I hadn't thought of Frankie Boyle's foray into comics in years, probably not since shortly after seeing the panels from the first installment where the protagonist is told by his father that unlike all the other kids, he was conceived through sodomy. Which seemed about what we expected from a feature in Mark Millar's magazine Clint, a publication where the best one can say is that when so many comics are doomed despite being brilliant, at least this one was doomed and terrible. But then I saw an interview recently with Rufus Hound where his comics taste seemed pretty solid otherwise, and he was praising this as a lost gem. And after all, if Millar himself has become ever more of an irritant since, Boyle is a much more valuable presence than the generic edgelord he used to be, while Mike Dowling - whose first professional comics work this was - has matured into quite the artist. Plus, and this was the clincher, I saw it for two quid in a sale.
As such, it gives me little pleasure to report that for the most part this is exactly the puerile slog that early page had us expecting all those years ago. Hound, and Boyle's own introduction, make much of the idea that it's supposed to feel like when you were a kid and would end up with random issues of a comic out of sequence, fractured glimpses of an incomplete story, and that's not a bad idea, at least when a Grant Morrison or Alan Moore attempts it - but doing it first time out is running before you can walk, and means what this more feels like is choppy, lazy storytelling. Which is to say, quite Millar. That's most blatant in the idea that what happened to Christopher Reeve was the echo of a terrible fate visited on another world's Superman, something I found horribly affecting in Wanted - but not enough so for a retread here to hit me as anything more than tired. As for the Bilderberg party where our rulers are all lizards, engaged in an orgy of rape and anthropophagy - it's a scene I can imagine Boyle incorporating into a comedy routine along the way to somewhere else, and pulling it off, but here it's only wearying. There are occasional amusing lines, though fewer than I would have expected, and the final chapter may be blatantly 'borrowing' from Moore and Morrison, but does have a central concept which suggests Boyle might have another, much better comic in him one day. This, on the other hand, would have been better left forgotten.