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Me Tawk Funny

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Hector Dumble thinks he's dumb. When his dog Buster starts talking to him, Hector begins to think he's crazy too. Things become even stranger when Hector learns that his teacher Mr Weazel has a secret identity. How will Hector handle having a dog that can talk and a teacher who wants to take over the world? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13.

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First published February 10, 2015

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4 reviews1 follower
April 21, 2015
Awesome

Loved it! I'm going to recommend this to my friends for sure. Hilarious and heartbreaking.
Cute how Buster could speak after drinking the potion.
4 reviews
March 11, 2016
One of my favourite books. It's very funny throughout. I can't stop laughing every time I read it.
3 reviews
June 1, 2015
Loved it but I would recommend some tree him :) to amazon

I liked this book but the thing that I wanted to recommend that if the olefins kindle wants to buy a book please refuse it because they hacked my old kindle and I would like to get them back
4 reviews2 followers
May 22, 2015
Good book

It's a good book you should read it it kind of makes you sad at the end so you should read it
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Author 32 books87 followers
July 1, 2022
Haha this was great!! Short but enjoyable! This is intended for young ages, but I actually really enjoyed it..and laughed out loud at one part! :P There was a fun twist in the story too!
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1,913 reviews35 followers
June 15, 2020
Talking dog!

My grandson loved the story but thought the ending was sad. Even when I explained that Hector achieved his goal, he still thought it was sad.
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1,558 reviews108 followers
June 14, 2017
It all starts when Hector Dumble’s dog, Buster, starts talking. Hector thinks of himself as dumb. Now he thinks he’s going crazy. Dogs can’t talk. But Buster can. And he keeps getting smarter. Soon, he has Hector studying and getting smarter too.

It’s not long before reporters get wind of the miracle and interview Hector and his talking dog Buster. It’s the headline in the newspaper and leading story on the towns news program. Until they’re knocked from the headlines by a bank robber. He’s due to strike again and maybe, just maybe, Hector and Buster can combine their smarts and catch the guy.

This is such a fun and clever story to encourage children to ask for help, not give up, and believe in themselves. Hector and Buster both buckle down, support each other, and learn together. But it wouldn’t have been as fun if they didn’t have a dastardly villain to catch.

The author had a good idea with this and made it silly and fun while also teaching children some valuable lessons. They’ll have so much fun reading about Hector and Buster, that they won’t realize they are also learning.

I think a lot of kids will identify with Hector. Learning can be hard, but it can also be fun and rewarding. Just like this cute tale.

There are two more books in this Shaggy Dog series and you can bet I’ll be reading them.
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Author 11 books9 followers
February 13, 2015
'Me Tawk Funny' is a funny, quick read that I think would work as a comic book/ graphic novel just as well. There is a healthy dose of slapstick sprinkled throughout, and the big villain is just as big and villainous and larger-than-life as you could want. McFarlane also breaks a particularly bothersome cliche, at least for me personally, by portraying the family as people that are willing to accept their strange new world, as opposed to the Family of Judgment that the main character won't tell a thing. Great for the young readers or anyone with some imagination to burn.
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12 reviews
July 26, 2016
Absolutely Loved it!

I read this story for my daughter. We both loved everything about it. I stretched it out by reading a few pages a night before bed and my husband even got into listening to it too. I don't write a lot of reviews but I had to review this one. As a parent reading to my daughter with special needs it was amazing! So good I know we will read it again and we are beginning book 2 next.
1 review1 follower
November 24, 2017
Very Good, and is pretty predictable!!

Very funny and good. Perfect to read to a young child at night or to just get cozy in a chair and read. This book definitely gives away hints, and is predictable in some parts. The end is kind of a cliffhanger, it just stops and relays one last statement. Over all a very good, funny book, with a pretty dominant lesson! Recommended for sure, as a quick read!!😁
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2,183 reviews10 followers
July 22, 2016
Neil McFarlane has written a book that will be enjoyed by children of all ages, but mainly children in elementary school. The characters are funny and well written. The dialogue between the characters is language children today use and understand. Younger children will enjoy having this story read to them while older children will enjoy reading it independently.

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1,443 reviews9 followers
September 25, 2018
This is a cute kids' book with a very funny story. I read it with my nieces and they enjoyed it very much, with one being old enough to help with the reading and one just enjoying listening. It's a short enough story to listen to in one sitting, and so good we've already bought book 2 to read next time I see them!
3 reviews
March 24, 2017
Me tawk funny

Judy is not the only way I am a huge fan of you and I don't have to go back in the morning to all of the day before I have to go out with my life is so good at the same thing
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December 19, 2015
Great book. That about sums it up

Dito. This is a great short story to read before bedtime. Hope everyone enjoys it as much as me and my daughter did.
3,117 reviews11 followers
October 30, 2018
Book Reviewed by Ellwyn on www.whisperingstories.com

Me Tawk Funny tells the incredible story of Hector Dumble and his talking dog Buster.

Hector Dumble is an active boy who dislikes doing his school work and his teacher Mr. Weasel hurts with the situation. As a result, Hector is in the bottom of his class.

One day Buster finds, Professor Evil, the neighborhood villain, stealing a super intelligence potion and chases after him. While running away, Professor Evil drops the potion and Buster drinks it. The potion’s side effects increase Buster’s intelligence and allow him to speak. Before long, Buster is attending school with Hector and helping their family with difficult household tasks. On the news one day, someone reports that Professor Evil is robbing a bank. Buster rushes to the scene and stops the evil villain but suffers from an unforeseen consequence.

