Who's Who
While at the mall, Jessica and Elizabeth see a new dating service advertised for teens. For better results Jessica fills out two applications as two different girls (Daniella Fromage and Magenta Galaxy).
Daniella is all about luxury and sophistication, while Magenta is into rock. Danielle gets a letter from a Pierre Du Lac (who claims he’s traveled all around the continent. Jessica is impressed and gives the green light to have him contact her.
Jessica goes to a girl in her Sorority (Suzanne) and asks her for tips how to be sophisticated so she can impress Pierre. She teaches her about art and opera and tries to get her to watch a foreign film but that’s about all the culture Jess can stand for one day.
Jess gets another letter for Magenta from a guy named Brett S. So she gives them her info, and he calls and then makes a date. This time she goes to Dana Larson for advice who agrees to help her out.
Liz gets all in her feelings when Jessica tells her she’s boring (which will lead into the next book). Lila is offended that Jessica didn’t come to her first, but she quizzes Jessica on topics that might come up on her date with Pierre. Even though it's obvious Pierre is a big fake and doesn’t know not one thing about France, he’s hot so that’s all that matters to Jessica.
The next day (as Magenta) she goes out with Bret S. This date goes good too even though it’s also clear he’s phony (and he won’t dance with her at the club).
The next date with Pierre is at a French restaurant. Pierre doesn’t seem to know Ingrid Berman is (I’m wondering why by this point hasn’t she caught on). They go out for a cappuccino.
She goes out with Bret again to a rave (no info on this date so I guess it went well). Because Brett calls and Alice answers the phone, she starts getting Lila to answer her calls. Somehow Brett sits up a date with Magenta on the same night Danielle has a date with Pierre, Lila tries to give Jessica the message but can’t get in contact with her. So Jessica convinces Liz to do a twin swap.
So they go to a restaurant and every 15 minutes they switch (and I’m wondering why switching every 15 minutes was necessary other than for drama).
Liz notices both of em are phony and calls them both out. Of course, this makes Jess angry.
While with Cara playing tennis she meets another boy Mangino (which sounds like Mangina and just NO). and they go on a date to the Dairi Burger. Dana wants her stuff and she tells her she can get it from Cara. She tells Suzanne the same thing.
Liz calls both guys over to apologize, and they predictably arrive at the same time as Suzanne and Dana. Both boys confess they were lying, and Jessica (clueless as ever) acts like she shouldn’t have seen this bs a mile away. Dana and Pierre hook up. Suzanne and Bret S hooke up. Jessica is happy with Magino.
The B plot is just about Elizabeth’s angst over she’s getting predictable. She does some minor things like (tries something different at the Dairi Burger, paints her toes red,) and a gets a perm. But in the next book, she figures out what will break her out of her predictability.
My Thoughts: Jessica is such a PSYCHOPATH! I swear one days she’s going to have a mental breakdown. One minute she’s going to think she’s Jessa Fields, the next she’s gonna switch up and be Danielle Fromage, the next she’s going to be Magenta Galaxy. Then she’s going to go back and forth having conversations with herself as all her different personalities. Now *that’s* a book I wanna read.
But no sadly enough people just aren’t who they portray themselves to be if you go through their profiles (and today's social media). Not always.
Because of what I experienced from trying to meet someone this way (through a chat room who can tell what’s real and what isn’t in there? Most of them are EXCELLENT liars. It just put a sour taste in my mouth and made me VERY weary about people’s motivations.
I can’t really fault Jessica (even though I thought she was way too naïve) because I had to learn the hard way not to just take people for either who they first approached me as (because later on the masks one by one came off and I learned the TRUTH) or who my mind tried to fool me into making them be (which was what *I*myself needed them to be in my life). But at 16 I was probably just like Jessica (not really carrying as long as they looked good, not trying to look deeper to who they were). So, you live and learn.
Jessica’s crazy outfits again tho! The tidly wink, Scrabble tile, necklace sounds like something I’d rock!
As for switching every 15 minutes this just did not make a lot of sense to me. Why couldn’t Liz just go on the date with one boy and Jess with the other? Then when they got home Liz could have given Jess’s the 411 on what went down.
I LOVED that she told both of these sorry jokers off. I’m just amazed that after (Did Dana and Suzanne hear there confessions?) If so why would Dana and Suzanne would want to date these fools. Then in some books from now, Dana will be writing songs about how she’s fed up with love. (SMH) WELL.. You *did* choose to go out with the guy that just lied about everything about himself to your classmate.
Rating: 7