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Christmas Dick

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WARNING: This HOT novella requires that you have one free hand to read it.

TRACEY is the office manager of Savoy Marketing, and the life of the annual Christmas party. After one too many holiday mistakes, she hopes to get through this years' party without doing anything she later regrets. Then, four drinks into the party, she notices a tattooed biker leaning against the wall.

Knowing he isn't an employee, and that he must have 'crashed' the party, she propositions him. Little does she know, he's got secrets he's not telling...

DICK has his Harley outside and a drink in his hand. He needs nothing more than to make it through the night without getting noticed. It's highly unlikely that he succeeds, though. He's tattooed, muscular, and wearing half a Santa suit.

When he meets Tracey and her co-worker, he doesn't see it as 'three's a crowd', because he knows he's not the only biker scheduled for the night's event...

CHRISTMAS DICK is a steamy contemporary romance short read in the One-Handed Read series of stand-alone HOT romance novellas that you'll need a free hand to read. They aren't simply steamy, they're guaranteed to set your Kindle ablaze.

Keep one hand free, grab your Kindle, and prepare for the ride of your life.

If you enjoy the novellas of Alexa Riley, Jenika Snow, Jordan Marie, and T. S. Joyce, you're sure to love this HOT novella.

65 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 22, 2017

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About the author

Scott Hildreth

99 books3,873 followers
Scott Hildreth in an international bestselling author. He has written more than fifty novels.

His preferred careers of being a hit man, serial killer, biker, military hero, mafia boss, boxer, vigilante, and tattoo artist will always be favorites, but as writing has become a full-time gig, he must live vicariously through the characters in his books who share his admiration for these professions.

He resides in Naples, Florida with his wife and children.

You can keep up with Scott’s self-published and traditionally published work here:

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Profile Image for The Sassy Bookworm.
4,057 reviews2,869 followers
December 24, 2017
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HO-HO-NOPE. Seriously, what is with me and holiday reads this year? This one was basically just four people (two female coworkers and two brothers) all having sex with each other at the company Christmas party. Well, not the brothers, that would have been severely f-cked up...but you get the gist! Nothing says Happy Holidays like drunk sex with strangers and people you work with. This book is ALL kinds of lawsuits waiting to happen...*lol*

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Author 99 books3,873 followers
December 23, 2017
Wait. What? 99 cents for a big-dicked biker book? Sign me up.

Tracey is the girl who normally puts her twat on the copy machine and pushes the 'copy' button at the annual Christmas party. While she and her co-worker are chugging wine and attempting to make end-of-year memories, she sees a tattooed biker on the other side of the space they've rented for the party.

Knowing he's not an employee, she decides to proposition him (she's pretty trashed).

Clothes fly, legs spread, mouths open, and, well, let's just say others join in on the fun.

I had no idea two thick cocks would fit in one hole until I read this. Not only can they, but they did. And, I must say, it was hot as hell.

This HOT read has girl on girl, guy and guy in girl, girl on guy who's got another girl on him while a guy's on her action.

Jesus, did I say that right?

It's Christmas fun galore, and it's actually a good little read with a cute storyline and lots of laughs.

In true Hildreth tradition, the men are handsome, hung like horses, ride Harleys, and know how to treat a lady.

A must read have as an over and over bedside companion, this will surely be re-read long after the holidays are over.

Best part? It's a new release and 99 cents.

Truly a must read because it's fun. But, for no other reason, you need to read it just to 'see' for yourself what two THICK cocks can do to one woman's wetness.

Holy. Cow.
Profile Image for Philomena Callan Cheekypee.
4,007 reviews431 followers
December 26, 2017
I cannot believe I’ve not read this author before.

Tracey is at her Christmas party with her co-worker when she sees a sexy santa. He sees her looking at him so goes over to her. She doesn’t know who he is but when he asks them to join him upstairs they can’t resist.

If your looking for a hot naughty read then I certainly recommend this read. I’m off to see what other books by this author I’ll 1-click.
Profile Image for Jen Campbell.
101 reviews30 followers
December 23, 2017
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
This book is a perfect solution to spreading some holiday cheer.
Tired of the long lines, the crowded malls, the impossible relatives who request that CAN’T find gift????
STOP ALL THAT SH@T – and give yourself the gift of laughter and a little something that will add the color back to your checks.
Scott Hildreth latest novella will put the smile back in your Christmas!!!!
ENJOY and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
That is it, that is all I got....
Profile Image for Misti  Long.
396 reviews9 followers
December 23, 2017
If my Christmas work parties were like this I would have went to more.

