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B*TCH
***WARNING***
This book is intended for mature audiences. When I say mature, I mean those that are capable of deciphering the difference between sarcasm and offensive. This book is no different than the rest of the series. You will barely learn anything from the quality of his book. If you are lucky, you might actually laugh - proving that you are not the b*tch that inspired this book.
*no real person exists and if you believe they do - read the copyright*
B*TCH is a pretty universal word. It is used in its English translation more than any other 'BAD WORD' that I have written, yet. If you will learn anything from the 40+ translations in this book, DO NOT, under any circumstance, call a woman a B*TCH in Dutch. Apparently, if you value your face and hair you will take that advice!
Also, do not expect to gain much educational value. It is intended to be sarcastic, humorous and a waste of 15 or-so minutes.
ENJOY!!
This book is intended for mature audiences. When I say mature, I mean those that are capable of deciphering the difference between sarcasm and offensive. This book is no different than the rest of the series. You will barely learn anything from the quality of his book. If you are lucky, you might actually laugh - proving that you are not the b*tch that inspired this book.
*no real person exists and if you believe they do - read the copyright*
B*TCH is a pretty universal word. It is used in its English translation more than any other 'BAD WORD' that I have written, yet. If you will learn anything from the 40+ translations in this book, DO NOT, under any circumstance, call a woman a B*TCH in Dutch. Apparently, if you value your face and hair you will take that advice!
Also, do not expect to gain much educational value. It is intended to be sarcastic, humorous and a waste of 15 or-so minutes.
ENJOY!!
53 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 1, 2018
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About the author
Virginia Johnson
38 books195 followersA love for reading and writing is a new concept for Virginia. Before the Twilight rave and a need to know the ending after Eclipse was released in theaters, Virginia preferred to watch the movie or convince a friend to read the book for her.
Needing to know the story of a random homeless man that she encountered on a freeway exit ramp, was the only reason she began writing in the first place.
Soulless Nights spawned from the unknown story and a dare from her friends.
She has had the pleasure of working with some of her favorite authors. Street teams and beta reading were what led her to the world of writing.
She has released Soulless Nights, Vindicate, Expiate, Cessation, Always Never, Secondary Silence, Secondary Disaster, The Xmas Effect, The Blood of Abigail, Correcting Code 1.1, and the Bad Words Made Funny Series!
She recently released Night Tales Vol 1. Wich consist of 3 short stories featured in anthologies.
She also has co-written 3 books: Seraphines (Julia Clare) ,Bound by an Echo (Julia Clare) & Kepler: Humanity's Ark ( Kyle Perkins )
She is currently working on Correcting Code novella's
Needing to know the story of a random homeless man that she encountered on a freeway exit ramp, was the only reason she began writing in the first place.
Soulless Nights spawned from the unknown story and a dare from her friends.
She has had the pleasure of working with some of her favorite authors. Street teams and beta reading were what led her to the world of writing.
She has released Soulless Nights, Vindicate, Expiate, Cessation, Always Never, Secondary Silence, Secondary Disaster, The Xmas Effect, The Blood of Abigail, Correcting Code 1.1, and the Bad Words Made Funny Series!
She recently released Night Tales Vol 1. Wich consist of 3 short stories featured in anthologies.
She also has co-written 3 books: Seraphines (Julia Clare) ,Bound by an Echo (Julia Clare) & Kepler: Humanity's Ark ( Kyle Perkins )
She is currently working on Correcting Code novella's
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Displaying 1 - 9 of 9 reviews
February 2, 2018
As always this is funny and very sarcastic!
Awesome idea made into reality by Virginia Johnson!
Hopefully there will be more!
Awesome idea made into reality by Virginia Johnson!
Hopefully there will be more!
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April 11, 2018Oh geez
Woohoo I upped my status! I don't know why I like these but I do so there! Love this crazy author.
Woohoo I upped my status! I don't know why I like these but I do so there! Love this crazy author.
February 16, 2018
This is book 5 in the bad words made funny series, yes there are 5 of them...so far and each one is funnier then the last. Who really needs to know how to say this bad word 40 different ways? No one but that didn't stop me from buying and reading it and finding a new favorite word. I can now call people this bad word in different languages if I can figure out the pronunciation lol. If you want to spend 5 minutes laughing then this is a must read.
February 1, 2018
A warning from one reader to another: Do not attempt to drink water or hot coffee while reading this gem. Because you will only have two options, either spitting out the liquid or snorting it up your nose. I am not giving you advice on what I have heard, but experienced!
This book is entertaining and beyond funny. The entire series is the perfect pick-me-up!
This book is entertaining and beyond funny. The entire series is the perfect pick-me-up!
February 2, 2018
I love this series!! Such an entertaining and light hearted look at cuss words we all use everyday! I think this one has to be my favourite of the series though, well.....to date that is lol
February 2, 2018
Time to get you b$&$h on. This is one hell of a light hearted read. I definitely had a laught with the intro to said book.
May 17, 2018
Omg so funny
August 9, 2018
Yes it is.
But I think two of them are enough for one morning. And no bitching from me! Just an appreciation for language, and those who can use it well. Thanks VJ!
But I think two of them are enough for one morning. And no bitching from me! Just an appreciation for language, and those who can use it well. Thanks VJ!
March 13, 2018
I have got to say, i love these. Brought a smile to my face and made my legs 😂
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