Keillor captures the spirit and predicament of the struggling writer brilliantly in this spoof that mixes up time, real life characters and fictional ones, and yet delivers a tender love story that stays true to its title.
Larry Wyler strikes the big time with his debut novel and then hits the skids with his sophomore effort. In the meantime, success had led to a profligate life of booze and sexual flings, and a job at the New Yorker, where he is paid a handsome $3000 for his first 1500 word story (boy, he doesn’t know how good he had it, based on today’s price for a story, if indeed there is one today!) Time gets crunched and convoluted, for his New Yorker colleagues number Updike and Salinger, who both last worked at the venerable magazine in the 1940’s and 50’s respectively, while this story is happening in the ‘90’s from what I can make of it. The editor is the legendary William Shawn, known for his staffing methods of keeping promising writers on payroll for decades while they produced zip for the magazine. The rag is also being run by the Mafia who claim they killed those innocent people in Kansas so that Capote could write his bestseller, and who run a critiquing racket that nets them $195.49 per critique (that racket still runs today, except that it is not run by the Mafia anymore). Larry falls into the dreaded Writer’s Block at the magazine when Shawn casually declaims that Larry’s writing is too self-conscious and “girlish.” In the meantime, Larry’s long suffering wife Iris, herself a fierce defender of the downtrodden, pursues her various socialist causes back in St. Paul, Minnesota, waiting for Larry to grow up and return home.
In his blocked state, Larry discovers his true calling: working under the pseudonym of Mr. Blue and dolling out advice to troubled souls via an agony column in a St. Paul newspaper, as he hibernates in a New York apartment, drinks, and has sex with strays while waiting for the dreaded Block to clear. Very soon, formers lovers, friends, Iris, and even Larry himself start corresponding with Mr. Blue and receive replies! The correspondence of Mr. Blue comes to dominate the middle section of the novel, and Keillor cuts across middle class, Middle America, upending its neuroses that are usually hidden behind tranquilizers, church, booze and sex, all now revealed via Mr. Blue’s Happiness Quiz. Some people run their love lives with Mr. Blue as the fulcrum. Mr. Blue’s answers to the letters he receives convey the loneliness of the writer who sacrifices home to pursue fame in an impersonal city like New York.
Then of course, we must have the traditional Gunfight at the OK Corral ending, a given in American Literature it seems, and Keillor plays it up for maximum effort: Larry takes on the mob to save the New Yorker from extinction. The last bit of the book however, drags, when Larry “grows up” and returns to St. Paul to win back Iris’ trust. This is a long drawn out affair, for although Larry and Iris go to community events together and even have sex regularly (better the known devil than the unknown one!), they live separately, and Trust Regained takes as long to arrive as Writer’s Block to leave. This is also the most tender part of the book.
The humour however, is the best part, and Keillor flows with it: Larry describes himself alternatively as “Turgenev of the Tundra,” “Prairie Proust” and “Poor Man’s Maupassant”; Larry’s encounters with the nurse in the fertility clinic where he has to leave a “deposit” is hilarious; his verbal skirmishes with Mafia boss Crossandotti makes one squirm; and Larry landing in Alaska with Alana is mind bending. These are just a sampling of the outlandish situations in this book in which the prose brims with sarcastic wit.
I think I will read more of Garrison Keillor.