Peter Gregory, high school English teacher, finds his life falling apart. To deal with this (or not), he writes a note and puts in on his windshield wiper, then wades into a freezing river to die. At some point mid-river he decides maybe he doesn’t want to die, so he swims across and climbs out. Deciding there’s nothing worth going back to, he changes his name and takes a new identity. This process repeats itself several times through the book, and is actually quite fascinating. The only disappointment I felt was at the very end, which reads like it was written by an academic rather than an author. In fact the actual author is both, and the disappointment at the end doesn’t detract from the joy of reading the whole story.