Maigret’s Childhood Friend, by George Simenon, book 69 of the Inspector Maigret series. Not one of my favorites and as you will discover not really a childhood friend -a schoolboy acquaintance.
Pestilence. “The fly buzzed around his head three times before settling on the top left-hand corner of the page of the report that he was annotating. The pencil in Maigret’s hand came to a standstill, and he looked at the insect with amused curiosity. The game had been going on for almost half an hour, and it was still the same fly. He could have sworn he recognized it. There, it lazily rubbed its feet together; it was possible that it was taunting him. Was it really looking at him? …
“as if it had had enough, it took flight and passed through the open window before losing itself in the warm air outside.” — “that fly that fascinated him reminded him of his years at school, when a fly gravitating towards his desk assumed much more importance than the teacher’s lesson.”
Another pest appears from the past. “Léon Florentin Antiques Dealer” ‘Is he tall and thin?’ ‘Very tall and very thin, yes, with a lot of grey hair.’ It was definitely his Florentin, a fellow pupil of his at the Lycée Banville, in Moulins, where he had been the class joker.” — ‘So you aren’t married?’ ‘What’s the point?’ And Florentin pulled one of those faces which had once amused hisclassmates so much and disarmed the teachers. It was as if his long countenance with its well-formed features was made of rubber, the way he managed to twist it in all directions.” —‘ I’m in a spot of bother.’ ‘I’m listening …’ ‘I know. It’s hard to explain. I’ve had a girlfriend for four years …’ ‘Another girlfriend that you live with?’ ‘Yes and no … No … Not exactly … She lives on Rue Notre-Dame-de-Lorette, near Place Saint-Georges.’ — ‘what’s hard to explain … She’s the best girl on earth and I was her lover, her friend and her confidant… ‘Did she have a lot of other boyfriends?’ ‘Wait till I count them … There’s Paré … One … Then Courcel … Two … Then Victor … Three … Then a young fellow I’ve never seen and whom I call the redhead … Four.’ ‘Four lovers who come and see her regularly?’
‘Some once, others twice a week.’ — ‘I swear that Josée and I love each other… ‘Or rather we loved each other …’ The inspector was struck by the word, and his face went blank. ‘Have you two broken up?’ ‘No.’ ‘Has she died?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘When?’ ‘This afternoon’ ‘She was shot.’ ‘By whom?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘Where did it happen?’
‘At her apartment … In her room …’ ‘Where were you at that moment?’ He was finding it increasingly hard to avoid his usual formality. ‘In the closet.’ ‘At about three thirty there was a ring on the doorbell, and I hurried to the wardrobe.’ ‘And then?’ ‘Perhaps a quarter of an hour later I heard a sound like a gunshot …’ ‘So at three forty-five …?’ … — “stories that Florentin had told them in the old days, all of which were more or less fantastical. Sometimes it seemed as if he himself couldn’t tell lies from the truth”
Rue Notre-Dame-de-Lorette. “a sitting room where Maigret thought he had gone back fifty years in time, if not more. —the body lying on the carpet. As is often the case, the hole in the throat looked larger than the calibre of a bullet. She had lost a lot of blood, and yet her face showed nothing but astonishment. — the woman was short, plump and gentle, one of those women who make you think of well-cooked stews, of lovingly potted jams.” —“mature men who came once or twice a week, living under the illusion that they were keeping a mistress, while remaining unaware of one another. But were they really all unaware of one another?”
