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135 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1977
“I have nothing to live for any more,” she would murmur. I was always astonished by the way her tone sounded so smug and boastful.
She believed in having “fun” as if it was a state of grace. Taking nothing seriously except amusement, she caused very little rancour, and although she was considered untrustworthy and wild and was reputed once to have gate-crashed a fashionable London party totally naked except for a sanitary towel, she managed to slip in and out of her many relationships, which she invariably described as “divine,” like an elegant and expensive eel.
You must remember that your grandmother Dunmartin was a very different person from Great Granny Webster. From his earliest childhood your father had always lived in secret terror, never knowing what his mother was going to do or say.
‘I have nothing to live for any more,’ she would murmur. I was always astonished by the way her tone sounded so smug and boastful.
"Blazer?" she repeated. "Blazer?" Her tiny mouth twisted with disgust and she managed to make the word sound like some foul and crude expletive. "Fortunately I don't know these modern terms [...] There is really nothing more unattractive than the sight of a young woman displaying a repulsive amount of arm."
Rodney... He's my newest flame. You'll love him. He's very lean and bronzed and sexy. He's slightly a bore, but not such a bad one that you could call him a 'important bore'. Rodney's just not very intelligent. But then he's not the kind of man who's meant to be...
I was never to know whether Richards was deliberately trying to blot out the horrifying sight of the sugary and wind-blown incorrectness with which Great Granny Webster was now dancing drunkenly over the earth, or whether she was only flinching because by a final misfortune some last feathery fleck of the woman for whom she had worked so hard and so long had got lodged in her one good eye.
