Star Wars - The Legends of Luke Skywalker – Ken Liu
The Legends of Luke Skywalker is a collection of tales about Luke as told by a group of kids aboard a freighter on a long haul mission. The kids are all under the care of a Matriarch type figure who looks after them, and in turn, the kids (who are all in the young teens by human comparison, but there are a variety of the various Star Wars aliens represented), do work for her. It is a good arrangement, and the kids would be on the street getting lost in the filth of somewhere like Canto Bight or somewhere similar otherwise.
Each night when making the evening meal, the cook regales them with a tale about the universe, and tonight, it is about Luke Skywalker. And thus begins ‘The Interlude Tale’. As the story progresses, the kids are involved in their own storyline, broken up into multiple ‘Interludes’ and between each of them is a Luke Skywalker story, one of the Legends. The actual Interlude story was not too bad, aimed obviously at a YA audience, as most of the stories are, but unfortunately, the quality of the Luke Skywalker Legends is absolutely dreadful for the most part and does not do the Interlude Tale justice.
The Myth Buster – 1/5 – is a short story told from the point of view of an old alien in a cantina, about how the entire series of events in A New Hope, Episode IV were actually made up by a bunch of con-men. She is actually running a con herself, using the stories to get food and drinks, which is amusing. Her story is how they entire thing is a lie upon a lie, and that the Empire made up the Death Star, and then the Rebellion made up Yavin 4 with the help of a bunch of con-men, who end up being Ben, Han, Chewie and of course, the poster boy Luke. The story had a lot of potential, but just became silly, and even worse when you work out that Luke is sitting there listening the whole time. Bad conspiracy theories told by a bitter Scully wannbe in a grubby pub where Luke would never be.
The Starship Graveyard – 3/5 – This one is about the battle over Jaku, and how Luke was actually there, jumping from ship to ship, killing Star Destroyers with his lightsaber?? It kind of left you wondering ah what?
After the battle he is on the planet, and rescues a seriously wounded Imperial Gunner, and the story is told from the point of view of the Gunner as they trek through the deserts trying to find help and rescue. The Gunner is of course against our Hero, but at the same time is enamoured by him. It is a bit strange in parts, and towards the end became silly with one aspect of the story, detracting from the whole thing. It could have been done better and certainly ended better providing a much better ‘Legend’. Disappointing.
Fishing in the Deluge – 4/5 – is about how Luke visits a planet to learn about ‘The Tide’, what the inhabitants of this planet call ‘The Force’. It is actually one of the better stories in this collection, showing Luke on a journey to learn about the ways of the Force on his path to become a better Jedi. This was an interesting read, with some good characters and some really great world building. The clever use of The Force and The Tide as to social and cultural constructs of the same life giving entity were very well done. This was easily the best of the stories. Some beautiful descriptions of the creatures as well.
I, Droid – 3/5 – This story was about this elitist group of people who like to think they are special, and to do so, they need to mine a special gem that they can sell to maintain their luxurious lifestyle. Only droids can do this, so they constantly kidnap droids and put them to their deaths in this mining trap, where they only last a few months mining this rare gem. R2-D2 is one of them, and eventually Luke comes for him. It was OK, given most of the stories in this collection, it was actually not bad, but given what we normally expect, it was pretty poor.
The Tale of Lugubrious Mote – 1/5 – This one is a short story about when Luke came to Jabba’s Palace, told from the point of view of a tiny flea that is a sentient creature that lives on the skin of Kowakian Monkey Lizard, namely Salacious Crumb. The little worm claims that he is the inspirations for Salacious Crumb, as Crumb was totally useless at telling jokes, and that he helped Leia and Luke as they were idiots and would have died without his help. The story kind of grated on me as it made Luke out to be this dim-witted moron who sat in the Rancor cave going, ‘The Force will save me’, and other equally stupid comments, making Gamorrean Guards look intelligent. It just didn’t fit into a set of stories about how Luke is a Legend, when the entire tale was how he was the biggest idiot in the whole Galaxy (even dumber than Lois Lane). And the flea was really irritating apart from that. This could have been clever, but was just annoying.
At the end of the all ‘So Called Legends’ the Interludes wrap up with the last bit, and I have to point out a bit that annoyed me, attention to detail. When people are climbing through sewers and mud, as they walk off, their White dress is NOT going to gleam brightly in the sunlight, no matter how much you rinse it, not even if you bleach it.
Not unless it is made from some special fabric that every cleaner in the universe wants to get hold of.