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That's Not My...

Dov'è il mio mostro?

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This delightful series of board books is aimed at the very young child. The bright pictures, with their patches of different textures, are designed to develop sensory and language awareness. Babies and toddlers will love turning the pages and touching the touchy-feely patches.

10 pages, Board Book

First published December 1, 2004

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Fiona Watt

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Fiona Watt is an Editorial Director and writer at Usborne Publishing. She started working at Usborne in 1989 and has written and edited hundreds of books including baby and novelty, sticker, art and craft, cookery, science and activity books.
Fiona graduated from Exeter University with a B.Ed. (Hons.), specialising in Psychology and Art and Design. After university she worked as a researcher and writer for a company which published educational material for places where children went on school visits (zoos, museums, stately homes etc). She then taught seven, eight, and nine year olds for five years; three years at a state school in Sevenoaks in Kent, and two years at The British School in the Netherlands in The Hague.

Having joined Usborne in 1989, Fiona became an editorial director in 2003, largely responsible for writing baby and novelty books, as well as art and activity titles. She has written over 100 titles for Usborne Publishing, perhaps most notably the, ‘That’s not my ….‘ touchy-feely series.

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120 reviews1 follower
April 26, 2017
Fiona Watt's That's Not My Monster is just hackneyed retread of her earlier(?) work That's Not My Pony. I'm going to put as much effort into this review as the author did into this book:

That's Not My Pony Monster by Fiona Watt is one in a series of so-called "Touchy-Feely Board Books." The story, as far as I can tell, involves a small white mouse who, for reasons unstated, is searching for his pony monster. The tale picks up in medias res, as he encounters various ponies monsters, none of which are his. These ponies monsters have various traits by which the mouse concludes that the pony monster is not his (e.g., mane is too fluffy, saddle is too soft, etc.). The fact that the ponies monsters bear no resemblance to each other, are different colors and sizes, etc., does not occur to the mouse.

This book was okay, I guess. I think the selling point is the different materials that you get to touch as you read. If you are a toddler, this presumably will enhance the narrative and perhaps allow you to associate the different sensory experiences with the descriptive words in the text. The story was severely lacking. The mouse's character arc just felt incomplete. How does a mouse own a pony monster? What does he need it for? How did he lose it? He learns nothing, and nothing convinces me that, now that he has found his pony, he will not just immediately lose it again.

It's an interesting experiment with what one can accomplish through the physical medium of the book, but the story itself just feels half-heartedly pasted on.


Whatever.
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Author 67 books173 followers
October 8, 2018
This was one of Dude's favourite books, before we properly discovered Thomas. Good fun, the touchy-feely makes it ideal to read and look at and he loved it. As I loved monsters, so did I!
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920 reviews138 followers
September 17, 2015
We just love this series! We never, ever, get tired of reading it again and again!

In each book the little white mouse is looking for his doggy, reindeer, dinosaur, monkey, bunny, train or lion that seems to be always lost. But before finding it he has to pass for many wrong ones, maybe because its paws are too soft, or its ears too velvety, or the tail too hairy. And you can actually touch them to check they really are! The text is easy and repetitive, so the kids quickly are able to "read" it, and its full of tasty words like bumpy, squashy and fluffy, that are always funny for them to say.

A cute, cute, cute series for toddlers.


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Author 7 books235 followers
December 2, 2011
That's Not My Monster is the best textured toddler book that I have found so far. Because honestly, most "textured" books have pretty boring textures. This one has really original, fun textures that my daughter enjoys even after multiple readings. The monster illustrations are clever and fun. Now when my daughter hears the word "monsters" she crawls over to the book and starts reading it.
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5,010 reviews597 followers
September 28, 2015
A wonderful read from my childhood, one I’d certainly suggest for other youngsters. Whilst it is not my all-time favourite childhood read I can still recall all the details of this one meaning it certainly left a lasting impression upon my young mind.

And isn’t that what we want with children’s books, for them to leave a positive lasting impression?
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60 reviews8 followers
March 27, 2019
Another super fun hand-me-down from our friend Liz, this very short one features a tiny mouse trying to track down her pet monster, searching high and low and even donning a snorkel mask to look under the sea. Each page has a big ol' monster with a fun-to-touch textural element like soft, very fluffy ears or a bumpy, rough pair of paws.

This book is one in a "That's Not My..." series and you probably can't go wrong giving one as a gift to a small human in your life.
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1,371 reviews25 followers
October 1, 2019
The bright colours make this a favourite with my little one, but it's a bit disappointing that some of the same textures are used multiple times. That being said, we've already read it more times than I can count and she keeps passing it back to us, so I think she would definitely be giving this 5 stars!
56 reviews
December 3, 2025
The books in the "That's not my..." series can be an interesting read for young babies as they cover a variety of subjects and offer a sensory experience with colourful, cute illustrations and some touch-and-feel features. A common downside of the series is that the descriptions and textures become overly general and repetitive, and the story's logic only works for some subjects. For a Halloween read, the touch-and-feel mechanism works better in the book, That's not my pumpkin..., i.e., it makes more sense to touch pumpkins, not monsters.
11 reviews
September 10, 2021
Didn't like this one as much as others in the series. The textures seem to be really repetitive just described differently. The colours didn't grab babies attention as much as others in the series.
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17 reviews
August 2, 2018
Great book. I’ve read it with Mummy and Daddy sooooo many times. But the red monster is terrifying.
24 reviews
February 3, 2019
Like this book. Enjoy paging through and looking at the bold colourful monsters. Favourite of the that's not my series. Not too interested in touching the textures yet. (7months old)
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23 reviews3 followers
June 23, 2021
One of my one year olds favorite books! The textures draw his attention into The book.
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409 reviews4 followers
December 17, 2023
Some of the cutest monsters you'll ever see. Perfect for my little monster.
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229 reviews1 follower
September 16, 2024
None of them are MY monsters but all of them are cute monsters
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572 reviews18 followers
January 4, 2025
Great series. We have read hundreds of times with our grandkids. The touchy feely aspect adds to the experience.
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30 reviews
July 25, 2025
Was my favourite book as a child due to all the textures, but there’s not much of a story. Of course that’s to be expected, I read it more as a baby than a child
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2,070 reviews
March 12, 2017
I've heard a lot about this series, so I was excited when we found this gem for under $5 at the local resale. The textures are different enough, and highlighted with the simple text story, that both my 19-month-old and 4.5-year-old enjoyed reading it. My daughter has especially had lots of concerns about "monsters" lately, so this was good to add to our library even though it's "baby brother's book" and he didn't want to let go of it this afternoon. Fun story with what might otherwise be considered a scary theme for small children.
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103 reviews2 followers
February 16, 2021
The illustrations are great, and the textures are awesome. This book has a great variety of textures and makes for a fun tactile experience for little ones.

Like many children's books, the story itself isn't great. It doesn't really make sense (why are we talking about eyebrows and horns if the monster in question possesses neither), but the repeating pattern of the story is good for children.

Overall, my daughter (1 year old) enjoys it, and as a parent, I don't mind reading it.
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December 14, 2013
This is a great book for early childhood development. Since this is one of the most important developing periods in a persons life, and books like That's Not My Monster, is the perfect tool for children at that young of an age. It allows them to start to developing those sensorimotor skills that are so essential to children at that age. When I am a parent, I will use this book with my own children in order to help them to cognitively develop at the best level they can.

I recommend this book for children at the ages of 1 to 4 years old
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