It pains me how great this could’ve been versus what we got. The concept had potential to be the greatest Slappy story of them all, I feel, but it just fumbles the bag in a lot of ways. Thought, it has its moments, starting with Anna-Lee. Her character was an interesting addition. I like the twist with her, she had some good scare scenes, and it’s neat. Slappy is actually a likable antagonist in this book because he ain’t pulling the “am I alive or am I not” bullshit the entire time and (quite literally) steps on the gas immediately, which is super commendable. The main character is an above average protagonist, which isn’t common in modern Goosebumps. He had a lot of background given; crush, past friend; he even had a hidden story arc, which is my next upside. This is one of the reasons I think this could’ve been a great book, and that is the kid manning the fuck up and taking the situation into his own hands when a certain 2 foot 9 inch tall wooden figure escapes his home. He was a scaredy cat, hence his relationship with Anna-Lee, but he got brave to deal with the current situation. That’s rare to see. A couple more things to throw out there are the graveyard scene, which is potentially the best scene in any living dummy book ever, the first 30-40 pages being very atmospheric, creepy and wild, and probably the twist with Anna-Lee. Just her though. The books fucks shit up with wasted potential. Slappy, believe it or not, DIES AND BECOMES A GHOST (biggest spoiler of all spoilers, I know), and him being a ghost literally just makes him able to fly pretty much. Yeah, fuck that. There could’ve been multiple things done with this. To name some: unfinished business, more ghostly abilities, Slappy terrorizing everyone and making the main character be the one to defeat him. But the story says, and I quote, “Nope. That’s stupid!” And here we are. Jokes aside, ghost Slappy could’ve been a cooler idea. Some other biggish and small issues are the annoying ass side characters, horrible resolution in terms of wrapping up the book and repetitive Ghost antics from Slappy. 6.5/10, this should’ve been amazing but just didn’t come out right. Slappy X Camp Horror is the cherry on top of the shit and chocolate smoothie. Sorry for the small spoilers (half of them are in the blurb bro)