I had heard about this Author (and his/her other pen name Sydney Bristow) for a while now. I had read one by Sydney Bristow (or Kirk Kilgrave before becoming Kirk Kilgrave) in the past called "Nightwish" and should have taken that book as the warning shot before reading this one. However, after hearing rumors that this author had written a book with a setting that pretty much described my local library, I felt I needed to read this one despite how much I did not enjoy Nightwish, I had to power through this one regardless.
Not only was the setting modeled completely off the library in my neighborhood down to a T as it operated pre-covid, but there was also the same cranky janitor (who has since retired), the same old people running the friends of the library, and the same old town setup I knew (with a "strip mall in front", "a restaurant *McDonalds* across the street", and "houses that border the staff entrance").
The book was marketed as a "Thriller/Paranormal Fiction", but feels more like a mystery (science) soap opera throughout sprinkled with a ghostly bump in the night here and there. It takes place in a haunted library, after the events of the previous Branch Manager (Claire)'s mysterious death. Rosalind the main character, lands a job as the new branch manager, after being majorly sexually harassed by the head library director not even 6 paragraphs in to the book. After landing the job, Rosalind is now broke and homeless (after being kicked out of her living arrangement with her boyfriend of 3 months *yeah I thought it too*). Rosalind has to find a place to stay, however with her horrible credit score and no money, the only place she has to live in is in the library itself. She soon discovers the history of the past manager Claire and starts to unravel what had happened to her in her grisly past. Soon ghostly visitors and creepy coworkers start to unwind the mystery for her. With the help of her trusty sidekick and live in companion Tofu (described like he's a FIERCE Rottweiler/Doberman despite being a tiny Shih Tzu), will Rosalind solve the mystery and bring the library back to its peaceful state?
As I mentioned about the first chapter, sexual exploitation of women becomes a VERY common theme throughout the book, as there is a lot of sexual harassment type situations, stories about the "ghost" character (when she was alive) being sexually provocative, and notebook entries written by "women" that no woman on the face of this Earth would ever write to describe very specific situations. It's easy to tell this is a woman describing her experiences, as written by a man. I mean there are pages that sound like those cheap harlequin romance novels, talking about male anatomy in ways it should never be described and sexual situations no woman would describe in this fashion. That being said, I also had to wonder why there was the fascination with "piss", "boners" and crotches in general throughout this book. I mean he kept talking about male members being stiff or hard, grabbing (or wanting to grab) or staring at crotches, and I think even one part had something about how the dog's "piss ran down his shirt to his crotch". It was just odd and very off putting. Paired with all the sexual rape vibes given off throughout, it was enough to turn me off, but I knew I had to power through.
Despite feeling like an adult version Scooby Doo soap opera throughout the entire book, with the main character talking to her dog like she was Dora the explorer, I definitely got comedic entertainment from it (why I gave it a second star). The comedic value probably won't translate to others reading it like it did for me because like I said, the setting and some of the characters in this book were easily modeled off my local library, so the comedy is more like inside knowledge and jokes to me. I mean the custodian in this book had the same attitude in real life as the one that worked in my local library at the time of this books release, (however I doubt the real janitor did half the things he does later on in the book, because he would have been fired aeons ago if he had), but just his mannerisms and attitude were SPOT ON! The friends of the library at my library are also ancient (many people in their 70's, 80's or older), and the leader can be kind of arrogant at times, so his description was very similar as well. I also loved the descriptions of the locations in the library, because I could easily put myself in the exact spots he wrote about (down to the furniture), and picture the scene unfolding. However the "secret room" does not exist, sorry to ruin the element of surprise there. I started wondering if the author has served as a "Branch Manager" themselves or knew one as reference as is the position of Ms. Rosalind, because a lot of the knowledge of Ms. Rosalind seems very uncanny to that position, like they knew that position well. I wonder if they were the real life director at the time of this release, because I believe the manager now is a woman.
The secret room itself in the book, felt very lazy and super convenient to the plot. I mean the author describes how the main character is broke and needs to a place to stay, and has to settle on living in the library. The secret room comes in to play only because there is no where in the library that has a PLACE TO SLEEP or a working SHOWER. Amazing that conveniently this "secret room" has both of those amenities, so that poor Rosalind doesn't have to take a sink bath or sleep on the tables.
Descriptions constantly fall short, describing how things work, when in retrospect they would/could never happen the way they do in the book. Incontinuities to various situations appear in every other chapter such as the main plot point. The book appears as though it was never edited (much like Nightwish). Many run-on sentences, often going nowhere nor adding anything to the situations are common. Again lots of sexual exploitation, and graphic non-needed imagery throughout, cheesy high school aged romance flirting and joking throughout, and just very gross descriptions.
This book would have gotten one star, but since it made me giggle here and there because of the absurdity of it, it gets another.