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Shingles #3
The Monkey's Penis
Be careful what you wish for…
Chris doesn't ask for much and he usually gets less, but a birthday gift of a disembodied monkey penis is about to change all that. Entering a world of mysterious powers and nightmarish consequences, Chris realizes the secret belief of every teenage boy- that his wang has the power to change the world.
The Monkey's Penis is the third installment in the terrifying Shingles series, and once again readers with weak hearts or bladders are advised to read on at their own risk...
Chris doesn't ask for much and he usually gets less, but a birthday gift of a disembodied monkey penis is about to change all that. Entering a world of mysterious powers and nightmarish consequences, Chris realizes the secret belief of every teenage boy- that his wang has the power to change the world.
The Monkey's Penis is the third installment in the terrifying Shingles series, and once again readers with weak hearts or bladders are advised to read on at their own risk...
88 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 26, 2018
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June 27, 2025
3.5 stars. Who hasn’t wished for a magical monkey cock? Anyone who denies it is a filthy liar. So here we have Chris and his friend Stu, as they try to decipher the monkey penis that his alcoholic mother gave him for his birthday. I assure you that I’m not making any of that up. The penis begins ejecting cosmic goo everywhere and wishes are granted. Are they exactly what was hoped for? What do you think? Haven’t you ever seen the Treehouse of Horror episode with the monkey’s paw? That turkey was a little too dry for Homer! This was very enjoyable and somehow lighter on the vulgarity than I hoped. Still had some great content and a nice ending. I said nice ending, not a happy ending. You perverts. The Shingles series continues to envelop my curiosity, but always seems to leave off somewhere between good and great. If you feel antsy and wanna burn 30-45 minutes, embellishing your immaturity, give this one a look.
June 25, 2023
Entertaining supernatural listening 🎶🔰
Chris is a student in school with his best friend Stu. His mother gives him a monkey 🐵 penis for his birthday 🎂 and the fun begins. An interesting 👀 novella with lots of twist and turns leading to a happy ending. I would recommend this series and various authors to readers who are looking for something different. 2023 😀👒☺😅
Chris is a student in school with his best friend Stu. His mother gives him a monkey 🐵 penis for his birthday 🎂 and the fun begins. An interesting 👀 novella with lots of twist and turns leading to a happy ending. I would recommend this series and various authors to readers who are looking for something different. 2023 😀👒☺😅
January 30, 2020
This one is basically a Goosebumps interpretation of The Monkey's Paw, written like a southpark episode. The "Shingles" series is an admitted goosebumps inspired set of stories for (physical if not mental) grown-ups and while the stories aren't great lit and are certainly offensive, they're also somewhat entertaining when you need something completely inane. I'm embarrassed to read them but I will probably continue to do so.
April 7, 2019
An OK novella.
Chris has a pretty shitty life. He is bullied all the time, sucks at sports and his mother is not just a little bit crazy. In fact crazy enough to gift him with a taxidermy-ed "Monley's Penis". Worse still is that it functions as a Monkey's Paw and grants him his wished, but only in the worst way possible.
So yeah this is a dirty version of the Monkey's Paw story. Not bad, not fantastic but right down the middle. It was enjoyable, but aside from the twist that the object granting wished is a penis now, the story was somewhat predictable.
A solid 3 stars.
Chris has a pretty shitty life. He is bullied all the time, sucks at sports and his mother is not just a little bit crazy. In fact crazy enough to gift him with a taxidermy-ed "Monley's Penis". Worse still is that it functions as a Monkey's Paw and grants him his wished, but only in the worst way possible.
So yeah this is a dirty version of the Monkey's Paw story. Not bad, not fantastic but right down the middle. It was enjoyable, but aside from the twist that the object granting wished is a penis now, the story was somewhat predictable.
A solid 3 stars.
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April 17, 2018If your mom gave you a second-hand monkey cock for your birthday, what would you wish for?
This is a disturbing, and considerably more phallic, retelling of the supernatural classic, "The Monkey's Paw".
(3 stars = I had a good time reading this; no regrets.)
This is a disturbing, and considerably more phallic, retelling of the supernatural classic, "The Monkey's Paw".
(3 stars = I had a good time reading this; no regrets.)
April 14, 2018
Crude
A rude variation on the wish granting monkey's paw.
Neither as compelling nor as tightly written as some of the other Shingles, it makes up with inventiveness. Very creative, if long winded.
A rude variation on the wish granting monkey's paw.
Neither as compelling nor as tightly written as some of the other Shingles, it makes up with inventiveness. Very creative, if long winded.
June 8, 2020
Good story. A few laughs.
A funny story with a decent ending. I liked the characters and wanted them to succeed. I really enjoy this series. The Ghost of Hooker Alley iscstill my favorite.
A funny story with a decent ending. I liked the characters and wanted them to succeed. I really enjoy this series. The Ghost of Hooker Alley iscstill my favorite.
March 5, 2018
3rd Shingles tale is just what we expected.
Another weird and wild tale from the Authors and Dragons crew.
Crazy story, with a cautionary message. Worth the read.
Another weird and wild tale from the Authors and Dragons crew.
Crazy story, with a cautionary message. Worth the read.
August 9, 2019
Great book!
The book, even in the parts I cannot mention while at work, was hilarious and with the right amount of dark.
The book, even in the parts I cannot mention while at work, was hilarious and with the right amount of dark.
December 10, 2019
Not just a Shingle
A home run. Love the spin! Actually had me laughing.
I had my doubts, in the beginning, but I was fully involved by tales end.
A home run. Love the spin! Actually had me laughing.
I had my doubts, in the beginning, but I was fully involved by tales end.
December 29, 2019
Not for the faint of heart. Was an ok story. Be nice!
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