s not for there are plenty of waspish asides and acute little pen portraits of his co-stars and the era’s greats, some long-forgotten, others like Judy Garland still legendary. He describes an encounter with Noel Coward, who having proffered advice to a young Bogarde early in his career, later invites him for tea at his flat with the reassurance: “I shan’t jump on you. I’m not the type, and Gerald Row police station is immediately opposite you. Would you care for a whistle, or will you merely shout?”