What a great Christmas novella from this author. From the beginning of meeting Kaci and Tracey 2 co workers at a party that happened to lay eyes on a tattooed biker I knew it was just getting started. Then you add in his twin brother Randy you have a panty melting scorching hot novella that makes you wonder. I think we may get a New Year encore😍😍😍
Profile Image for Laura Wolf.
1,126 reviews7 followers
December 23, 2017
4 STARS
I understand it's a quickie (in more ways than one) read........ but.... I loved all the characters but not the FF action. Then that's me.... .to each their own.....
It won't stop me from reading more as Scott is a favorite Author of mine to read.
Profile Image for Judy.
766 reviews9 followers
January 16, 2018
What a great read! It was short, 65 pages took me only just over an hour to read, but every page was packed with some great rollicking Christmas sex. Threesome, foursome, everything was right up there on my bucket list too! This book could be the basis for a new series, in my mind, but I doubt that's what the author has in mind. Suffice to say this was, if nothing else, a great hour of entertainment!
Profile Image for Ame Eggers.
234 reviews5 followers
December 23, 2017
Dream Christmas Party!!!

Where oh where were those party crashers at any company party I ever attended??!!! This book is short, sexy and hot as Hell!!! A fast and furious fix that only Scott Hildreth can deliver!! Filthy, funny and a great break from life!! Grab a cocktail and enjoy Dick!!!!
Profile Image for Karen.
5,385 reviews74 followers
December 23, 2017
I liked this short book. Christmas parties were never this exciting for me. I didn't like the violence at end. I was still buzzing with maintenance man possibilities and this was not something I was vested it. It could of gone either way. Uber driver sure liked it!!
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2,694 reviews48 followers
December 24, 2017
Tracey and Kacie work together and end up meeting Dick at the bar where their office is having a Christmas party. Throw in Randy and they have their own party.

I’m personally not a fan of F/F action and this effected my like/dislike of the book, and I felt the whole teaching the ex boyfriend a lesson thing came out of nowhere.

Sadly, I didn’t care for this short story, but I love everything else I’ve read by Scott and will continue to read his new releases.
122 reviews7 followers
December 23, 2017
Merry Christmas!

Bikers, Santa, Christmas, hot sex? Yes please! We all want to work in that office, and visit that Christmas party!! Quick, hot read just in time for Christmas.
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1,926 reviews54 followers
December 26, 2017
Umm... WOW!

And a Merry Christmas to you too Mr Hildreth!
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1,286 reviews8 followers
January 5, 2018
I prefer short, erotic stories and this one truly filled my needs. A story to warm up a frigid winter's night; this one will get the reader waking up her spouse to let off some steam.
Scott is a master of words, double meanings, and clever phrases kept this story original and fresh.
Some of my favorite quotes:
The best being, "I wasn't drunk, but I had a one-way ticket to the intersection of Tequila Avenue and Stupidity Boulevard."
"If sexy had a scent, he was secreting it."
"The three of us went at it like we were filming a porn movie for an internet whack-off site."
"The look she was wearing told a story that no retelling of the event ever could."
Funny at times, and super sexy, this is a Christmas themed tale you do not want to miss out on.
Profile Image for MJLovestoRead.
2,269 reviews58 followers
December 28, 2017
Not bad but not great. This short holiday novella clearly sets the steam level at HIGH and I enjoyed Dick and Randy along with Tracey and Kaci as they get it on during a Christmas party. No one hesitated and the author doesn't hold back with everyone seemingly taking a turn with everyone else and not feeling one bit of guilt.

There is some good-natured fun in this one but the sudden outburst at a former boyfriend seemed misplaced and wasn't sure that part was needed.

When looking for a quick and easy time with two bikers, look no further than Christmas Dick. Definitely an explosive and erotic start to the author's new series.

3 stars.
Profile Image for Lauren.
6,131 reviews57 followers
January 4, 2018
3.5 Stars
This story is short, fast paced and steamy. I read this book in one sitting and was satisfied throughout. This book is the first book of Scott Hildreth’s that I have read. I wasn’t sure on what to expect but this Christmas novella was the perfect start.
If you’re looking for a short and steamy festive read despite Christmas being over, this book is for you. That being said, there isn’t much of a story. This book is basically a Christmas party orgy. Four people that are drunk and get it on in public.
The storyline for this book is easy to follow and a steamy read. I cannot wait to check out more of Scott Hildreth’s books.
Profile Image for Melinda  Parker.
1,296 reviews21 followers
December 24, 2017
I'll Never Look At Santa The Same Way Again!

Jolly Ol' Saint Dick decided that he would spread some Christmas cheer and Ho Ho Ho to the holiday party Tracey and Kaci were attending. When the jolly man decided to grant wishes he was especially generous to the naughty duo. He even enlisted the help of a very special assistant.

