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Witty Lines: 300 Funny Quotes From Real Smart People

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Focused on helping you live a relaxed life, WITTY LINES is a unique collection of the best inspirational and mature funny words ever spoken or written.

Every page is alive with vivid colors, creative images, and inspirational words – perfect as a compact read, funny read, coffee table book, conversation starter, icebreaker, bedtime read, pick-me-up book, and motivational gift for all ages and everyone.

WITTY LINE is funny, mature, and a pleasure to read!

Live. Love. Inspire. Dare to live a fully-fulfilled life!

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts - E. B. White

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything – William Lyon Phelps

Only the mediocre are always at their best - Jean Giraudoux

a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively - Laurence J. Peter

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her - Rodney Dangerfield

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. - Thomas Szasz

302 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 7, 2018

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