Skin · ★★★★
An old man, unemployed and reduced to panhandling after the war, is walking the streets of Paris, when he passes an art gallery and sees a painting by Chaïm Soutine. He realizes that this is a young man he knew thirty years before, now in high demand; he happens to own an early work by the artist, and several people make bids and some unusual proposals for it—could this be the end of his financial worries? Eerie, macabre, and all but missing Dahl’s usual touch of humor, this was a chilling favorite.
Lamb to the Slaughter · ★★★★★
A pregnant wife about to be abandoned by her police officer husband kills him in the spur of the moment with a frozen leg of mutton, and it’s the perfect crime. I read this story in English class in middle or early high school and never forgot it… but couldn’t remember the title or author. This was such a great surprise, and it was just as great as I remembered it, a perfect blend of black humor and horror.
The Sound Machine · ★★★½
An eccentric man obsessed with sound constructs an apparatus which is able to make vibrations that are beyond the human ear heard, and he excitedly decides to test it to hear sounds of nature. It’s up to the reader to decide whether his device actually worked or if it simply triggered his lunacy, but I sure will never look at a lawn or flower bouquet the same way again.
An African Story · ★★
An odd story within an even odder story, set in the Kenyan Highlands and involving the mystery of milk vanishing out of an old man’s cow overnight. It was a bizarre and cruel tale, and I’m not sure what the point of the framing story was—it was just as bizarre as the main one, and quite elaborate, yet we never return to it.
Gallopping Foxley · ★★★½
A man in his early 60’s, very set in, and content with, his commuting routine, finds his mornings disrupted by a new arrival on his habitual train—a man, he comes to realize, who used to torment him at school. Some of the scenes the narrator remembers once he finally places the face he found so inexplicably disagreeable as soon as he first set eyes on it are straight out of Dahl’s own childhood, and knowing that he actually experienced it made this story feel a lot more immediate. The ending came as an anti-climatic but fun surprise after such a dark and uncomfortable tale, I couldn’t help but chuckle.
The Wish · ★★★★½
The opening of this very short tale about an imaginative boy playing a quickly escalating variation of “the floor is lava” took me straight back to the way I, too, would pick at my scabs with glee and single-minded focus, and become absorbed in lonely made-up games with equally made-up high stakes. The Wish is childhood, distilled, but with a Dahlian twist: Who would ever have thought that a boy walking along a carpet determined to only step on the yellow parts could become so chilling when his imagination runs away from him?
The Surgeon · ★★★★
After saving a Saudi Arabian prince’s life, a surgeon receives a very valuable diamond as a token of gratitude, but where to put it while he’s away for the weekend? It’s Friday night and the banks are closed, but his wife comes up with an ingenious hiding place that surely no burglar would consider… a rather atypically innocent story with a happy resolution, especially considering that it was first published in Playboy magazine.
Dip in the Pool · ★★★½
On a cruise ship, there is a betting pool wherein passengers try to correctly guess the number of miles the ship will travel that day, within ten miles above or below the captain’s own guess. On a suddenly stormy day, a passenger places a huge bet on “low field”, but when he wakes up to bright blue skies and realizes that he will lose years of savings, he makes a rash decision to ensure he’ll still win. I saw the deliciously macabre ending coming from several nautical miles away, but still very much enjoyed the voyage to get there.
Champion of the World · ★★★
An early version of Dahl’s children’s novel Danny, Champion of the World. In this adult tale, Claud has spent many months poaching expensively raised pheasants on the property of an arrogant, self-made local entrepreneur, until he one day invites along a friend, who comes up with an ingenious plan to denude the whole property of birds just ahead of the annual hunting season. It works like a charm… they just didn’t quite think their scheme all the way through. The ending makes this one.
Beware of the Dog · ★★★½
A RAF pilot is flying himself back across the Channel from German-occupied France, having just lost a leg from a cannon shell. He bails out of the plane when he realizes that he’s delirious and close to unconsciousness due to the blood loss, and awakens in a hospital bed in Brighton… but things don’t quite add up. A little predictable, perhaps, but it was just bite-sized and fast-paced enough to still make for an enjoyable war-time thriller that I might’ve rated higher if the ending hadn’t been both so spelled-out yet abrupt.
My Lady Love, My Dove · ★★
A wealthy, mismatched couple (the wife a contemptuous and unpleasant harpy, the husband a cowardly push-over) have invited a younger couple, new to the neighborhood and very good bridge-players, over for a game—but as the hosts cross over the bounds of decency and decide to eavesdrop on their guests, it turns out that not everything about the young couple is as it seems… and their deception may give the wife some ideas of her own.