So grab a glass of holiday cheer, some extra batteries, and sneak off for a spicy Christmas read!
Profile Image for Shannon Mcfarland.
669 reviews16 followers
December 26, 2017
Spreading the Holiday Cheer

Great short story. Christmas Dick is a fun and sexy story. Santa crashed the right party and found the naught girls, Kaci and Tracey. Randy crashes the party too and give a whole new meaning to Christmas party. A little Christmas cheer and a whole lot of fun. This short is chock full of some really hot and dirty scenes that will make you blush!

You will not be disappointed.
Profile Image for Susan.
370 reviews2 followers
December 29, 2017
Leave it to Mr. Hildreth to write a throughly dirty, decadent Christmas book. Tracey has a interesting view of her Christmas work party, and when the opportunity for some sexy fun presents itself with Dick and her coworker, Traci, she takes it. Then throw Randy into the mix, you just might end up with a holiday party you'll never forget. Loved every bit of this book. But I can't help but wonder if this quartet are finished.
1,292 reviews15 followers
December 23, 2017
Well that novella definitely got me in the holiday spirit and if my office Christmas parties were like that I'd definitely be in attendance.
This is one HOT novella that you really need to one click now and I mean NOW!
I promise you it will be one of the best 1-2 hours you have spent reading a book in a long time.
Profile Image for Jessica .
1,037 reviews21 followers
December 26, 2017
This is a very quick and dirty read. If you need a break from your crazy hectic life this novella will give you some laugh out loud and some hot and dirty action. After the week I have had I was happy to get lost in Scott Hildreth words for 30 minutes.

If your not into FF action or group sex then maybe pass on this. If you love it all then once click this and enjoy it!
Profile Image for Erica.
1,311 reviews32 followers
December 28, 2017
Just what I was looking for

Looking for a quick, dirty holiday read that will get your motor running and can be read in no time at all? Christmas Dick is just that. It's a fast paced dirty little gem with that expected Scott Hildreth flair at the end that will leave a smile on your face.
Loved it.
Profile Image for JB's Book Obsession - Jennifer.
465 reviews20 followers
December 30, 2017
Sexy Christmas story

Short sexy Christmas story. As always a great read by Scott a story of Chance meetings and crazy sex with someone you think you will never see again. The author keeps your interest and at the same time makes you want to know more about the characters after you finish the story.
Profile Image for M B.
297 reviews1 follower
January 5, 2018
Wow

Two hot bikers and two best friends had a really wild Christmas party dear god the sex scenes were phenomenal my kindle almost caught fire that's how hot it was! I would like to see where this goes Scott could you turn this into a series please I want more of these characters and their personalities.
16 reviews
December 23, 2017
Best Christmas Dick Ever!!!!

Who needs some Christmas Dick?? I know I loved it! Scott has managed to create another masterpiece. It's a great, fun holiday read. Enjoy one-handed only!!
Profile Image for Laura.
1,300 reviews
December 24, 2017
Sexy Party Crashers

Sex, booze and violence makes for a terrific office Christmas party! Colleagues Kaci and Tracey spot a sexy rogue at their office holiday gathering. What happens next is wilder than any other Santa-themed novella I've ever read.
Profile Image for Toi.
4,247 reviews
December 24, 2017
Cute Read

This is beyond a fantasy what happens at the Christmas party stays there - unless the story continues I would like to see where this story takes the Kacy, Tracey, Dick, and Randy.
Profile Image for Stephanie.
1,573 reviews18 followers
December 24, 2017
Short, dirty Christmas read!! Two co-workers at the company Christmas party looking for a little fun. Enter a hottie who seems to be crashing the party. Fun certainly follows these three!! Oh but wait! The party crashers friend shows up to lend a helping hand. Mmmmmmmm.......
30 reviews
December 27, 2017
Best Christmas book ever. Love it !!! Thanks Scott

Best ever. .must read!!! What great way to spend Christmas. Eve hot little sandwich !!!! Thanks. Scott and Jess can not. Wait for what is next!!
Author 16 books167 followers
January 29, 2018
If you want a one-handed read, this book definitely qualifies. It's scorching hot as you would expect from a Scott Hildreth book. Lots of sex, little plot. Definitely read this one if you want a quick read and don't want to think about plot.
Profile Image for Cassie Brooker.
255 reviews1 follower
March 24, 2018
Holy Hot Christmas!

Warning: for 18+

Great short story for Christmas and hot and steamy! I won’t give to much away but it’s a rest read and quick. I would like to see a book about New Years Eve too
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