What’s a witch to do when her magic is on the fritz and there’s a huge pile of laundry to be done? Easy. Flood the entire house. Everyone wants a bubbly indoor freakin’ swimming pool… right?
Just when everything is right in my life, something has to go wrong—times three. Number one: an unknown evil force wants to steal my power. Now, instead of protecting and healing the whacked out inhabitants of Assjacket, my power has wonked out on me and I’ve blasted ginormous holes all over town. Not to mention Roger the Rabbit is now sporting a pentagon of penii thanks to me and is keen on contacting the Guinness Book of World Records.
Unacceptable.
Armed with questionable voodoo skills and seriously frayed nerves, I’m Two: gonna do what any partially-sane, potty-mouthed, witch would do… I’m calling in the semi-evil, butt-ugly Bermangoggleshitz to train me. The warlock’s penchant for push-ups makes me hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but if I can’t control my dark magic, it will control me.
Way unacceptable.
With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I’ll Three: get a handle on my dark voodoo—or doodoo as I’ve renamed it—so Assjacket won’t end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we’ve never seen is gunning for us—specifically me.
Wildly unacceptable.
We’ll be the Three Amigos. The Three Musketeers. The Three Stooges. Whatever. As the saying goes…three’s a crowd, three’s company, three’s a party.
Nope. Three’s a charm. And I’m gonna turn it on for all I’m worth.
Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses. A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable. You can follow Robyn at http://www.robynpeterman.com and at Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robyn-P....
When my book arrived on my kindle at midnight I was excited! So excited I ended up pulling an all-nighter on this one. Why? Because I couldn't stop laughing. I had to know what was going to happen next!!! Even this afternoon I am still snickering about this book. This is a total must read today, this week, this winter,and this YEAR!!!
When this book arrived I had to read it. I have loved this series since book one when Zelda and Sassy were cellmates. They have evolved over the years so to speak..lol Married with kids but still hysterical. Those two not using magic had me rolling on the floor laughing. Reading about them trying to do laundry, dishes or even patch someone up who was hurt was hysterical. I will always think of them when I use Windex and never quite look at it as just a window cleaner ever again. And any mention of Simon I will now always LMAO just remembering his umm "adventures" from this novel.
Another Robyn Peterman Masterpiece! Three's a Charm is the sixth installment of the Magic and Mayhem series it is wonderful. I received the book while reading another book. Well, Three's A Charm just had to be read first. I laughed so hard my tummy hurt. I had tears. Honest. What these characters get into can only be dreamed up in Robyn's head. In all fairness, I must warn newbie Robyn Peterman readers that the language can get a bit strong. The rest is fabulous! I can't wait for the next story.
What can happen when you get Zelda, Sassy, and Marge together? Absolute comic perfection! Everything that comes a from Sassy’s mouth will make you scratch your head and burst out laughing! Pick this up and fall in love with the whole gang in Assjacket. You wont be disappointed!
I just can’t I tried several times but I can’t do it any more. I was at the gym on the treadmill running and got to the part about Roger and his Penii enhancements. I started to laugh so hard and loud I almost flew off the machine. There were some very concerned people surrounding me and a lot of weird looks. So no more reading Robyn’s books in public. Instead I read at night when my husband was asleep. Bad idea as well I woke him up with my laughing. I was laughing so hard I was in the fetal position in our bed and the bed was shaking from laughter. So I was banned from that as well. I am now regulated to reading her books alone at home when the kids are school and husbands at work. I LOVED this book. FYI I would love to read more scenes with Mac and the babies. Those babies sound just like my kids with cuss words and all. I recommend reading these books over and over again alone in your house. My dental hygienist is taking my advice and ordering the books now. Please don’t stop writing I love your sense of humor and your imagination.
Just when I think that Zelda and her band of, er, misfits can't get anymore entertaining, I am proven wrong with Three's A Charm! I laughed harder with this book than I did with the previous books. It was so much more funnier and downright ridiculous, but not in a bad way, more like in a funny, witchy, crazy way that I can't help but to be wildly entertained by. I am talking the kind of funny you just HAVE to read to understand. Things are more wacky and the magic more crazy and powerful and I could never guess the next surprise until WHAM it pretty much snuck up on me.
Other than Zelda, Sassy, and Cookie Witch, I freaking died laughing at the antic and shenanigans the other crazy characters cause. I had tears of mirth rolling down my cheeks more often that not and the excitement had me more often than not, sitting on the edge and my heart just a racing! I ADORED this book!
