It's official. I'm convinced the G.S. in G.S. Denning stands for Genius Sherlockian. Also... Watson is not the only one lovestruck! I am in LOVE with the way Denning has reinvented Irene Adler. She is FIERCE. This is easily, hands down, my favorite representation of her yet.
The connection among the stories felt stronger in this one too, as we see Moriarty attempt to return to physical form. And therein lies the brilliance of G.S. Denning: it's in the way he uses the supernatural elements of each story to, well, take this above and beyond to the next level and lay the foundation for the Sign of Nine in the next installment.
This collection of short stories includes:
The Adventure of the Navel-Starer - in which the paltry Percy Phelps sends annoying missives to Watson pleading for help and Watson just wants to throttle him...
'Argh! I haven't seen him for years - haven't even thought of him - and now, three minutes after he's reintroduced himself, I find myself wishing I could knock him about a bit.'
The Adventure of the Blue Gob-Runkle - starring a Christmas Goose that just won't die no matter how you truss it or cook it or decapitate it.
'That bird is ten times smarter than it ought to be!'
The goose ceased its struggles and shot me a savage look.
'Twenty?'
It arched an eyebrow at me as if to say, 'Oh a great deal more than that, as you are about to learn. At no small cost, I should think. At no small cost.'
(Bonus: Christmas caroling with Lestrade and Grogsson with some revised lyrics.)
The Adventure of the Disgusting Stain - in which the Woman makes her first appearance and completely gobsmacks Watson, though it takes him awhile to put it all together.
'The second one. That was the real Lady Hilda.'
'Indubitably,' said Holmes.
'Did you see how angry she was? How improprietous she found it that such things should happen to a person of her station? That's the real duke's daughter, if ever there was one.'
Holmes nodded sagely. 'And when I noted that she, too, was a posh bit of crumpet, her butler slapped me.'
'As well he should, Holmes. As well he should.'
(Bonus: Meeting Bang Cleopatra.)
The Adventure of My Grave Ritual - in which Holmes and Watson help Reginald Musgrave track down his missing butler and uncover the secrets of the family burial ritual. (Doesn't every family have one?!) Watson on the futility of hiding directions in riddles:
'Or we might just go sixteen steps north, and eight steps east, since the latter two directions do nothing but cancel out part of the earlier two. Really, whoever wrote this thing... just an idiot...'
Watson also finds a stirring connection to one of the artifacts in the process:
'Look here, Watson. It's more than a little disturbing how attached you are to the place. Aren't men supposed to be horrified by the idea of their own mortality?'
'I suppose. But I'm not your average man, Holmes. I was a soldier in a losing fight. More than that: I'm a doctor. Of course I understand I'm going to die. I just... Well, it never occurred to me I might die for a reason. That I might accomplish something worthy of that kind of remembrance. Oh, I hope it's true! Can't you understand?'
'Even if I can, that doesn't mean I have to like it,' Holmes complained. 'You're not allowed to die, Watson!'
The Adventure of the Copper's Screeches - Violet Hunter. Another inspiring heroine, thank you G.S. Denning! In which a governess is asked to wear an electric(fying!) blue dress and sit in a window and read to her patrons in a totally not creepy (no, but it IS totally creepy) way. Also in which I look up the definition and mythology of Barghest, so thank you for that education.
'Gentlemen, I'm glad you came! Things have been so strange, I simply... er... Dr. Watson, have you... have you curled your hair?'
'Ah, yes. It's the fashion nowadays.'
'Is it?' Miss Hunter wondered.
'We told him it was,' Holmes said, exploding into fits of laughter.
I went red with rage. Holmes bent double and laughed so hard he nearly toppled over.
'Very nice. It suits you,' Miss Hunter said.
'Thank you,' I replied, and made a mental note to KILL EVERYONE I KNEW!
The Adventure of the Red Heads' League - more auburn topped shenanigans, with overlapping timelines to the prior story and SO this one is told from Holmes perspective, which makes for a VERY amusing read, especially as he includes all the details he omitted from Watson originally.
The Adventure of the Three Apprentices - in which a misguided magical professor misplaces his newly completed spell for the Fortescue Binding - to summon and bind demons of course.
'But... is he dead?' I wondered.
'Watson, in our future adventures together, here is a good rule of thumb: whenever you see anybody explode into bits and spatter all over a wall, yes, they are dead.'
A Scandal in Boh-grag-grah-grah - the infamous case of Irene Adler and the fire as a ruse. Only in this case it's triple threat twist that winds up with a double twist because, well, Holmes is inept. And Watson is a goner.
'I think that was the moment Holmes proved correct - the moment my fascination became irreversible. ... But no, I'd never known what my heart truly needed, until that day. Indeed, it would take years of reflection to finally come to admit what I truly desire...
To be bested.
Who could I ever respect more? No matter how I threw myself against her, no matter the stratagem I devised, I was never her equal. I strived to be, again and again, but... How frustrating! And yet, how exhilarating! I didn't want to admit her brilliance, yet she forced me to at every turn.'
I have a feeling I will be returning to this series again and again. Can't wait for the next collection of stories!