This story has all the classic elements of a good tale: heroes, villains, conflict, and a nice clean ending. The evolution of Hector and Buster’s relationship is endearing and holds an important message. Buster’s selfless bravery and Hector’s self-discovery set a positive example for young readers that will resonate and hopefully inspire them to work hard in school.

That being said, I was a little dissatisfied with the pacing and the character development. Several key components were revealed too early or not woven into the story effectively. I questioned how Buster knew pertinent information and found some of his knowledge too technical for children.
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578 reviews24 followers
February 22, 2024
Funny

This was definitely funny and silly 🤣. Didn't expect the dog to pay such a huge sacrifice.
Loved that Hector didn't give up despite nit being able to chat with his best friend.
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Author 6 books94 followers
February 27, 2016
Me Tawk Funny is a chapter book geared towards readers up to age 13. Hector Dumble is a good kid who has some trouble applying himself when it comes to his schoolwork. Like most kids, Hector would rather play than do his homework, which causes him to struggle in school.

Hector doesn't get much help or reassurance from his teacher, Mr. Weazel, who turns out to be even more “Evil” than he seems. When Hector’s dog, Buster, drinks a magic potion, it foils Mr. Weazel’s/Dr. Evil’s plans. The potion enables Buster to talk and become increasingly intelligent. Buster has some very good advice to give Hector. But will Hector listen to his talking dog?

This is the second book I’ve read by Neil McFarlane and I wasn’t disappointed. Mr. McFarlane has an original style of writing and a superb imagination. His clever dialogue and play on words are sure to entertain children.

Although the book is meant to be humorous and silly, there’s still a valuable message for children. Children will learn that it’s important for them to work hard and apply themselves if they want to excel in life. This book can be read to younger children or older kids can read it on their own. Wonderful book for kids!

Susan Barton, http://diymomblog.blogspot.com
1 review
October 18, 2015
Good

This is a great book and I love reading it was so great. You should read this to your kids
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28 reviews
December 16, 2016
read this book to my 4 & 6 year old. They loved it. It was fun for me to read as well.
2 reviews
December 18, 2016
Super funny!!! ☺☺☺

I would recommend this book to all My friends! Its super cool and funny! I cantbwait to read me tawknfunnt 2
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Author 22 books187 followers
November 2, 2018
This tale features Hector Dumbles and his dog, Buster. Hector is at the bottom of his class at school. He hates his name and feels that he is living up to it. One day Buster and Hector go to the store and come across Professor Evil stealing a superintelligence formula from a chemical factory. Buster gives chase and bites the thief on the bottom. Professor Evil drops one of the bottles he has stolen. After Buster drinks the spilled liquid, he experiences a transformation. Buster makes garbled sounds that will eventually turn into English.
Buster becomes famous. He attends school with Hector, but the teacher, Mr. Weazel doesn’t like him. Buster encourages Hector to study hard and assures him that he will succeed. Professor Evil continues to rob banks. One day Buster decides to dress as a super-hero costume. He collars Professor Evil, but the villain has a surprise in store that will change Buster’s life. What will happen to Professor Evil? Will Hector be convinced that studying and working hard will turn his life around?
This book has lots of humor and the characters are appealing to elementary school readers, but there are no illustrations to appeal to the younger reader. The author writes in passive voice and many sentences are too long with advanced vocabulary. I would recommend the book as more suitable for readers eight and older.
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214 reviews
October 8, 2018
ME LAFFed FUNNY!

CLasses my Prime some years ago but I found this gem of a book thoroughly engaging and full of good old fashioned chuckles. The author takes imagination to new heights and wraps it up with a solid sense of integrity and warmth. I found myself actually caring about what happens. I gave it five stars not only because it deserved it but it is a story that will stay with me. A new classic is born!
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7 reviews
March 4, 2019
Loved it!

Kids loved it so much I might have to buy books 2 and 3. Loved the fact that it's not only a kids story but it also teaches them about learning and pretty much has a moral. And it's a nice length that gives you the full story instead of a "buy the next book to find out how this book ends" thing. Highly recommended!
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Author 37 books30 followers
May 6, 2019
Cute

I liked this. I'll have to remember to share it with my niece. She'd love a story about a talking dog.

It was really cute & funny, with a happy ending, and An encouraging message. An excellent story for young kids. It'd probably be really fun to read out loud.

I do wish it'd had some pictures through. Books for young kids are always better with pictures. 😀
241 reviews3 followers
January 8, 2018
This was a cute book about a teacher who is also an evil scientist and a pet dog who accidentally drinks a potion that increases his intelligence. This is great for pre-teens. It is funny and the plot is fairly easy to follow, but not too easy.
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Author 4 books9 followers
February 25, 2018
Entertaining and original.

This was a pleasant story. It uses words like 'bum' and' 'grark' (instead of bark). The font was clear and compact. There are no illustrations inside. It's a reasonably long story that aims at motivating young readers.
124 reviews
April 21, 2021
Terrible

The story doesn't make any sense, it's difficult to read and it doesn't have any progression, it's not even funny. The author probably had many things he wanted to do with the book and tries everything a together, unfortunately the result was a boring and annoying mess
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233 reviews2 followers
January 14, 2022
Read this book with my ten year old. She reviews it now as saying "it was a weird and strange book. It was funny, a dog drinking a potion to be able to talk. The person who wrote this sounds like a kid."
We both enjoyed this wild and unique adventure.
4 reviews
May 26, 2018
How ma 'pose to know!?!?

I didn't understand the title.NO ONE WAS TALKING FUNNY
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