This WILL BE a RANT
Ok I've been traumatized by this author before but I had just read a looooong book and I wanted smut..
SOOOOOOO
Another story of virgin auctions meets billionaire who buys her
THINGS I DIDNT LIKE!
-Him referring to another blonde chick as dumb, space case, having empty upper floor, practically disabled...all because she has severe autism..AND then saying he plowed her good? ODJFC
-Sampling virgin women like on a buffet, rating them with grades, sucking on the waitress
-All the semen and calling his fluids the "male virility"
-He was basically a pervert
-All the descripations of her sloppy vagina
Lines like
I spurted heavily within the booth, releasing my cum, great gusts of virile white pouring from my dick
and the classic
And I could imagine the steady drip, drip of her puss, how the moisture was beginning to coagulate and coat those pussy walls, readying them for my deep pound.
lets not forget
a little glimpse of panty-covered puss, and I was letting the baby batter go in small drips, my virile DNA so eager to be in her.
and to top the cherry
Because I needed to get into this girl’s sweet hot twat and she was telling me that she wanted my jizz straight, that she liked the hot bubbly deep in her snatch even if it got her pregnant.
Can someone please bleach my brain.
I wish I could DNF any thing------BECAUSE THIS WAS SO BAD I WANTED TO POKE MY EYES WITH A NINJA STAR------I struggled so hard with this and even skipped pages to finish this but the torture was everywhere.
The hero was the biggest douchebag and I hope I could Buffalo Bill him.
AAAAGH
NO
RESPECT WOMEN
1/5 (because 0 isnt possible)
PS. DISABILITY IS NOT FUNNY.