Three's A Charm gets a DELIRIOUSLY ENTERTAINING FIVE SHOOTING STARS!
Robyn, you have done it again!! The love of a mother is more powerful than any force in earth and you have just shown all that read this book that. Thanks again for a great book.
Zelda and Sassy are always a joy to read. The laughter is nonstop. Though in a couple of cute babies and the town of Assjacket and it's an another amazing adventure. Well done Robyn Peterman.
Just when you think that Sassy and Zelda can't get into anymore trouble bam it happens . When poor Roger ends up getting hurt after humping a log and Zelda is dispatched to heal his whatamacallit . She finds out that her power is gone wonkers and she needs to harness her dark side for the sake of her children . Sassy isn't helping matters any either . So what is a witch suppose to do but train with the evil one aka as Roy . Who if you have read the other books is Sassy's dad and the ec of the cookie witch . What is a girl to do when the head witch decides to make you train and live with these people . Its enough to make a girl blow up everything . But when her adorable children are threatened this witch will do anything and everything to keep them alive . I absolutely love the characters in this book . Zelda is so awesome she is such a screw up sometimes but everyone loves her. She is strong when she needs to be and she is hilarious when she gets swept up in Sassy's antics . Sassy well Sassy is as hilarious as ever she pulls some great stuff out of the air when she has to . Love that she was speaking Canadiand eh . If you read the books you will understand . laughing This by far has to be my favourite book of this author . I never stopped laughing . Trust me guys you will be laughing from the very first page and you won't stop . There are some deliciously funny scenes in this book . Oh don't forget the windex and the flooding of the house . I was crying so hard from laughing . This is a fun read that will keep you reading all night . So if you want a great read check out this series .
Wow. There is so much I could say about this book but won’t... Why? Most of it would be TMI if you haven’t read it yet and I do not write spoilers. I will say this little bit – the cats are even more active and Sassy? Well, she is more Sassy.
The big thing I will say is this: When I got this book late last night (pre-order does that) I was pretty much in a funk because of some sad news about friends and such. In fact, I did not feel like reading this book until... I opened it up! Bang! Hooked! That’s where the real “Wow!” comes in because even though the personal situation did not change, the attitude did. “Houston” (you’ll have to read the book to understand), Sassy, Mac, Fabio, and all the others are guaranteed to entertain and lift your mood. And the writing is top notch, as it always is with a Robyn Peterman book. There are a couple of typos(?) that the proofreaders missed but the book is another awesome, 5-star book from a 5-star author!
All I can say is WOW! I loved this book so much! I laughed, I cried, at one point I think I even yelled out loud at a character! Robyn Peterman’s latest installment in her “Magic & Mayhem” series “Three’s a Charm” was a riot! It was funny and riveting at the same time. I couldn’t put it down. Her characters are endearing, well most of them and her use of funny language is awe inspiring. I was a true Zelda fan in the other books, but with this latest book, I have become a true Sassy fan! Of course, the babies are just scrumptious and Mac is still delish. I don’t want to give too much away, but poor Zelda’s magic is going haywire (pentagon of peens, don’t ask, read) and she doesn’t know why. She needs to turn for help to the most unlikely of witches (warlocks). You need to read this latest book! I am already aching for the next one!
This is a great book; this book is the sixth book in the Magic and Mayhem series written by Robyn Peterman. This is one of my favorite series and these books keep getting better and better! I also have no idea how this author comes up with such outrageous words. This book has me laughing throughout it. They are a riot! I have been recovering from the flu and this book kept me up all night laughing and definitely helped take my mind off feeling like crap. This book can be read as a standalone, but trust me you want to read them all so you can get the whole story of the crazy but lovable characters. I voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader’s copy of this book. The free book held no determination on my personal review.
I love when I delve into a book that I know is going to meet the challenge of my new review scoring. Characters that live from one book to the next, humor that guarantees to make you spit your coffee, and seemingly hopeless scenarios challenging the precarious goodness. Totally wish I could rename my own cat after fat bastard. This series is one of those that you know you can recommend to another reader so long as their sense of humor is slightly off normal like your own. Lovingly added this tome to my e collection!
5 Candi Kisses and it's just side splitting funny!!!.....
As usual the weird and wacky world in Robyn Peterman's mind has escaped with another uproaringly hilarious story in Assjacket. VA. Zelda, Mac, Sassy and the whole gang are here and The Evil Dark Magic of Bermangoogleshitz is a perfect fit for our Gang. Marge brooks no quarter with Roy. As always Robyn gives us another story that makes you break out in random giggles and I loved the entire ride. No Spoilers
This is one excellent story! Zelda and Mac , Henry and Audrey have a large family which is growing. They might not be biological family but the additions are family. You have Sassy, Jeeves, Marge, Baba Yoga, Fabio, and add Roy are just a few but mix well and add in the bad guy and you have lots of action. The language is interesting but adds humor to the story! I look forward to the next in the series as I know it will be very interesting! I recommend this entire series as it is very good and enjoyable!
