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417 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 6, 2006
This big expert on paranormal phenomena is doing a lecture tour of the UK, and he gets to Aberystwyth on a Friday night. And he goes into the hall, and it's packed. Shuffles his notes, clears his throat, and says,
"Let's just see where we stand. How many people here believe in ghosts?"
Every hand in the room goes up.
"Excellent", says the professor. "That's what I value. Truly open minds. OK, how many of you have actually seen a ghost?"
Half the hands go down, half stay up.
"Good enough," says the professor. "And out of you lot, how many have spoken to a ghost?"
Maybe 20 hands stay up, and the professor nods.
"Yes, that takes some courage, doesn't it? And how many of you have touched a ghost?"
All but 3 hands go down.
"Finally, how many of you have made love with a ghost?"
Two hands go down, but one right at the back of the room stays up. It's a little old guy in a grubby mac.
"Sir, you amaze me," says the professor. "I've asked that question a thousand times, and nobody has ever answered yes to it. I've never met anybody before you who's had sex with a ghost."
"Ghost?" says the old guy. "Oh, sorry, I thought you said goat..."
"But how many people do you know who actually get to choose what they do for a living? My careers teacher said I should go into hotel management, so exorcism it was."As one might expect from the title, The Devil You Know is a very dark read, without as much of the genre-savvy absurdism that tends to characterize urban fantasy. There is humour, most of it decidedly British and involving references to Thatcher and Blue Peter, but at least in my first read, I was not once tempted to laugh out loud. However, this speaks more about the underlying darkness of the plot and Carey's ability to generate suspense. On my second read, I found quite a few passages hilarious. I especially love Castor's mixed metaphors such as:
"It wasn’t what I was expecting, but like I’ve always said, if life gives you lemmings, jump off a cliff."