Things get off to a cold and windy start in this fourth installment of the Famous Five series, as the four chums (plus Timmy!) arrive in the country for holls only to discover that Kirrin Cottage is not only cold, but battered by wind! "It's awfully cold!" opines sweet Anne, "and windy!" Anne, of course, will make a man a good little housewife some day. "It's the wind," says Aunt Fanny, who is already a good little housewife, "making it cold!" Julian, however, who is a tall, strong boy with tall, strong boy parts, is rather of the masculine and therefore correct opinion that the cold is somehow stirring the wind! It's a queer thing when a tree immediately falls onto Kirrin Cottage and prevents Julian and Aunt Fanny from coming to meteorological loggerheads. Uncle Quentin quickly motors the four (plus Timmy!) off to Smuggler's Top!
Smuggler's Top is a queer house with a lot of queer things happening in it, but luckily the four chums (plus Timmy!) have a simply ripping holls playing hands of Slap-Down Patience while devouring plenty of hot cocoa, steaming cups of delicious creamy coffee, plenty of jammy buns, hot soup, big and crunchy biscuits, some more jolly good soup, ginger buns hot from the oven, thick and delicious slices of heavenly fruit cake, delicious steamed puddings, chocolate cake, and more top-notch jammy buns! Just when they think they can't eat a bite more, they cheekily raid the larder for a scrumptious spread of cakes, tarts, and even more ginger buns! There's plenty of dog-meat for Timmy, except for the part of the book where for a few days he has to eat rats and lick a cavern wall for moisture. Clever Timmy!
Oh, and there's something about an evil ecologically-minded duff of a villain who wants a historic marsh left as it is and who foolhardily attempts to prevent Uncle Quentin from draining the marsh and selling off the land to be developed into a soulless subdivision, thus hindering British capitalism. Jolly rotten commie, wot!