ARC - I voluntarily offered to review this book with no obligations and my opinions are honest! Something is wrong with Zelda's magic. Here comes Sassy to the rescue! Should we rejoice or fear for our lives ? You decided. Something evil is coming for the twins. Zelda + the whole gang will not let anything bad happen to Henry + Audrey Sassy is hilarious. It is always such a pleasure to read a Robyn Peterman's book! Her humor is super contagious. I loved the storytelling + the characters
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Cool your tits, erm, tit Endora! Haha, sorry, couldn't help myself. Just wanted to say that this series, and pretty much anything else Robyn Peterman writes, never fail to make me smile, or full on laugh for that matter, even when I'm in one of my darker depressions. Thank you for such fun, profane, wonky worlds/characters, these are my hidden chocolate for a bad day and my boyfriend learned long ago not to argue with me pre-ordering them all muahahaha.
I cannot express how much I absolutely love Robyn! She creates these characters and make you wish you were friends with them in real life. Every book is amazing and so far this is my favorite! I laughed, a lot, and yet still felt the love the characters have for one another. Cannot wait for the next installment!
Just when you think a book can't get any better, this one does! It never fails to amaze me the messes that Zelda gets into. And Sassy, she's a lovable hot mess that had some surprising moments of genius this go around. This read is full of humor, a bit of mystery, zany antics, steamy romance, and a cast of characters you can't help but love. Some parts left me speechless and I laughed so much my cheeks hurt. You can never go wrong with a book by this author. Word to the wise... keep all beverages out of reach to avoid spit takes. I had to clean my screen a few times!
Zelda, Mac, Sassy, Bermangoglesomthing and all of our favorite characters are back in this wacky, off the way, hilarious book that had me laughing myself silly all afternoon. As a matter of fact I don't think I will ever hear the term giggle stick again without cracking up. This magical world is never short on adventure and chaos so if you haven't discovered this amazing series you should go one click it now. You have to read it to believe it!
I think book has been the funniest in the series so far. Sassy had me dying laughing. Zelda is trying to learn to use her dark magic without totally blowing up the entire town. Enter Sassy's dad and The Cookie Witch and let the training begin. This book had me rolling on the floor with all the absolutely outrageous banter. I always love reading about what mischief Zelda and Sassy create and love all the chaos that surrounds them.
Another Absolutely Pottyfreakingfantastic book! Robyn will make me forever not be able to look at a rabbit the same again. My husband was giving me the side eye as I giggled about a rabbit and log LMAO. Totally wish this town was real. I'd hang out on Main St with a bag of popcorn to watch the shenanigans.
I really enjoyed laughing out loud as I read this well written story! This author never fails to provide us with amazing characters that entertain with fun, fast paced, and action filled storylines! I have read every available book by this author and have never been dissapointed!
This was absolutely funny and thrilling and I loved it i couldn't stop laughing the five slongs were historical and I can't wait to read the next book and I hope it's soon....
I adore the town of Assjacket and its inhabitants. This latest installment of Zelda's story is full of sex, snark and of course Sassy's foreign languages.
Zelda and the gang are back in Three's a Charm, book Six of the Magic and Mayhem series. Things have been going smoothly for Zelda. She's settled into her home with Mac and the twins, and her role as the Shifter Whisperer for the town. Things are looking up, and she's even enjoying the friendship of Sassy and the Cookie Witch, Marge.
When Zelda's magic goes awry on what should have been a simple spell she puts herself on a magical hiatus until she can't get her dark magic under control. While no one in town is completely comfortable with Sassy's formerly evil dad,Bermangogleshitz, everyone agree's that he's the best candidate to teach Zelda (and Sassy) to control and use the darkness without allowing it to take them over.
Three's A Charm is full of the classic humor I've come to expect from Robyn Peterman, from Zelda's foul mouth to Sassy's inability to keep a single thought inside her head, I laughed from the beginning to end of this one. Add in some good old fashion romance, a little who-dunnit mystery and heroism from an unlikely source, and this one had all of the trappings of an excellent read. I sped through this book - and I can't wait to see what Robyn will have in store for them next!!!