Eleven on Top (Stephanie Plum #11) by Janet Evanovich
Synopsis /
Stephanie Plum is thinking her career as a fugitive apprehension agent has run its course. She’s been shot at, spat at, cussed at, fire-bombed, mooned, and attacked by dogs. Time for a change, Stephanie thinks. Time to find the kind of job her mother can tell her friends about without making the sign of the cross.
So Stephanie Plum quits. Resigns. No looking back. No changing her mind. She wants something safe and normal. As it turns out, jobs that are safe and normal for most people aren’t necessarily safe and normal for Stephanie Plum. Trouble follows her, and the kind of trouble she had at the bail bonds office can’t compare to the kind of trouble she finds herself facing now. Her past has come back to haunt her. She’s stalked by a maniac returned from the grave for the sole purpose of putting her into a burial plot of her own. He’s killed before, and he’ll kill again if given the chance. Caught between staying far away from the bounty hunter business and staying alive, Stephanie re-examines her life and the possibility that being a bounty hunter is the solution rather than the problem. After disturbingly brief careers at the button factory, Kan Klean Dry Cleaners, and Cluck-in-a-Bucket, Stephanie takes an office position in security, working for Ranger, the sexiest, baddest bounty hunter and businessman on two continents. It might not be the job she’ll keep for the rest of her life, but for now it gives her the technical access she needs to find her stalker. Tempers and temperatures rise as competition ratchets up between the two men in her life---her on-again, off-again boyfriend, tough Trenton cop Joe Morelli, and her bad-ass boss, Ranger. Can Stephanie Plum take the heat? Can you?
My Thoughts /
Bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is back for another fast paced, madcap, chaotic, and donut fuelled adventure in Eleven on Top. With currently twenty-nine books in the series, (I’m only up to book eleven), it’s heartening to know there is a lot more fun and craziness to come! I’ll be chortling into my kindle for a while yet!!
Now, if you were thinking that you might like to try your hand at a little bail bonding, let me just drop this little snippet here……Over the course of her career, Stephanie has been spat on, cursed at, shot at, firebombed, and stalked by crazed killers. And I’ve lost count of how many of her cars have been set on fire or exploded. There has been more than a person’s fair share of open casket viewings (thanks to Grandma Mazur); way too much spandex being stretched, and donuts being demolished – all in the name of fugitive apprehension.
But during all this time, she’s stuck with it, Cheetos and all. However, even a kick-ass bounty hunter can get tired of being shot at. So when Stephanie ends up rolling around in a bunch of trash bags while apprehending a bail jumper, something inside her snaps. I mean, a girl can only take so much junk food being smooshed in her hair, right? So, in true Stephanie Plum style, she ups and complicates her life even further by resigning from her job at her cousin Vinnie’s business (ie. Vincent Plum Bonding Company). It’s time to get her life sorted. It’s time to get a sensible, normal job. But what’s a normal job look like for this Jersey girl? Let me give you a quick run-down…
First stop to find a job – visit the button factory – they’re hiring. Tick. Not going to get shot at there! Unfortunately for Stephanie, she’s late to work on her very first day, so is fired.
Next stop to find a job – visit the local dry-cleaners, Kan Klean Dry Cleaning Company. Tick. That’ll be a nice, safe place to work. However, since Lula had been having some trouble since taking over all of Stephanie’s previous apprehension cases she’d agreed to give Lula a hand on occasion. On this occasion, it turned out that Lula spews insults at the eccentric owner of the dry cleaning company, so Stephanie gets fired.
Next up to find a job – visit Cluck-in-a-Bucket Fast Food Restaurant. But you try working at one of your favourite eating places and, well, it’s hard! Plus, the uniform was hella embarrassing. Did she end up getting fired? Well, do Jersey Girls have big appetites???
Somehow, I don’t think she’s cut out for an ordinary job. Let’s recap. Doesn’t last one minute at the button factory; less than two days at the dry cleaners; and only just made it to the lunch shift on her second day at the chicken fast food joint.
All the while, she’s been getting notes. One says simply “I’m Back”. Another says, “Did you think I was dead?”. Someone is threatening her, and she has to figure out who it is – don’t they know she’s left her dangerous life behind!! When the threats get too close, Ranger and Morelli get involved. Morelli gets his leg broken and Stephanie finally gets a look inside Rangeman Security.
Again, this book delivers all that you’ve come to expect from a Stephanie Plum novel. Laugh-out-loud moments, a fast moving, well-crafted (albeit silly) plot; and filled with the usual family problems and relationship hang-ups. Oh, and cake. Lots and lots of cake!