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52 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2018
“Do you happen to have any bad meat over there that you don’t need? […] Any stinking meat? Decomposed flesh meat?” (3)
“The vegetables have to suffer for the sake of society” (13)
“She’ll probably die if she hasn’t got a face.” (17)
“’Madam, do you like poetry?”’
‘No, I hate poetry,’ she answered in a voice stifled with boredom, without turning to me.” (21)
“As for me, I danced a sort of polka so as not to die of cold.” (24)
“Do you know that I can hate for seventy-seven million years without stopping for rest. Tell those miserable people that they are doomed.” (30)
“There I was, sitting in the dark bloodstream like a mummified foetus with no love at all. (41)
“The quickest way of retiring from social face-eating competition occurred to me when I attacked a policeman with my strong steel umbrella.” (44)
“The skeleton knew how to give him the slip, by letting fall a young zeppeline bone, on which the professor pounced, reciting chemical hymns and covering the bone with hot kisses.” (45)
“Have you heard the appalling moan of the dead in slaughter? It’s the terrible disillusionment of the newly born dead, who’d hoped for and deserved eternal sleep but find themselves tricked, caught up in an endless machinery of pain and sorrow.” (47)
“He looked like a transparent monument dreaming of an electric breast, and gazed without eyes, with a pleasant and invisible smile, into the inexhaustible supply of silence that surrounds our star.” (46)
“In the evening, at cocktail time, he went to the café on the corner, where he read the Necromancer’s Journal, the paper favoured by high-toned corpses.” (47)
The greatest difficulty was to find a way of disguising the hyena’s face. We spent hours and hours looking for a way, but she always rejected my suggestions. At last she said, ‘I think I’ve found the answer. Have you got a maid?’
‘Yes,’ I said, puzzled.
‘There you are then. Ring for your maid, and when she comes in we’ll pounce upon her and tear off her face. I’ll wear her face tonight instead of mine.’
‘It’s not practical,’ I said. ‘She’ll probably die if she hasn’t got a face. Somebody will certainly find the corpse, and we’ll be put in prison.’ [16–7]