I love these fat 80s thrillers, they are the perfect books for trips, vacations, or feeling like you are on a trip or vacation while comfortably ensconced in your favorite chair. fall asleep in that chair, pretend you fell asleep on the beach or a plane, wake up and start reading again, you only have a million pages of twists & turns to go. it's a forever-adventure, it keeps on giving right until the last page. and it's not even the last page -naturally there's a sequel.
The Eight is very Dan Brown Da Vinci Code, all sorts of similar ideas and themes, except that I've never read that novel so what would I know, I mean why would I. this came out a decade and a half prior, so I guess Da Vinci Code is actually very The Eight. derivative Dan Brown, smh. the book is also very feminist in an 80s way, which I guess means to me (because, as established, what do I know) that the feminism isn't explicitly stated, it's just the whole environment that the world of the book lives in; our very strong leads are mainly women, they deal with irritating sexist assholes all the time, they swear vengeance, they kick ass, they do all the moving and shaking and the whole fate of the world rests on their varied abilities. per the 80s: women rule, sometimes literally, they are made for quests and adventures and being computer experts, chess experts, scheming experts, rock climbing experts, etc. but the book also makes clear that women don't make great nuns: two of our heroines are ex-nuns and there's an abbess who's more of a long-game strategist than a Bride of Christ. romance is somewhat present but no one is mooning over anyone; the main protagonist only realizes she's into one of the male characters after about 500 pages, with about 50 pages left to finally seal the deal (repeatedly, while on a windswept boat sailing across the Atlantic against all odds, of course).
the book is All History All The Time. which I loved. there are two parallel timelines, one that take place in modern times (the U.S. and Algeria) and the other in Revolutionary France, so we get a lot of New York, Algeria, France, and a little Russia, and a lot of additional flashbacks with even more historical characters. quasi-heroic characters include Talleyrand (*swoon*), Madame de Staël, a young Napoleon, and in flashbacks, Voltaire and Isaac Newton; quasi- or outright villains include Marat, Robespierre, Catherine Grand (quite a deep cut there), Catherine the Great (?!?), her son Peter, the ghost of Cardinal Richelieu, and um Rousseau (!?!?!). Benedict Arnold and Casanova also have cameos. there are so many others that I haven't even mentioned!
the book is super fun but also absurd. it's an airport book, what do you expect. the writing is definitely competent but the plot zigs and zags and is so breathless at times that it is hard not to laugh. just one of many examples: sometime in the last third of the book, our two modern-day heroines see a checkpoint ahead that they assume was set up by their enemies, turn off into a fishing village to avoid it, go into the village dive bar, uh oh one of the prime villains ('The White King' because this book is all about people given chess titles) is waiting there for them, and then who should show up but the suave head of the Algerian secret police (another villain), the two flee the bar after physically attacking the secret police (with the help of their dog), one of them makes it into the ocean (along with the dog and her bag of treasure) with a hail of bullets above her, swims to another shore with both dog and treasure, comes across a couple of befuddled policeman on the shore, tricks them into thinking that despite being soaking wet she's very late to an important OPEC conference happening nearby, they escort her to her hotel to get changed, half an hour later she's showered and dressed and ready to appear at the conference, where she trades loaded quips with various dignitaries, catching the eye of evil, ill-fated Libyan prime minister Muammar Gaddafi in a wtf cameo, then sneaks out of the conference with an ally to attempt the rescue of the friend she left behind, who is now in the hands of the nefarious Algerian secret police. the rescue is successful, mainly thanks to the dog. all of this happens across maybe 20 pages.
all in all, a good time. this would make a great miniseries or big-budget movie. I'm thinking Leonardo diCaprio and Robert Downey Jr. as the two modern leads, and in the flashback sequences, Timothée Chalamet as the ex-nun?
per the brief bio on the last page, Katherine Neville apparently was a BofA executive, computer expert, painter, photographer, and model. because of course she was. ❤️