Suspect #1. “ Florentin looked worried, even though he always made an effort to keep a smile on his face. It gave him a strange rictus that reminded Maigret of the Lycée Banville, when his classmate got caught by the teacher he was imitating behind his back.” ‘It takes only a few minutes, a few seconds, to become a murderer. Before that you’re a man like any other.’ ‘I’m not always here. I’ve got a job. I have to earn my living.’ It sounded fake. Another bit of play-acting on the part of Florentin, who had been play-acting all his life. ‘I don’t always tell the truth. It’s stronger than me. You remember the stories I made up to amuse you … Today, I beg you to believe me: I wasn’t the one who killed Josée and I was in the wardrobe when it happened …’ His expression was melodramatic, but then again wasn’t he used to acting? ‘Am I under arrest?’ Maigret looked at him hesitantly. He was serious and worried. ‘No,’ he said at last. He was taking a risk, he knew, but he didn’t feel brave enough to act otherwise.” — “For no precise reason, Maigret was displeased with him. Not with himself or anyone else. Someone had spoiled a day which had, until five in the afternoon, been pleasant and idle. The fly had disappeared, perhaps upset that he hadn’t turned up for their appointment.”
The Four Others. “ ‘And by the way, where did she tell you she came from?’ ‘From near Grenoble.’ It seemed that Joséphine Papet had the same need to tell lies as Florentin. To each man she had given a different place of birth.” ‘Were you affected by her death?’ ‘To tell the truth, no. Millions of people die every day.’ “Maigret got to his feet. He had had enough. If he had continued this interrogation any longer he would have found it difficult to conceal his disgust.” — “ Maigret was in a bad mood and needed a bit of time to calm down. The rain had stopped long ago. A fly, perhaps the same one as yesterday, flew into the room as he sat down and began mechanically scribbling on a sheet of paper. The scribbles turned into words. Premeditation. Maigret was worried, as if something was going wrong with his investigation. He was unhappy with himself, uneasy.”
Return to the Scene. “ ‘Rue Notre-Dame-de-Lorette.’ He felt as if he had forgotten an important point, as if he had overlooked the truth without realizing it. For the whole journey he didn’t say a word” — “He was haunted by the monstrous silhouette of the concierge and her motionless eyes.” ‘I asked you some questions yesterday and now I’m going to ask you them again. I should warn you this time that you could be prosecuted for giving false evidence if you don’t tell the truth.’ “She clearly wasn’t afraid of him.” —“She had never played such an important part in her life, and she seemed to be cheering inwardly. It must have been marvellous to see a chief of police practically begging her to help him. ‘Do you hate Florentin?’ ‘That’s my business.’ ‘One might imagine that you were taking revenge.’ ‘Let people think what they will.’ There was a flaw somewhere, Maigret could feel it. Even if her immobility was natural to her, even if she normally spoke in that monotonous voice, using as few words as possible, something was wrong.” ‘What do you have to say about it?’ he said at last. ‘Nothing.’ He was at the end of his tether. ‘Come on, Lapointe.’ And, once he was in the street: ‘I’m almost certain that she knows something …’
How to Proceed. “ ‘When I think how easy it would be!’ he groaned, taking off his hat. ‘What would be easy?’ ‘Arresting Florentin. That’s what anyone would do in my place. If I told the examining magistrate about half the evidence I have against him, he’d send me to arrest him straight away.’ ‘Why are you hesitating? Because he was your friend?’ ‘Not my friend. A schoolmate,’ — “He was angry with everyone: with Joséphine Papet, first of all, for allowing herself to be killed so stupidly, with Florentin for accumulating all that incriminating evidence against himself, with that solemn civil servant Paré, whose wife suffered from nervous exhaustion, with the fat little ball-bearings man and particularly with that presumptuous limping man from Bordeaux.” —“He suddenly relaxed, realizing how ridiculous his attitude was, and smiled at last. ‘You’re right. It’s stronger than me. I hate it when people cheat. And yet someone’s cheating, and it’s getting to me.’”
The Cheating Issue at Hand. And by cheating, he doesn't mean the affair of a kept woman -Simenon is quite comfortable, personally familiar- even famous with affairs - but the manner here of cheating depriving him his killer.
Read further to see Maigret’s use of his fly swatter to resolve this pestilence of cheats. Perhaps not his best, but still an interesting read.