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Squeegee the Sewermaid
Gloryholes are not the only source of bathroom love... What would you do if a mermaid crawled out of your toilet? A stomach-churning bizarro love story, it's THE SHAPE OF WATER as written by the Marquis de Sade.
28 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 23, 2018
About the author
Kevin Sweeney
52 books142 followersSweeney is an infamous author of bizarro and extreme horror.
BANNED from sale on Amazon, his now notorious series of novellas known as THE SEVIIN SICK SINS, as well as the splatter-porno-western serial THE WHOREHOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, can be found exclusively over at indie horror platform Godless.com.
Titles available on Amazon include THE GARDEN GNOME (described by one reviewer as being like "Night at the Museum... if the exhibits wanted to rape and kill you"); THE CROP CIRCLE (a story which gave another reviewer the most horrible nightmare of his life); and THE LOLLIPOP MAN, a British slasher with a pitch-black heart of humour.
Forthcoming titles include THE SHOPPING LIST, an apocalyptic tale of generational incest and cannibalism, and FEE FI FO FUM.
BANNED from sale on Amazon, his now notorious series of novellas known as THE SEVIIN SICK SINS, as well as the splatter-porno-western serial THE WHOREHOUSE THAT JACK BUILT, can be found exclusively over at indie horror platform Godless.com.
Titles available on Amazon include THE GARDEN GNOME (described by one reviewer as being like "Night at the Museum... if the exhibits wanted to rape and kill you"); THE CROP CIRCLE (a story which gave another reviewer the most horrible nightmare of his life); and THE LOLLIPOP MAN, a British slasher with a pitch-black heart of humour.
Forthcoming titles include THE SHOPPING LIST, an apocalyptic tale of generational incest and cannibalism, and FEE FI FO FUM.
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February 7, 2018
If you are a male and believe in aquatic apes and convergent evolution, you may find a surprise visitor in your toilet. This is a guide to feeding your newfound friend, and what to expect if it gets you preggers. Funny and very disgusting. You may larf, which is not meant to be an English accent, but the convergence of the words "laugh" and "barf."
April 22, 2021
Eeeeewwwww
This read is pretty gross,it had me near heaving in parts, such was it so disgusting. But it's all part of the story. This author has some imagination as squeegee is rather gross. A fun disgusting short story that has your stomach churning but you can't stop reading. I definitely recommend but also recommend hounding eat whilst reading it.
This read is pretty gross,it had me near heaving in parts, such was it so disgusting. But it's all part of the story. This author has some imagination as squeegee is rather gross. A fun disgusting short story that has your stomach churning but you can't stop reading. I definitely recommend but also recommend hounding eat whilst reading it.
January 30, 2018
“Of fingernails and fish.”
In an alternate world where all extinct animals seem to have been replaced by mermaids (as in, mermaid species went extinct instead). A mermaid that’s supposed to be extinct climbs out of some guys toilet and grabs his donger. So begins a jolly tale of scat, golden showers and puke eating... not to mention the naughtier parts.
Written in a slang heavy first person perspective I did notice it could have used more pairs of eyes to catch some copy editing stuff like one word being misspelled as another a few times as well as one time the perspective changing into third person for half a sentence.
Overall i’d say the story was a bit too much gross for the sake of being gross but it got more interesting by the end.
In an alternate world where all extinct animals seem to have been replaced by mermaids (as in, mermaid species went extinct instead). A mermaid that’s supposed to be extinct climbs out of some guys toilet and grabs his donger. So begins a jolly tale of scat, golden showers and puke eating... not to mention the naughtier parts.
Written in a slang heavy first person perspective I did notice it could have used more pairs of eyes to catch some copy editing stuff like one word being misspelled as another a few times as well as one time the perspective changing into third person for half a sentence.
Overall i’d say the story was a bit too much gross for the sake of being gross but it got more interesting by the end.
Displaying 1 - 3 of 3 reviews