Make Your Own Farting Goo

by Julia Garstecki

Step-by-step instructions and images guide young crafters to create their own farting goo.

24 pages, Library Binding

Published July 15, 2018

Reviews

[Edward Creter · Rating 4 out of 5]

One of those DIY kid's books that are bound to be on everyone's shit list, ahem, everyone's....hit...list. Shows kids how to carefully craft edible poop out of chocolate syrup with creamy, or even crunchy (!) peanut butter. (I suggest Skippy's. Name recognition, yknow?😂) Even has a factoid explaining how movies actually do create effects like poop effects for movies (Caddyshack immediately comes to mind. Older kids might check this film out.) None other than THE Steven Spielberg is honorably mentioned as one of the Founding Fathers of Hippy Effects in films from a young age, and of course in later years he has cranked out nothing but fake shit like, say, War Horse and Ready Player One. Boom. Other than that, Julia Garstecki has lots of other how-to guides to making creepy stuff. If edible poop isn't controversial enough as a kid's book, she has drinkable blood, edible snot and skin you eat like fruit roll ups!!! Conservatives will consider themselves warned.
Four stars
Doodoo it yourself cool!!!